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Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/18/2012 08:22 AM
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yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
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Oh for fuck sake. I hope all Canadians are not as stupid as you.
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no we're not, this guy got what he deserved. poetic justice.
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05/18/2012 08:23 AM
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
Who would have thought marines were so tough? I had a bully of mine join the marines. He came back on leave and tried to attack me for fun. I put him in the hospital for it. He seemed to have gotten less tough in the marines. The only reason I did not kill him id because the snow had made my hands freeze and it was too cold to stay there any longer. Since then I have looked at marines as pussies. Guess they ain't all like that.
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oh boy another internet badass....lmao....
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05/18/2012 08:26 AM
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What color was Tyrone? What color were the marines? Might be a good project to garner another 5 minutes of fame for attention whores like Quannel X, Jesses Jackson, and Spike Lee....
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It doesn't matter what color Tyrone was.... Five witnesses say he fell off the curb. He ended up black and blue anyways.
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05/18/2012 08:26 AM
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
It's a great story, but parts of it seemed a little "too good to be true" so I looked it up on Snopes and saw that it was a basically true story that had been elaborated upon for comic effect:
[link to www.snopes.com]
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05/18/2012 08:35 AM

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yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
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Spoken as a true brainwashed Communist Liberal Democrat (or the Canadian equivalent)
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05/18/2012 08:49 AM
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yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
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Shut up you little pussy bitch! It's because of bleeding heart douchebags like you that we have pedophiles doing 2 years and getting out and re-offending constantly! The average joe citizen gets treated more like a criminal than the fucking criminals here. Here in Canada it's basically a crime to defend yourself! No mace allowed! No gun, no knife no hitting with your fists, no fucking justice! The only right you have here is the right to be a victim! You sir are a flagrant piece of shit! Maybe one day you'll get ass raped and then we'll see what you attitude is like then! You'd better hope there's a guy like me around that wouldn't stand for that shit no matter what the pussy laws say here!
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05/18/2012 08:51 AM
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yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
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i hate stupid people
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05/18/2012 08:55 AM
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
It's a great story, but parts of it seemed a little "too good to be true" so I looked it up on Snopes and saw that it was a basically true story that had been elaborated upon for comic effect:
[link to www.snopes.com]
 Quoting: oh_yikes


Cool. Thx. I've come across this story four times in recent years. Each time, I thought it was pure humor. Nice to know it's based on a true story.
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05/18/2012 08:59 AM
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To bad they didn't kill his ass. It would have saved the tax payers money for jailing him and the future welfare babies he helps seed.
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05/18/2012 09:14 AM
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yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
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you are too stupid to rate a smartass comment.......just stay under the porch, Capice?
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I Stole this from another member.... ;)
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05/18/2012 09:15 AM
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yeah just like how some guy's wife or kid hit the door

these people need to be charged,a crime is a crime
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1987155


Shut up you little pussy bitch! It's because of bleeding heart douchebags like you that we have pedophiles doing 2 years and getting out and re-offending constantly! The average joe citizen gets treated more like a criminal than the fucking criminals here. Here in Canada it's basically a crime to defend yourself! No mace allowed! No gun, no knife no hitting with your fists, no fucking justice! The only right you have here is the right to be a victim! You sir are a flagrant piece of shit! Maybe one day you'll get ass raped and then we'll see what you attitude is like then! You'd better hope there's a guy like me around that wouldn't stand for that shit no matter what the pussy laws say here!
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“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” ~Seneca

PS:
I Stole this from another member.... ;)
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05/18/2012 09:17 AM
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Totally EPIC! Too flippin funny! applause2 ohyeah
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Best laugh I've had all morning.Thx

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05/18/2012 09:19 AM
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Good to see Marines risking their lives for stupid laptops owned by faceless corporations! Where would shareholders do without them???

This is how Marines can be easily manipulated into shooting Americans: by making them believe in their duty to fight "criminals".
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05/18/2012 09:20 AM
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Good to see Marines risking their lives for stupid laptops owned by faceless corporations! Where would shareholders do without them???

This is how Marines can be easily manipulated into shooting Americans: by making them believe in their duty to fight "criminals".
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oops... I meant "where would they BE?" or "what would they DO?"

The answer to the bailouts? MORE division between Americans, for the profit of the ultra-rich.
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05/18/2012 09:24 AM
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to funny! guess the perp won't do that again! LOL!what an idiot!
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05/18/2012 09:29 AM
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
So a man try’s to steal a computer and is caught, he runs out of the store in to a hand full of marines. The thief stabs one marine in the back trying to get away from the crime scene...

The marine is ok, the assailant "subject" not so much.

Article: “The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple concussions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw … injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.” According to a police report.


mritime

Thx for the pic!

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 Quoting: Chrit


Fell off the curb.. LMFAO!!

Yeah... a 3 Marine HIGH curb. They busted him up good for knifing their buddy. That's so hilarious. Got what he deserved, imho.
Eireann~

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05/18/2012 09:34 AM
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old
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But always good!

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hi txgal4disinfo!
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05/18/2012 09:35 AM
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Gotta love that karma

muaha
Éireann

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05/18/2012 09:39 AM
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Was the computer damaged?
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*coffeesnorkle*

Damnit Brief! I always read your one liners when I've just taken a big slurp of coffee. LOL! TFF!
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05/18/2012 09:42 AM
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I love this story, never gets old.

:divide3:
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while tyrone aged disproportionally so
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05/18/2012 09:42 AM
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that was awesome...
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05/18/2012 09:44 AM
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Good to see Marines risking their lives for stupid laptops owned by faceless corporations! Where would shareholders do without them???

This is how Marines can be easily manipulated into shooting Americans: by making them believe in their duty to fight "criminals".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16262973


the marines were maintaining the general public safety when attacked, which is their ONLY duty.

EVERYONE pays when looters succeed.
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05/18/2012 09:45 AM
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This is one of the reasons I have trouble with 911.

Weren't the Airline pilots ex military? And they let a couple of guys with "box cutters" intimidate them and take control of the planes (with a tiny little blade) knowing how many lives and what was at stake?

None of the ex military guys I know would puss out from a guy, especially with such a limited weapon.
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05/18/2012 09:50 AM
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Tyrone messed with the wrong marines.
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It appears he accidently ran into his Judge, Jury and Executioner.

I love the idiot on here who said they commited a crime and to to be prosecuted! Get real! Anyone acting like a moran weilding a knife or a gun in public in a threatening manner deserves what he gets. Jus tbe glad a cop wasnt there when it happened, the guy would be taking a dirtnap, instead he went to the hospital. The marine taught him a lesson he will never forget. And let him live on top of it!! Semper Fi!
Come And Take It!
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05/18/2012 09:52 AM
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we should bring our troops home and have them follow the police all day.protect us from crooked creepsbump
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05/18/2012 10:16 AM
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
It's a great story, but parts of it seemed a little "too good to be true" so I looked it up on Snopes and saw that it was a basically true story that had been elaborated upon for comic effect:
[link to www.snopes.com]
 Quoting: oh_yikes



None of the news accounts we examined indicated that Attaway was injured, either while being subdued or afterwards. That bit appears to be pure invention on the part of the person who inserted the additional paragraph into the news account, thereby transforming it into a "Don't mess with the Marines" object lesson.

Ah well.

Coldbloodedly breaking that many bones would be taking it too far.
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Re: Guy steals computer and stabs marine...the ending is priceless.
This is one of the reasons I have trouble with 911.

Weren't the Airline pilots ex military? And they let a couple of guys with "box cutters" intimidate them and take control of the planes (with a tiny little blade) knowing how many lives and what was at stake?

None of the ex military guys I know would puss out from a guy, especially with such a limited weapon.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 16105164


most ARE ex mil, ex sac. where else you gonna clock that kind of time.
Train in the af, then bail and take an airline job is the dream for most gi flyboys. VERY FEW not gi.
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05/18/2012 10:34 AM
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Search Tyrone Jackson Augusta and go to Snopes.

It's a bullshit story, but it's nice to see how many people agree that racism is still the way we should live. :)
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two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple concussions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw
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