Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless. | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1094810 Canada 05/18/2012 08:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14080071 United States 05/18/2012 08:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Who would have thought marines were so tough? I had a bully of mine join the marines. He came back on leave and tried to attack me for fun. I put him in the hospital for it. He seemed to have gotten less tough in the marines. The only reason I did not kill him id because the snow had made my hands freeze and it was too cold to stay there any longer. Since then I have looked at marines as pussies. Guess they ain't all like that. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1535422 oh boy another internet badass....lmao.... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13709116 United States 05/18/2012 08:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What color was Tyrone? What color were the marines? Might be a good project to garner another 5 minutes of fame for attention whores like Quannel X, Jesses Jackson, and Spike Lee.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1377396 It doesn't matter what color Tyrone was.... Five witnesses say he fell off the curb. He ended up black and blue anyways. |
oh_yikes User ID: 16172025 United States 05/18/2012 08:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a great story, but parts of it seemed a little "too good to be true" so I looked it up on Snopes and saw that it was a basically true story that had been elaborated upon for comic effect: [link to www.snopes.com] |
Miss Kitty User ID: 16147627 United States 05/18/2012 08:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Sneakypete User ID: 7467562 Canada 05/18/2012 08:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1987155 these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime Shut up you little pussy bitch! It's because of bleeding heart douchebags like you that we have pedophiles doing 2 years and getting out and re-offending constantly! The average joe citizen gets treated more like a criminal than the fucking criminals here. Here in Canada it's basically a crime to defend yourself! No mace allowed! No gun, no knife no hitting with your fists, no fucking justice! The only right you have here is the right to be a victim! You sir are a flagrant piece of shit! Maybe one day you'll get ass raped and then we'll see what you attitude is like then! You'd better hope there's a guy like me around that wouldn't stand for that shit no matter what the pussy laws say here! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15176280 United States 05/18/2012 08:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Phree Non-Phixion User ID: 3014145 United States 05/18/2012 08:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a great story, but parts of it seemed a little "too good to be true" so I looked it up on Snopes and saw that it was a basically true story that had been elaborated upon for comic effect: Quoting: oh_yikes [link to www.snopes.com] Cool. Thx. I've come across this story four times in recent years. Each time, I thought it was pure humor. Nice to know it's based on a true story. "A little paranoia is a dangerous thing. Drink deep or taste not the putrid nectar of doom and gloom." (Alexander Pope quote paraphrased for GLP) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1552324 United States 05/18/2012 08:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
AdHocBOHICA User ID: 1530155 United States 05/18/2012 09:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1987155 these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime you are too stupid to rate a smartass comment.......just stay under the porch, Capice? “Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” ~Seneca PS: I Stole this from another member.... ;) |
AdHocBOHICA User ID: 1530155 United States 05/18/2012 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1987155 these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime Shut up you little pussy bitch! It's because of bleeding heart douchebags like you that we have pedophiles doing 2 years and getting out and re-offending constantly! The average joe citizen gets treated more like a criminal than the fucking criminals here. Here in Canada it's basically a crime to defend yourself! No mace allowed! No gun, no knife no hitting with your fists, no fucking justice! The only right you have here is the right to be a victim! You sir are a flagrant piece of shit! Maybe one day you'll get ass raped and then we'll see what you attitude is like then! You'd better hope there's a guy like me around that wouldn't stand for that shit no matter what the pussy laws say here! “Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” ~Seneca PS: I Stole this from another member.... ;) |
Wingedlion User ID: 16187713 United States 05/18/2012 09:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16262973 Canada 05/18/2012 09:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good to see Marines risking their lives for stupid laptops owned by faceless corporations! Where would shareholders do without them??? This is how Marines can be easily manipulated into shooting Americans: by making them believe in their duty to fight "criminals". |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16262973 Canada 05/18/2012 09:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good to see Marines risking their lives for stupid laptops owned by faceless corporations! Where would shareholders do without them??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16262973 This is how Marines can be easily manipulated into shooting Americans: by making them believe in their duty to fight "criminals". oops... I meant "where would they BE?" or "what would they DO?" The answer to the bailouts? MORE division between Americans, for the profit of the ultra-rich. |
Mt.Mama User ID: 14754633 United States 05/18/2012 09:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Éireann User ID: 16161458 United States 05/18/2012 09:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So a man try’s to steal a computer and is caught, he runs out of the store in to a hand full of marines. The thief stabs one marine in the back trying to get away from the crime scene... Quoting: Chrit The marine is ok, the assailant "subject" not so much. Article: “The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple concussions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw … injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.” According to a police report. Thx for the pic! [link to updatednews.ca] Fell off the curb.. LMFAO!! Yeah... a 3 Marine HIGH curb. They busted him up good for knifing their buddy. That's so hilarious. Got what he deserved, imho. Eireann~ I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me. - Galatians 2:20 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15248879 United States 05/18/2012 09:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Éireann User ID: 16161458 United States 05/18/2012 09:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *coffeesnorkle* Damnit Brief! I always read your one liners when I've just taken a big slurp of coffee. LOL! TFF! Eireann~ I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me. - Galatians 2:20 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1450718 United States 05/18/2012 09:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1450718 United States 05/18/2012 09:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good to see Marines risking their lives for stupid laptops owned by faceless corporations! Where would shareholders do without them??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16262973 This is how Marines can be easily manipulated into shooting Americans: by making them believe in their duty to fight "criminals". the marines were maintaining the general public safety when attacked, which is their ONLY duty. EVERYONE pays when looters succeed. |
Captain Spaulding User ID: 16105164 United States 05/18/2012 09:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is one of the reasons I have trouble with 911. Weren't the Airline pilots ex military? And they let a couple of guys with "box cutters" intimidate them and take control of the planes (with a tiny little blade) knowing how many lives and what was at stake? None of the ex military guys I know would puss out from a guy, especially with such a limited weapon. |
saved User ID: 16151505 United States 05/18/2012 09:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It appears he accidently ran into his Judge, Jury and Executioner. I love the idiot on here who said they commited a crime and to to be prosecuted! Get real! Anyone acting like a moran weilding a knife or a gun in public in a threatening manner deserves what he gets. Jus tbe glad a cop wasnt there when it happened, the guy would be taking a dirtnap, instead he went to the hospital. The marine taught him a lesson he will never forget. And let him live on top of it!! Semper Fi! Come And Take It! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 16264690 United States 05/18/2012 10:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a great story, but parts of it seemed a little "too good to be true" so I looked it up on Snopes and saw that it was a basically true story that had been elaborated upon for comic effect: Quoting: oh_yikes [link to www.snopes.com] None of the news accounts we examined indicated that Attaway was injured, either while being subdued or afterwards. That bit appears to be pure invention on the part of the person who inserted the additional paragraph into the news account, thereby transforming it into a "Don't mess with the Marines" object lesson. Ah well. Coldbloodedly breaking that many bones would be taking it too far. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1450718 United States 05/18/2012 10:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is one of the reasons I have trouble with 911. Quoting: Captain Spaulding 16105164 Weren't the Airline pilots ex military? And they let a couple of guys with "box cutters" intimidate them and take control of the planes (with a tiny little blade) knowing how many lives and what was at stake? None of the ex military guys I know would puss out from a guy, especially with such a limited weapon. most ARE ex mil, ex sac. where else you gonna clock that kind of time. Train in the af, then bail and take an airline job is the dream for most gi flyboys. VERY FEW not gi. |
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DILKe User ID: 2053427 United States 05/18/2012 10:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple concussions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw Quoting: Chrit Last Edited by FBHO on 05/18/2012 10:41 AM Marxism is the true enemy of our civilization. What is Cultural Marxism: [link to www.bitchute.com (secure)] |
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