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So, I ran over a gypsy today, riding my unicorn.

 
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So, I ran over a gypsy today, riding my unicorn.
I didn't mean to, but God didn't create these unicorns with brakes... I tried to swerve and you know what the unicorn said?


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You did us all a favor peace
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Re: So, I ran over a gypsy today, riding my unicorn.
You did us all a favor peace
 Quoting: MarketSellOff


so where do they go when you run them over?

is there a gypsy heaven next to the dog heaven?

i feel kinda bad


i could see the squirm in his eyes



and he's last words to me?



Last Edited by Soliloquy on 05/17/2012 06:16 AM
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Re: So, I ran over a gypsy today, riding my unicorn.
I think I love you.

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I think I love you.

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better think twice


i do ride a bloody unicorn for pete's sake

and...

i'm not really that fun to be around when i have rainbow mud butt
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Re: So, I ran over a gypsy today, riding my unicorn.
You know, I have worn my cape a couple of times now, it's kind of fucked up just how well it works.
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thinner...
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Re: So, I ran over a gypsy today, riding my unicorn.
Unicorns aren't real. Like the tooth fairy and eskimos.
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Unicorns aren't real. Like the tooth fairy and eskimos.
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Unicorns are real, but they are all gay...




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oh wtf have you guys done to my thread?


this is srs bizness... i got a pikey to bury QUICK
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Re: So, I ran over a gypsy today, riding my unicorn.
You know, I have worn my cape a couple of times now, it's kind of fucked up just how well it works.
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oh yeah?

i don't show mine in public...

it's kinda...


well i was stupid and it doesn't match my tights
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Re: So, I ran over a gypsy today, riding my unicorn.
Unicorns aren't real. Like the tooth fairy and eskimos.
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you know


i've never seen an eskimo before


AC might be right


except for the unicorn part.
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Re: So, I ran over a gypsy today, riding my unicorn.
Unicorns aren't real. Like the tooth fairy and eskimos.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15526347


Unicorns are real, but they are all gay...




 Quoting: BRIEF


can i have my belt back please? wtf man?
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Unicorns aren't real. Like the tooth fairy and eskimos.
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Unicorns are real, but they are all gay...




 Quoting: BRIEF


can i have my belt back please? wtf man?
 Quoting: Soliloquy


I made that one for EAT when he said he took karate...that's his white belt ;)
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Unicorns aren't real. Like the tooth fairy and eskimos.
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Unicorns are real, but they are all gay...




 Quoting: BRIEF


can i have my belt back please? wtf man?
 Quoting: Soliloquy


I made that one for EAT when he said he took karate...that's his white belt ;)
 Quoting: BRIEF


oh that's seven levels of rock-the-fux-on brief

lmfao


brief
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thinner...
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Haha, ruh roh now you are in trouble OP.
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thinner...
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Haha, ruh roh now you are in trouble OP.
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it's ok i'm immune to sticks and stones, i mean chanted words











and actually immune to paint thinner as well

i've been building a tolerance for 33 years now
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Unicorns aren't real. Like the tooth fairy and eskimos.
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thinner...
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Haha, ruh roh now you are in trouble OP.
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it's ok i'm immune to sticks and stones, i mean chanted words











and actually immune to paint thinner as well

i've been building a tolerance for 33 years now
 Quoting: Soliloquy


It's the enchanted words you need to worry about



Is your belt feeling a bit looser yet ?
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thinner...
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Haha, ruh roh now you are in trouble OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12766796


it's ok i'm immune to sticks and stones, i mean chanted words











and actually immune to paint thinner as well

i've been building a tolerance for 33 years now
 Quoting: Soliloquy


It's the enchanted words you need to worry about



Is your belt feeling a bit looser yet ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12378480

certainly


how loose did you want it again?
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Haha, ruh roh now you are in trouble OP.
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it's ok i'm immune to sticks and stones, i mean chanted words











and actually immune to paint thinner as well

i've been building a tolerance for 33 years now
 Quoting: Soliloquy


It's the enchanted words you need to worry about



Is your belt feeling a bit looser yet ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12378480

certainly


how loose did you want it again?
 Quoting: Soliloquy


Haha, easy Tiger.
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I didn't mean to, but God didn't create these unicorns with brakes... I tried to swerve and you know what the unicorn said?

 Quoting: Soliloquy


lmao



thumbs

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I don't get it.. why it always have to be Gypsy?


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Re: So, I ran over a gypsy today, riding my unicorn.
wise man never plays leap-frog with the unicorn

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wise man never plays leap-frog with the unicorn

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Very wise words, I once left that as karma, It was the daily tip I had to give.
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Re: So, I ran over a gypsy today, riding my unicorn.
wtf are you guys doing to my srs thread?

i'm trying to get laid in here...

never mind about the dead pikey ok guys
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I don't get it.. why it always have to be Gypsy?


 Quoting: Acid Cat!


because they have this sign on the back of their head



it always reads


insert unicorn here





and apparently only the unicorns can see and read the damn thing


i hit the brakes

i pulled so hard on that scrotum, but the beast kept truckin
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