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How to detox THC out of your body in 5 days

 
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How to detox THC out of your body in 5 days
So I had to pass a drug test in 5 days notice. Heavy user I only use a vape tho so no health impacts, 5'9 150 lbs. My method:

Go to headshop buy 2 Vale's Detox Pill
Buy 4-5 Home Test Strips
Go to GNC buy Creatine
Take one Vales immediately and
start loading up on creatine.
Follow instructions on vales to tee
Workout for 3 days straight hour cardio
Rest well pee often
Day of test, wake up early take last vales capsule pee out
the extra water. wait till u have to force a pee do home test shld b negatve good to go.

i just did this and it worked.


ur welcome5a
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There's a reason that they don't want convicts and employees on drugs...thus the reason for the tests...
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05/18/2012 11:05 AM
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Just find a job that does not test for drugs.
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Just find a job that does not test for drugs.
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Probably part of his probation...







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Just find a job that does not test for drugs.
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Probably part of his probation...







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Oh, I don't know about such things (parole). I'm a good girl.
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Just find a job that does not test for drugs.
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Probably part of his probation...







tattoosarepretty
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Oh, I don't know about such things (parole). I'm a good girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16262934


How do you pay for your drug habit?
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05/18/2012 11:11 AM
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Isn't paying with a hangover or loss of brain cells enough?
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05/18/2012 11:22 AM

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Hey BRIEF, do you drink? How do you pay for your drug habit?
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05/18/2012 11:28 AM
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Why don't they test for alcohol use?
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05/18/2012 11:30 AM
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Hey BRIEF, do you drink? How do you pay for your drug habit?
 Quoting: Saltyflats


Booze is legal. It doesn't matter to BRIEF what the actual effects of any substances are... he just pays attention to what his masters tell him is good or bad.

TPTB have told BRIEF that pot is the devil weed and it makes the negro jazz musicians rape the white women and anyone that smokes it is a criminal with tattoos.

You see, BRIEF is a complete idiot. Anything he says should be read with that in mind.
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Hey BRIEF, do you drink? How do you pay for your drug habit?
 Quoting: Saltyflats


Booze is legal. It doesn't matter to BRIEF what the actual effects of any substances are... he just pays attention to what his masters tell him is good or bad.

TPTB have told BRIEF that pot is the devil weed and it makes the negro jazz musicians rape the white women and anyone that smokes it is a criminal with tattoos.

You see, BRIEF is a complete idiot. Anything he says should be read with that in mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055574


LOL, meanwhile you are unemployed and getting stoned wondering why you can't afford to move out of Mom's basement...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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05/18/2012 11:32 AM
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Im not on probation of parole, just a intelligent white boy whom seeks a well paying job. but yes, i enjoy vaporizing treez. id rather vape then drink. i get tree cheap and get paid like a boss. so why u got a prob with that?
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05/18/2012 11:33 AM
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When will everyone realize that alcohol is much worse than pot. Everything is a drug you morons! Pot should be the least of your worries and should be completely legal.
Thank OP. This game we must play will soon end.
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05/18/2012 11:34 AM
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I hope the job covers the cost of all that lol.
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05/18/2012 11:35 AM
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yes job pays well. its not expensive anyway where im at. i got money, plenty. my whip is ill and i bet none of u got shit as fresh as me.
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05/18/2012 11:36 AM
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lol at this loser, 35,000 posts in just over a year, this guy has no life, he trolls this forum all day every day, must be one miserable lonely man, gotta feel sorry for him
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yes job pays well. its not expensive anyway where im at. i got money, plenty. my whip is ill and i bet none of u got shit as fresh as me.
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I know mine is old.
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Hey BRIEF, do you drink? How do you pay for your drug habit?
 Quoting: Saltyflats


Booze is legal. It doesn't matter to BRIEF what the actual effects of any substances are... he just pays attention to what his masters tell him is good or bad.

TPTB have told BRIEF that pot is the devil weed and it makes the negro jazz musicians rape the white women and anyone that smokes it is a criminal with tattoos.

You see, BRIEF is a complete idiot. Anything he says should be read with that in mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055574


LOL, meanwhile you are unemployed and getting stoned wondering why you can't afford to move out of Mom's basement...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Awww BRIEF, it's cute when you spout off like you actually know something.

Well paying job where I can freely tell you what an idiot you are all day long FTW.

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05/18/2012 11:37 AM
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There's a reason that they don't want convicts and employees on drugs...thus the reason for the tests...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Just find a job that does not test for drugs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16262934


Probably part of his probation...

 Quoting: BRIEF


Couldn't agree more...





tattoosarepretty


Hey BRIEF, do you drink? How do you pay for your drug habit?
 Quoting: Saltyflats


Booze is legal. It doesn't matter to BRIEF what the actual effects of any substances are... he just pays attention to what his masters tell him is good or bad.

TPTB have told BRIEF that pot is the devil weed and it makes the negro jazz musicians rape the white women and anyone that smokes it is a criminal with tattoos.

You see, BRIEF is a complete idiot. Anything he says should be read with that in mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055574


LOL, meanwhile you are unemployed and getting stoned wondering why you can't afford to move out of Mom's basement...
 Quoting: BRIEF



More than likely the truth!

Brief, I swear to god, me and you should hang out and drink a few beers. Like two peas in a pod, seriously bro.


Some bro love for ya. lol
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lol at this loser, 35,000 posts in just over a year, this guy has no life, he trolls this forum all day every day, must be one miserable lonely man, gotta feel sorry for him
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Work kinda interferes with running around, but don't worry I have a wonderful life :)
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05/18/2012 11:39 AM
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There's a reason that they don't want convicts and employees on drugs...thus the reason for the tests...
 Quoting: BRIEF


THC is harmless
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OK, back to detox THC for testing. What about hair folicle testing...there's no way you can beat that.
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Re: How to detox THC out of your body in 5 days
There's a reason that they don't want convicts and employees on drugs...thus the reason for the tests...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Just find a job that does not test for drugs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16262934


Probably part of his probation...

 Quoting: BRIEF


Couldn't agree more...





tattoosarepretty
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


Hey BRIEF, do you drink? How do you pay for your drug habit?
 Quoting: Saltyflats


Booze is legal. It doesn't matter to BRIEF what the actual effects of any substances are... he just pays attention to what his masters tell him is good or bad.

TPTB have told BRIEF that pot is the devil weed and it makes the negro jazz musicians rape the white women and anyone that smokes it is a criminal with tattoos.

You see, BRIEF is a complete idiot. Anything he says should be read with that in mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055574


LOL, meanwhile you are unemployed and getting stoned wondering why you can't afford to move out of Mom's basement...
 Quoting: BRIEF



More than likely the truth!

Brief, I swear to god, me and you should hang out and drink a few beers. Like two peas in a pod, seriously bro.


Some bro love for ya. lol


cheers
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Brief, I swear to god, me and you should hang out and drink a few beers. Like two peas in a pod, seriously bro.


Some bro love for ya. lol
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


This should get interesting.... 2 clueless idiots stroking each other's egos...
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Just find a job that does not test for drugs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16262934


Probably part of his probation...







tattoosarepretty
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Oh, I don't know about such things (parole). I'm a good girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16262934


How do you pay for your drug habit?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, duh!
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Brief, I swear to god, me and you should hang out and drink a few beers. Like two peas in a pod, seriously bro.


Some bro love for ya. lol
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


This should get interesting.... 2 clueless idiots stroking each other's egos...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055574


Isn't this the norm on GLP?
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Re: How to detox THC out of your body in 5 days
So I had to pass a drug test in 5 days notice. Heavy user I only use a vape tho so no health impacts, 5'9 150 lbs. My method:

Go to headshop buy 2 Vale's Detox Pill
Buy 4-5 Home Test Strips
Go to GNC buy Creatine
Take one Vales immediately and
start loading up on creatine.
Follow instructions on vales to tee
Workout for 3 days straight hour cardio
Rest well pee often
Day of test, wake up early take last vales capsule pee out
the extra water. wait till u have to force a pee do home test shld b negatve good to go.

i just did this and it worked.


ur welcome5a
 Quoting: *stoner* 4726942


THC is stored in fat molecules in your body including your bladder now lets think when was the last time fat was water soluble? Never so by drinking a ton of water you are going to dilute your system and if this is a serious drug test the urine will be missing some major vitamins and minerals (Such as cretin and vitamin B). Also don't forget your urine will be clear and not yellow, but there's a way to help with that.

Readyclean and other such "detoxifying drinks" that are normally sold in head shops DO NOT WORK,they simply add more vitamins(but not enough)inside your system in a hope to mask your urine while diluting the system. What you do is eat 1 box of total cereal with 1 gallon of water and at least 32oz of cranberry juice, not oceanspray that has a ton of sugar and is diluted get the harsh stuff that makes your face pucker when you drink it. Eat the box of cereal, drink the water and cranberry juice and urinate at least 2-3 times before the test. Your pee will look a little more neon yellow then before, but hey anybody ask you eat a lot of fiber because you like to stay regular.
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i totally understand why they drug test at the gap.
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There's a reason that they don't want convicts and employees on drugs...thus the reason for the tests...
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THC is harmless
 Quoting: ReturnoftheOyster


I believe it has medicinal uses, just like opiates do...but when people self-medicate then tend to eventually take it too far...
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i totally understand why they drug test at the gap.
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


lmao
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Brief, I swear to god, me and you should hang out and drink a few beers. Like two peas in a pod, seriously bro.


Some bro love for ya. lol
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


This should get interesting.... 2 clueless idiots stroking each other's egos...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055574


Isn't this the norm on GLP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16262934


Yea. Good point.

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