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Really cool Fungi from Amazon eats Plastic!!

 
Mr. Magpie
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Really cool Fungi from Amazon eats Plastic!!
This is just cool, I don't care who-yar!

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Re: Really cool Fungi from Amazon eats Plastic!!
hurry and bring that shit over! spread it in every landfill!!
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clappa

Now let's get them to work! Think "they" will allow that?

And there is bacteria that eats radiation, but we don't hear about that anymore (I think the info came and gone within a week....though you can still find it if search for it)?
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Re: Really cool Fungi from Amazon eats Plastic!!
The fungi from Amazon is Jeff Bezo's toe clippings.
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you're being fooled.
One reason people lie is to achieve personal power. Achieving personal power is helpful for someone who pretends to be more confident than he really is. For example, one of my friends threw a party at his house last month. He asked me to come to his party and bring a date. However, I didnít have a girlfriend. One of my other friends, who had a date to go to the party with, asked me about my date. I didnít want to be embarrassed, so I claimed that I had a lot of work to do. I said I could easily find a date even better than his if I wanted to. I also told him that his date was ugly. I achieved power to help me feel confident; however, I embarrassed my friend and his date. Although this lie helped me at the time, since then it has made me look down on myself.

read between the words, and google them.
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you're being fooled.
One reason people lie is to achieve personal power. Achieving personal power is helpful for someone who pretends to be more confident than he really is. For example, one of my friends threw a party at his house last month. He asked me to come to his party and bring a date. However, I didnít have a girlfriend. One of my other friends, who had a date to go to the party with, asked me about my date. I didnít want to be embarrassed, so I claimed that I had a lot of work to do. I said I could easily find a date even better than his if I wanted to. I also told him that his date was ugly. I achieved power to help me feel confident; however, I embarrassed my friend and his date. Although this lie helped me at the time, since then it has made me look down on myself.

read between the words, and google them.
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There's a reason I don't put them in normal print here.
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Couldn't find it on Amazon. Did you mean Ebay?
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Thanks for the pin! Think chemists can figure out this fungi and grow it in a lab for mass dispersion into landfill's like one poster suggested? That would be phenomenal.
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BUMPle steelskin
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Just don't get near it because it could eat you too. Remember we all have loads of plastic in us from those marvelous plastic water bottles (and anything else you use that is plastic).

Beware.
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Now all we need is a really cool fungi that will eat all the banksters

clappa
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I see a biz opportunity here.
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Now all we need is a really cool fungi that will eat all the banksters

clappa
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THIS
Fuck Yea!
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Where's the thing that only eats hippies?
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don't put it in the landfills, we will need to mine those plastics for energy in the future, folks!

If you have a plastic problem, look at this:
[link to www.energeticforum.com]
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you're being fooled.
One reason people lie is to achieve personal power. Achieving personal power is helpful for someone who pretends to be more confident than he really is. For example, one of my friends threw a party at his house last month. He asked me to come to his party and bring a date. However, I didnít have a girlfriend. One of my other friends, who had a date to go to the party with, asked me about my date. I didnít want to be embarrassed, so I claimed that I had a lot of work to do. I said I could easily find a date even better than his if I wanted to. I also told him that his date was ugly. I achieved power to help me feel confident; however, I embarrassed my friend and his date. Although this lie helped me at the time, since then it has made me look down on myself.

read between the words, and google them.
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educate yourselves people.
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Re: Really cool Fungi from Amazon eats Plastic!!
you're being fooled.
One reason people lie is to achieve personal power. Achieving personal power is helpful for someone who pretends to be more confident than he really is. For example, one of my friends threw a party at his house last month. He asked me to come to his party and bring a date. However, I didnít have a girlfriend. One of my other friends, who had a date to go to the party with, asked me about my date. I didnít want to be embarrassed, so I claimed that I had a lot of work to do. I said I could easily find a date even better than his if I wanted to. I also told him that his date was ugly. I achieved power to help me feel confident; however, I embarrassed my friend and his date. Although this lie helped me at the time, since then it has made me look down on myself.

read between the words, and google them.
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"The Best Kept Secret in America" is that what your referring too?
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Re: Really cool Fungi from Amazon eats Plastic!!
when grown anaerobically = in an oxygen-free environment

Might work deep deep down in the landfills where there is no oxygen. Probably not on the surface though. Anaerobic zones exist deep inside rock and deep under the earth.
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When it finishes eating plastic, it mutates into a blob that Eats Your Brain.

GLP folks don't have to worry though, most of them have Brians.
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you're being fooled.
One reason people lie is to achieve personal power. Achieving personal power is helpful for someone who pretends to be more confident than he really is. For example, one of my friends threw a party at his house last month. He asked me to come to his party and bring a date. However, I didnít have a girlfriend. One of my other friends, who had a date to go to the party with, asked me about my date. I didnít want to be embarrassed, so I claimed that I had a lot of work to do. I said I could easily find a date even better than his if I wanted to. I also told him that his date was ugly. I achieved power to help me feel confident; however, I embarrassed my friend and his date. Although this lie helped me at the time, since then it has made me look down on myself.

read between the words, and google them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12054737


There's a reason I don't put them in normal print here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12054737


Cos you didn't know it has been said a hundred times before? This is the first time anybody actually put it in a weird ass text. Try it with a cooler story, make it more exciting.
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Put it on that floating garbage island in the sea.

:ZebraFrog:
What happened to my beloved GLP????.
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hurry and bring that shit over! spread it in every landfill!!
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...and when it gets out of the landfill and starts eating everything around... and in.... your home....WHAT THEN?


Idiot.

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When it finishes eating plastic, it mutates into a blob that Eats Your Brain.

GLP folks don't have to worry though, most of them have Brians.
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iamwith
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hurry and bring that shit over! spread it in every landfill!!
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...and when it gets out of the landfill and starts eating everything around... and in.... your home....WHAT THEN?


Idiot.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer
yup,some people,lol..dont forget the spores traveling on the wind and how much of your auto is plastic too.
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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you're being fooled.
One reason people lie is to achieve personal power. Achieving personal power is helpful for someone who pretends to be more confident than he really is. For example, one of my friends threw a party at his house last month. He asked me to come to his party and bring a date. However, I didnít have a girlfriend. One of my other friends, who had a date to go to the party with, asked me about my date. I didnít want to be embarrassed, so I claimed that I had a lot of work to do. I said I could easily find a date even better than his if I wanted to. I also told him that his date was ugly. I achieved power to help me feel confident; however, I embarrassed my friend and his date. Although this lie helped me at the time, since then it has made me look down on myself.

read between the words, and google them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12054737


There's a reason I don't put them in normal print here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12054737


Cos you didn't know it has been said a hundred times before? This is the first time anybody actually put it in a weird ass text. Try it with a cooler story, make it more exciting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1068718


Dont encourage them FFS

Preferred reading the info here
[link to aem.asm.org]

still a nice find
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Wow, Cher and Joan Rivers better stay away from that shit....

They've had enough plastic surgery if they caught that bug they'd disappear.
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Re: Really cool Fungi from Amazon eats Plastic!!
Funny how these stories disappear for like 2 months and then resurface as new again.

Anyway just because it can eat plastic or whatever doesn't mean it's going to run rampant and eat everything plastic in society. It's not eating plastic in the Amazon so it's not it's primary food source, it's just saying that it can live off it and break it down. Honestly, plastic is poison anyway and if it did eat everything in society we'd be better off for it.
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Wow, Cher and Joan Rivers better stay away from that shit....

They've had enough plastic surgery if they caught that bug they'd disappear.
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LMAO- resident GLP comedian-FatalW1shes, +1 for making me laugh to tears....
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Re: Really cool Fungi from Amazon eats Plastic!!
Oh no...it's going to eat up our cars!
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This is just cool, I don't care who-yar!

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Oh yeah ??? What are you going to do when some plastic eating fungi sees you walking down the street and tackles you,takes you to the ground and eats your double knit polyester pants right off your butt? Or you come home from work and some fungi has snuck in and is eating your television set...because all the Goddamned TV sets are made of friggin plastic now. What are you going to do then eh... smart guy???
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Haven't you seen the Andromeda strain...shit that eats plastic is bad.

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