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Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.

 
Chrit

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Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
So a man try’s to steal a computer and is caught, he runs out of the store in to a hand full of marines. The thief stabs one marine in the back trying to get away from the crime scene...

The marine is ok, the assailant "subject" not so much.

Article: “The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple concussions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw … injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.” According to a police report.


mritime

Thx for the pic!

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Last Edited by Chrit on 05/18/2012 12:20 AM
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Chrit (OP)

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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
I love this story, never gets old.

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We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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05/17/2012 11:46 PM
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Must have been a steep curb?

Great story.
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05/18/2012 12:00 AM

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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
Thx for the pic.
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We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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05/18/2012 12:14 AM
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
My Dad and I got a big laugh out of this one.
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05/18/2012 12:16 AM
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
That curb is also known as "The grand canyon".
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05/18/2012 12:18 AM
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cruise bwahahaha
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05/18/2012 12:18 AM
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
Nice. LOL

From a fall from the curb wink wink.
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05/18/2012 12:24 AM
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
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05/18/2012 12:29 AM

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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
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Your right he robes a store, threatened employs with a deadly weapon then stabbed a man in front of the store who was unrelated to the crime.


Too bad he slipped and fell off the curb after; he might have gotten away with it right.

What a shame.
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
Tyrone messed with the wrong marines.
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05/18/2012 12:32 AM
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
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Oh for fuck sake. I hope all Canadians are not as stupid as you.
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05/18/2012 12:34 AM
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yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
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a crime is a crime.

blah blah blah.

fuckoff2

stfu
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05/18/2012 12:36 AM
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
Tyrone messed with the wrong marines.
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Hopefully Tyrone learned his lesson.
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05/18/2012 12:38 AM
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
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Oh for fuck sake. I hope all Canadians are not as stupid as you.
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Canadians are hopeless. Just hopeless. The only one worse on this site is that douche from the Netherlands. The pussification of poor ol' Canada is entirely complete.
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Well I hope he learned his lesson. rockon
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
So a man try’s to steal a computer and is caught, he runs out of the store in to a hand full of marines. The thief stabs one marine in the back trying to get away from the crime scene...

The marine is ok, the assailant "subject" not so much.

Article: “The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple concussions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw … injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.” According to a police report.


mritime

Thx for the pic!

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 Quoting: Chrit


cruise thumbs

Don't f*ck with the Marines.
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1987155


Oh for fuck sake. I hope all Canadians are not as stupid as you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8427946


Canadians are hopeless. Just hopeless. The only one worse on this site is that douche from the Netherlands. The pussification of poor ol' Canada is entirely complete.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15198446


Oh knock it off, you hate when all Americans are painted with the same brush! Geez. redface
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
Now thats good ol boy justice.
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05/18/2012 12:56 AM

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Totally EPIC! Too flippin funny! applause2 ohyeah
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05/18/2012 12:58 AM
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1987155


Oh for fuck sake. I hope all Canadians are not as stupid as you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8427946


We aren't. This one just feels inferior with regards to Marines and their square-jawed, tough-as-nails machismo.
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05/18/2012 01:01 AM
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
We aren't. This one just feels inferior with regards to Marines and their square-jawed, tough-as-nails machismo.
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imagine how he must feel about MOUNTIES!!!!
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1987155


Oh for fuck sake. I hope all Canadians are not as stupid as you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8427946


Canadians are hopeless. Just hopeless. The only one worse on this site is that douche from the Netherlands. The pussification of poor ol' Canada is entirely complete.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15198446


Oh knock it off, you hate when all Americans are painted with the same brush! Geez. redface
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OK, you're right. I shouldn't make a comment like that. In fact 30 years ago I trained with some Canadian troops and those boys were hard as nails and total professionals. But the Canadian government seems to be hellbent on pussifying and ramming the multicultural spoon down Canadians throats. It has worked in alot of cases and the proof can be found right on this site. pretty sure if things keep going the way they are we're not far behind. GO CANADA......but don't club seals. Damn seal clubbers.
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
Lol. classic..thanks for sharing this.
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I am still laughing after 15 min reading this.!!!!!!!!

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Karma is a mofo!
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
So a man try’s to steal a computer and is caught, he runs out of the store in to a hand full of marines. The thief stabs one marine in the back trying to get away from the crime scene...

The marine is ok, the assailant "subject" not so much.

Article: “The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple concussions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw … injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.” According to a police report.


:mritime:

Thx for the pic!

[link to updatednews.ca]
 Quoting: Chrit


cruise thumbs

Don't f*ck with the Marines.
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or dont fuck with gravity
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
That curb is also known as "The grand canyon".
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LOL! ^

Or the cops are covering for the Marines who kicked his arse lol. Thanks for posting, OP.
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Nice. LOL

From a fall from the curb wink wink.
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safe to say you got it.
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1987155


Oh for fuck sake. I hope all Canadians are not as stupid as you.
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Attacked with a knife...sounds like self defense any day of the week..
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
So a man try’s to steal a computer and is caught, he runs out of the store in to a hand full of marines. The thief stabs one marine in the back trying to get away from the crime scene...

The marine is ok, the assailant "subject" not so much.

Article: “The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple concussions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw … injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.” According to a police report.


mritime

Thx for the pic!

[link to updatednews.ca]
 Quoting: Chrit


lmao good stuff
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