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I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?

 
mr. Bel
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I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
I heard there is a cut off age to each. Not sure what they are.
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Re: I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
maybe some state militia will still accept you
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No
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[link to usmilitary.about.com]
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05/12/2012 03:23 PM
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Re: I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
Yep!

THe Syrian Army would be delighted to sign you up right now.
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I think you still can as a chaplain....
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05/12/2012 03:27 PM
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Re: I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
Do you golf? If so, you can join Arnie's army.
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Re: I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
No, when WW3 starts we wont be conscripted.

unless the enemy is at the white house / downing street gates and all the kids have been killed IE boys and 60 year old men fighting the russians in the last days of berlin
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Re: I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
If you can catch a bullet, I don't see why not.
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05/12/2012 03:28 PM
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Re: I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
if you are a doctor you should be able to join some branch regardless off your age.
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Re: I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
No, when WW3 starts we wont be conscripted.

unless the enemy is at the white house / downing street gates and all the kids have been killed IE boys and 60 year old men fighting the russians in the last days of berlin
 Quoting: aloy3313 15948622

I saw flicks on those poor German old farts trudging off to fight the Russians in 1945 with a Panzerfaust in one hand and a walking cane in the other. Pathetic sight.
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Re: I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
I heard there is a cut off age to each. Not sure what they are.
 Quoting: mr. Bel


Sorry man...50 is over the age limit.

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Re: I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
buddy of mine joined the army reserves at 38. Not sure what the max age is though.
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Too old, but when TSHTF, you'll be welcomed into the ranks.
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Re: I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
buddy of mine joined the army reserves at 38. Not sure what the max age is though.
 Quoting: Mad Pole


Looks like the age limit is 42.
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Re: I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
if you are a doctor you should be able to join some branch regardless off your age.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Unless you are too overweight or obese.
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Re: I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
wtf

Why the hell would you want to join?! I'm looking for a way out!

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Re: I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
I heard there is a cut off age to each. Not sure what they are.
 Quoting: mr. Bel


No, the cut off for Army is 42 but the latest you can be is 41-1/2 because it takes 6 months to get through the paperwork and boot camp and you must be 42 or younger by the time you officially join. The other branches require you much younger.
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I heard a rumor the Girl Scouts are looking for a few good men!
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Re: I am 50 years old. Can I join any of the military branches?
If you can catch a bullet, I don't see why not.
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In Soviet Russia bullets can catch you.
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If you can catch a bullet, I don't see why not.
 Quoting: Psych

In Soviet Russia bullets can catch you.
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Russia doesn't need bullets. They have Fedor Emelianenko.

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