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I am a straight male, I soak myself in bath oils, and rub nice creams on myself while listening to Elton John... | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 16168934 United States05/17/2012 11:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am a straight male, I soak myself in bath oils, and rub nice creams on myself while listening to Elton John... I dim the bathroom lights, turn on some hot Elton John and George Michaels music, light candles and eat chocolate covered cheeries. Any suggestions o how I can further better my relaxation experience...? Quoting: Louie 1674166 Adam Sandler has a song for you and it's about taking a shower and ramming the shampoo bottle in his tapeworm garage. |
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natasha77  User ID: 2849470 United States05/17/2012 11:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am a straight male, I soak myself in bath oils, and rub nice creams on myself while listening to Elton John... I dim the bathroom lights, turn on some hot Elton John and George Michaels music, light candles and eat chocolate covered cheeries. Any suggestions o how I can further better my relaxation experience...? Quoting: Louie 1674166 I think you're a man, a HE-MAN in touch with your femenine side. You just have to go to your nearest pharmacy and buy Neutrogena Bath Oil with Sesame.....  you will never forget the experience.Also, Elton John songs are perfect while soaking in the tub. My favorites. I do love "Nikita"...where he is presumably singing to a girl behind the iron curtain...so romantic!!! But all his songs are great!!! Try that oil and you will thank me!!!!! *wink* SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY! I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 10644407 United States05/17/2012 11:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am a straight male, I soak myself in bath oils, and rub nice creams on myself while listening to Elton John... The manly way to take a warm bath: The sound of death metal blasting as you rev a chainsaw in the bathtub? How the fuck else are you gonna take a relaxing bath, bitches? The OP isn't gay (unless he is and trolling), he just likes chillaxin' and shit. |
| mk ultra User ID: 1523189 United States05/17/2012 11:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am a straight male, I soak myself in bath oils, and rub nice creams on myself while listening to Elton John... I dim the bathroom lights, turn on some hot Elton John and George Michaels music, light candles and eat chocolate covered cheeries. Any suggestions o how I can further better my relaxation experience...? Quoting: Louie 1674166 make sure you have a warming rack for your towels and a plush bath robe to slide into after that hot bath. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 16231667 Australia05/17/2012 11:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am a straight male, I soak myself in bath oils, and rub nice creams on myself while listening to Elton John... I dim the bathroom lights, turn on some hot Elton John and George Michaels music, light candles and eat chocolate covered cheeries. Any suggestions o how I can further better my relaxation experience...? Quoting: Louie 1674166 I think you're a man, a HE-MAN in touch with your femenine side. You just have to go to your nearest pharmacy and buy Neutrogena Bath Oil with Sesame..... you will never forget the experience.Also, Elton John songs are perfect while soaking in the tub. My favorites. I do love "Nikita"...where he is presumably singing to a girl behind the iron curtain...so romantic!!! But all his songs are great!!! Try that oil and you will thank me!!!!! *wink* stfu you fag hag |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1082682 United States05/17/2012 11:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am a straight male, I soak myself in bath oils, and rub nice creams on myself while listening to Elton John... It doesn't matter how you bathe or what music you listen to. All that matters is this: Do you want a dick in your mouth? Yes or no? Answer that question first. Everything else is beyond that is trivial. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 15198446 United States05/18/2012 12:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am a straight male, I soak myself in bath oils, and rub nice creams on myself while listening to Elton John... I dim the bathroom lights, turn on some hot Elton John and George Michaels music, light candles and eat chocolate covered cheeries. Any suggestions o how I can further better my relaxation experience...? Quoting: Louie 1674166 I'm straight and I would do the same. Women do this stuff because they know a good thing. I like lavender scented candles. They have battery operated pillows that give you a neck massage and they are made for the bath and waterproof. Those are very nice to lay back and put a warm wash cloth over your eyes and get a massage while the music is playing. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 10644407 United States05/18/2012 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am a straight male, I soak myself in bath oils, and rub nice creams on myself while listening to Elton John... I dim the bathroom lights, turn on some hot Elton John and George Michaels music, light candles and eat chocolate covered cheeries. Any suggestions o how I can further better my relaxation experience...? Quoting: Louie 1674166 I'm straight and I would do the same. Women do this stuff because they know a good thing. I like lavender scented candles. They have battery operated pillows that give you a neck massage and they are made for the bath and waterproof. Those are very nice to lay back and put a warm wash cloth over your eyes and get a massage while the music is playing. If more dudes knew how to relax and quit being so uptight about their anuses and other people's anal fetishes they'd be a lot calmer... and healthier. |
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| Wolfen /v\ User ID: 16246308 United States05/18/2012 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am a straight male, I soak myself in bath oils, and rub nice creams on myself while listening to Elton John... do the ice creams draw in the bugs Life is short.....live it with ecstasy! Intuition is a status of mind to live by. The most destructive lies we tell are the ones we tell ourselves. Once you stop this behavior things begin to change. The universe embraces you and gives you the courage, forbearance, faith, hope and love to move up the staircase. It's enLightening. Changing the world one person at a time. I II IIII IIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIII THE DOOR OF DOOM HAS BEEN BOLWN OEPN AND TREHE IS A GIPANG HLOE IN JAAPN! "One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." -- Gerard Way |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 10644407 United States05/18/2012 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am a straight male, I soak myself in bath oils, and rub nice creams on myself while listening to Elton John... real men don't sit in candle lit room, soaking in a scented bath rubbing lotion into their skin. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16231667 ffs [link to www.youtube.com] |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 16231667 Australia05/18/2012 12:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am a straight male, I soak myself in bath oils, and rub nice creams on myself while listening to Elton John... real men don't sit in candle lit room, soaking in a scented bath rubbing lotion into their skin. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16231667 ffs [link to www.youtube.com] give me a fucking break. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 10644407 United States05/18/2012 12:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am a straight male, I soak myself in bath oils, and rub nice creams on myself while listening to Elton John... real men don't sit in candle lit room, soaking in a scented bath rubbing lotion into their skin. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16231667 ffs [link to www.youtube.com] give me a fucking break. Do you have a problem with Captain Stottlemeyer from Monk? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30620110 Canada09/30/2013 07:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am a straight male, I soak myself in bath oils, and rub nice creams on myself while listening to Elton John... I dim the bathroom lights, turn on some hot Elton John and George Michaels music, light candles and eat chocolate covered cheeries. Any suggestions o how I can further better my relaxation experience...? Quoting: Louie 1674166 your a fago you know mean while oh elty like  what i really meant to say  |
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