I'd love to put some remote speakers in trees where those treetards are having a gathering and screw with em...

GET OFF MY ROOTS YA FUCKIN HIPPIES!...OOOW..OUCH!!!...HOW ABOUT I DROP A LIMB ON YOUR HEADS YA FREAKS...GET OUT OF MY FOREST!!!...

Hey Moon unit...c'mere I wanna talk to ya....ooooh you're pretty hawt...wanna make a mutant half tree half human creature?...

Psssst...hey you....you with the beads...yeah you....I just want to let you know...the guy with the drum?....he reeks of saw dust...I think he's a plant...no not that kind you fookin idiot...the kind like a spy...yeah...how much you want to bet he has a big pile of wood somewhere hidden...I've seen his type before...closet lumber adict...

There would only be about 10,000 ways you could totally fuck with em!