Something is going to happen May 20-23, but it won't be in Chicago

Geee wizz I will be in Mexico ono Vacation..

Will I be safe???

like what?

Will you give GLPers more details and your info source?

Southern France

And how do you come by this information? And what will happen?

OP, if you are serious, give some details.
If you are joking, then fuck off.

Ah, you are a smart lad. Aren't you?
In a way.

Fuck off with the riddles you piece of shit. You're one of the premier and pathetic examples of an attention whore.

So go fuck yourself.

But if I was to say exactly what was going to happen you wouldn't believe me anyway.
I've given you (and someone else has as well) enough information.
You have a mind, put it together yourself. I don't know all the exact details myself.

More details please

I don't believe I said anywhere that is was going to be a BAD THING.
It will be reported in the mainstream media as a curious story, with little fanfare, but it will change the world forever.


Carry on.

Yes, "someone" will be proclaimed "something". And it will occur in Southern France.
It will be reported in the mainstream media-but as a joke, or a sidestory-a curiosity-atleast at first.
And it has to do with lineage, and the beginning of humanity necessarily shaking off their shackles.
And I do believe it ties into the rumours of mass arrests and the downfall of the elite scum who have imprisoned earth for thousands of years.
And this is about all I have been told.

Not if you are in fucked up Mexico.

Dominion over the entire universe?

We shall see

So more Ben and David BS?

Well, of course it's BS, but who's behind the curtain of this one?

sorry, still no clue.

thats not real clear info. Guess you don't have more explicit details? How good is your source?

better start reading on how to ride a burrow

MOAR

Hummm....The Anunnaki Enki arrives!

Hmmm I think I know who it is... but won't TPTB do everything in their power to get rid of him? There's no way in the world they are going to stand for it. They haven't come this far just to give up their powerbase.

Fill us in

I demand passage to the old world...

Rocket-water-sled or jet-taxi.

On the off chance these do not exist, I have another demand.

Ullr, I will need to borrow your mystical surf bone.

Don't question it.

Saint-Émilion

I know who. The Easter Bunny and Keebler Elves will join forces to take down the cabal. Finally, the scales of justice will begin to tip our way

We can't very well have these peerless wine-makers monopolizing the market and outshining the rind industry! What will become of Grappa!?

Yes, non Chicago stuff.