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BREAKING: Obama takes credit for biggest stock market IPO ever !!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/18/2012 07:14 PM
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BREAKING: Obama takes credit for biggest stock market IPO ever !!!
Obama was overheard gloating "I was instrumental in this IPO from the very beginning from when I conceived it. I thought and I thought about it, it was a very difficult decision for me, perhaps the most difficult decision of my presidency."

"I stood in my oval office in my White House and I watched on my tv as my IPO maneuver that I ordered was initiated. I had my troops attack with great precision and I had them report back to me as it unfolded."

Oh my, I...I...I was astounded ! My plan that I conceived and that I ordered worked ! Oh, I did such a great job. I think that I truly deserve to be re-elected."
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05/18/2012 07:17 PM
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Re: BREAKING: Obama takes credit for biggest stock market IPO ever !!!
It was the biggest bomb ever. It would have closed below its IPO price if the underwriters weren't buying at $38 to prevent further embarrassment.
Pearl Harbor was an inside job.
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05/18/2012 07:19 PM
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Re: BREAKING: Obama takes credit for biggest stock market IPO ever !!!
It was the biggest bomb ever. It would have closed below its IPO price if the underwriters weren't buying at $38 to prevent further embarrassment.
 Quoting: CrazyJarhead

Sounds about right, everything Obama touches id FUBARed.
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05/18/2012 07:26 PM
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Re: BREAKING: Obama takes credit for biggest stock market IPO ever !!!
He is truly a very very sick man.... He only takes credit for the "good" things he thinks "he" did... but never the bad things he did do... LOL
I think he's bi-polar or something like that.
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