Sometimes women are so fugly you just have to have sex with them...

did a couple times for the lulz but not worth it. immediately after bustin a nut you realize wtf are you doing and must escape asap

butterface?

Like driving a Robin Reliant, great fun for a ride, but you wouldn't want your mates to see you.

Coyote Ugly.

When you wake up after a good drunk and realize the woman you have your arm around is *SO* fugly, you bite your arm off rather than take the risk you'll wake her up.

"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She was known as a two bagger. That's when a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks"

"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... I bent down to pet her cat only to find that it was the hair on her legs."

"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... I took her to a dog show and she won first prize."

"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her."

"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She looks like she came in second in a hatchet fight!"

"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... The last time I saw a mouth like hers it had a hook on the end of it."

I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She has a face like a saint--A saint bernard!"

"One day...as I came home early from work...I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy...Hey buddy...why are you doing that for? He said..Because you came home early."