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On May 20th 2012 your world will be destroyed, FOR REAL

 
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On May 20th 2012 your world will be destroyed, FOR REAL
On MAY 20TH 2012 at 03:33 hours EST, A powerful seismic explosion will be initiated to go off inside the earth's core, cracking the earth in two while the chosen survivors are teleported to Mars (which was terraformed sometime ago).

Sorry it had to end this way, humanity in general had to be wiped out and start afresh. The cycle of mindless war, hatred and destruction had to end because it was getting uncontrollable even to the natural environment, and we figured out mankind will never learn from their mistakes.

It was best you people didn't know till the very last few days as to not cause any unnecessary panic.

You will all be reincarnated anyway, maybe in this galaxy or other ones, so don't see this is as the complete end.
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Sounds good.. I better put some beer in the fridge to keep it cold for the journey ahead...


Thanks again!!!
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You will all be reincarnated anyway,
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you will be ??

well hope you make it out ok
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Re: On May 20th 2012 your world will be destroyed, FOR REAL
On MAY 20TH 2012 at 03:33 hours EST, A powerful seismic explosion will be initiated to go off inside the earth's core, cracking the earth in two while the chosen survivors are teleported to Mars (which was terraformed sometime ago).

Sorry it had to end this way, humanity in general had to be wiped out and start afresh. The cycle of mindless war, hatred and destruction had to end because it was getting uncontrollable even to the natural environment, and we figured out mankind will never learn from their mistakes.

It was best you people didn't know till the very last few days as to not cause any unnecessary panic.

You will all be reincarnated anyway, maybe in this galaxy or other ones, so don't see this is as the complete end.

 Quoting: Last Messenger 16056084


Here, take this:

bsflag

and proceed to run it through your anus several times very vigorously. If you knew anything about numerology and esoteric teachings you would know that nothings, and I mean NOTHING can happen on a time or sequence of sequential numbered "3".
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fireworks yipe
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05/14/2012 03:33 PM
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Re: On May 20th 2012 your world will be destroyed, FOR REAL
OP, how much are you ready to bet against me? I say NOTHING relevant - related to you Doomsday prophecy - shall happen on May 20th 2012.

C'mon, put your money where your mouth is.
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Re: On May 20th 2012 your world will be destroyed, FOR REAL
Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha soooooooooo funny
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Re: On May 20th 2012 your world will be destroyed, FOR REAL
On MAY 20TH 2012 at 03:33 hours EST, A powerful seismic explosion will be initiated to go off inside the earth's core, cracking the earth in two while the chosen survivors are teleported to Mars (which was terraformed sometime ago).

Sorry it had to end this way, humanity in general had to be wiped out and start afresh. The cycle of mindless war, hatred and destruction had to end because it was getting uncontrollable even to the natural environment, and we figured out mankind will never learn from their mistakes.

It was best you people didn't know till the very last few days as to not cause any unnecessary panic.

You will all be reincarnated anyway, maybe in this galaxy or other ones, so don't see this is as the complete end.

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Wow you guys sound as judgement, aggressive, delusional and cowardly as most of the corrupt elites here..Therefore may I suggest another option..You guys just just fuck off and leave us and the earth as it is?

After all what about all the other animals and critters that have done nothing wrong.. you just seem a very limited fool ...sad and delusional and moronic. For if you had the skills to terraform mars ...you should easily be able to do a quick humans cleaning program (to get rid of the clag)..without resorting to complete and total destruction?

..there again you just might be just another fuckhead friend?
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Re: On May 20th 2012 your world will be destroyed, FOR REAL
On MAY 20TH 2012 at 03:33 hours EST, A powerful seismic explosion will be initiated to go off inside the earth's core, cracking the earth in two while the chosen survivors are teleported to Mars (which was terraformed sometime ago).

Sorry it had to end this way, humanity in general had to be wiped out and start afresh. The cycle of mindless war, hatred and destruction had to end because it was getting uncontrollable even to the natural environment, and we figured out mankind will never learn from their mistakes.

It was best you people didn't know till the very last few days as to not cause any unnecessary panic.

You will all be reincarnated anyway, maybe in this galaxy or other ones, so don't see this is as the complete end.

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is that you harold?
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cruise Ha we are all going to die again !
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Such bull shit- not all of us want to die, you moran.

Get a life, or better yet, why dont you do yourself off. Why wait till May 20th???

Good bye...5a
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You will all be reincarnated anyway, maybe in this galaxy or other ones, so don't see this is as the complete end.

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So where is the change ? :))
Will be wiped out from other planet, too ?
This divine plan has a bug, I think...
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Nothing will happen unfortuantely. This will be just like elenin...
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On MAY 20TH 2012 at 03:33 hours EST, A powerful seismic explosion will be initiated to go off inside the earth's core, cracking the earth in two while the chosen survivors are teleported to Mars (which was terraformed sometime ago).

Sorry it had to end this way, humanity in general had to be wiped out and start afresh. The cycle of mindless war, hatred and destruction had to end because it was getting uncontrollable even to the natural environment, and we figured out mankind will never learn from their mistakes.

It was best you people didn't know till the very last few days as to not cause any unnecessary panic.

You will all be reincarnated anyway, maybe in this galaxy or other ones, so don't see this is as the complete end.

 Quoting: Last Messenger 16056084


WE are uncontrollable to the natural environment? You're talking about halving the the planet, you silly shit.
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Re: On May 20th 2012 your world will be destroyed, FOR REAL
On MAY 20TH 2012 at 03:33 hours EST, A powerful seismic explosion will be initiated to go off inside the earth's core, cracking the earth in two while the chosen survivors are teleported to Mars (which was terraformed sometime ago).

Sorry it had to end this way, humanity in general had to be wiped out and start afresh. The cycle of mindless war, hatred and destruction had to end because it was getting uncontrollable even to the natural environment, and we figured out mankind will never learn from their mistakes.

It was best you people didn't know till the very last few days as to not cause any unnecessary panic.

You will all be reincarnated anyway, maybe in this galaxy or other ones, so don't see this is as the complete end.

 Quoting: Last Messenger 16056084


WE are uncontrollable to the natural environment? You're talking about halving the the planet, you silly shit.
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Your gonna take this, and like it.

:)


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when i see space ships in the sky, Ill believe it... until then ... I got make some money some how lol
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wtf


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A certainly thing is that pigchefuntil 20th may will be olderpigchef
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Re: On May 20th 2012 your world will be destroyed, FOR REAL
On MAY 20TH 2012 at 03:33 hours EST, A powerful seismic explosion will be initiated to go off inside the earth's core, cracking the earth in two while the chosen survivors are teleported to Mars (which was terraformed sometime ago).

Sorry it had to end this way, humanity in general had to be wiped out and start afresh. The cycle of mindless war, hatred and destruction had to end because it was getting uncontrollable even to the natural environment, and we figured out mankind will never learn from their mistakes.

It was best you people didn't know till the very last few days as to not cause any unnecessary panic.

You will all be reincarnated anyway, maybe in this galaxy or other ones, so don't see this is as the complete end.

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Is that the best you got?

Lame as fuck.
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Re: On May 20th 2012 your world will be destroyed, FOR REAL
On MAY 20TH 2012 at 03:33 hours EST, A powerful seismic explosion will be initiated to go off inside the earth's core, cracking the earth in two while the chosen survivors are teleported to Mars (which was terraformed sometime ago).

Sorry it had to end this way, humanity in general had to be wiped out and start afresh. The cycle of mindless war, hatred and destruction had to end because it was getting uncontrollable even to the natural environment, and we figured out mankind will never learn from their mistakes.

It was best you people didn't know till the very last few days as to not cause any unnecessary panic.

You will all be reincarnated anyway, maybe in this galaxy or other ones, so don't see this is as the complete end.

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Wow that was shockingly horrific, I'm reary scurd right now, do you have books I can buy to rip me off? How about a website that I can waste my time at?

You fail as a shill, you're supposed to instill fear and weakness into people so that you create a fear induced atmosphere, then have people channel their fear by buying 150 page books and stuff.
I seem to have nightmares while I'm daydreaming.
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Sounds good.. I better put some beer in the fridge to keep it cold for the journey ahead...


Thanks again!!!
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cheers
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Is this AM or PM??
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If this was suppose to make me laugh. IT WORKED!
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RETARDED FREAK
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just another reason to drink dasbier
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Re: On May 20th 2012 your world will be destroyed, FOR REAL
On MAY 20TH 2012 at 03:33 hours EST, A powerful seismic explosion will be initiated to go off inside the earth's core, cracking the earth in two while the chosen survivors are teleported to Mars (which was terraformed sometime ago).

Sorry it had to end this way, humanity in general had to be wiped out and start afresh. The cycle of mindless war, hatred and destruction had to end because it was getting uncontrollable even to the natural environment, and we figured out mankind will never learn from their mistakes.

It was best you people didn't know till the very last few days as to not cause any unnecessary panic.

You will all be reincarnated anyway, maybe in this galaxy or other ones, so don't see this is as the complete end.

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so what stupid ass mother fers are going to Mars? LOL
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Re: On May 20th 2012 your world will be destroyed, FOR REAL
No less feasible than the christian end times threads so I say 'Way to fucking go, OP!'
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cruise Ha we are all going to die again !
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damn if you don't sound like a persistent virus though
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Re: On May 20th 2012 your world will be destroyed, FOR REAL
i dont even find these roleplay threads to be fun anymore
there are two kinds of people that come to GLP, those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know - AC

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