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I am a FEMA camp janitor. Ask me a question.

 
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05/19/2012 06:27 PM
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I am a FEMA camp janitor. Ask me a question.
I am a FEMA camp janitor. Ask me a question.
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05/19/2012 06:32 PM
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your on the wrong side, pal....
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05/19/2012 06:34 PM
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your on the wrong side, pal....
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I'm just doing my job like the rest of you. They told me as a joke that if I quit I'll end up being a camper.
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05/19/2012 06:35 PM
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Re: I am a FEMA camp janitor. Ask me a question.
How course is the toilet paper?
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05/19/2012 06:38 PM
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Re: I am a FEMA camp janitor. Ask me a question.
whats the easiest way to scrape prisoners from the electric fence
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05/19/2012 06:38 PM
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Do we still get internet & cable TV?
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How course is the toilet paper?
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For campers it's like sandpaper.
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whats the easiest way to scrape prisoners from the electric fence
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That is not part of my job. My task it to keep the campers quarters in order.
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05/19/2012 06:40 PM
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Do we still get internet & cable TV?
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Basic cable and dial-up are available for use.
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05/19/2012 06:43 PM
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Do we still get internet & cable TV?
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Basic cable and dial-up are available for use.
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applause better than nothing!
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Do we still get internet & cable TV?
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Basic cable and dial-up are available for use.
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applause better than nothing!
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I forgot to mention that staff phone calls take priority over campers use of dial-up. Also all outgoing and incoming traffic will be heavily censored for National Security.
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your on the wrong side, pal....
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I'm just doing my job like the rest of you. They told me as a joke that if I quit I'll end up being a camper.
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I'd move and tell no one where u live. Janitor, guard what's the difference?
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05/19/2012 06:46 PM
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Do we still get internet & cable TV?
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Basic cable and dial-up are available for use.
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applause better than nothing!
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I forgot to mention that staff phone calls take priority over campers use of dial-up. Also all outgoing and incoming traffic will be heavily censored for National Security.
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cry
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Re: I am a FEMA camp janitor. Ask me a question.
your on the wrong side, pal....
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I'm just doing my job like the rest of you. They told me as a joke that if I quit I'll end up being a camper.
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I'd move and tell no one where u live. Janitor, guard what's the difference?
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Why should I hide? I'm doing a national service no? Americans should be grateful that there are people like me that do the dirty work!
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05/19/2012 06:49 PM
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your on the wrong side, pal....
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I'm just doing my job like the rest of you. They told me as a joke that if I quit I'll end up being a camper.
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I'd move and tell no one where u live. Janitor, guard what's the difference?
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Why should I hide? I'm doing a national service no? Americans should be grateful that there are people like me that do the dirty work!
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Dude, when the dollar collapses, it's going to get ugly.
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Basic cable and dial-up are available for use.
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applause better than nothing!
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I forgot to mention that staff phone calls take priority over campers use of dial-up. Also all outgoing and incoming traffic will be heavily censored for National Security.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16316344


cry
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If it's any consolation campers will be served happy meals every Friday night.
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I'm just doing my job like the rest of you. They told me as a joke that if I quit I'll end up being a camper.
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I'd move and tell no one where u live. Janitor, guard what's the difference?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2926765


Why should I hide? I'm doing a national service no? Americans should be grateful that there are people like me that do the dirty work!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16316344


Dude, when the dollar collapses, it's going to get ugly.
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They did briefly mention this to me during orientation. However, they reassured me that they will look after my safety. So I guess I got my bases covered. Hope to see you soon!
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05/19/2012 06:57 PM
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applause better than nothing!
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I forgot to mention that staff phone calls take priority over campers use of dial-up. Also all outgoing and incoming traffic will be heavily censored for National Security.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16316344


cry
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If it's any consolation campers will be served happy meals every Friday night.
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W00t! Finally some GOOD news! banana2
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How course is the toilet paper?
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For campers it's like sandpaper.
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ouch well in that case scratch my reservation.
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05/19/2012 06:59 PM
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I forgot to mention that staff phone calls take priority over campers use of dial-up. Also all outgoing and incoming traffic will be heavily censored for National Security.
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cry
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If it's any consolation campers will be served happy meals every Friday night.
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W00t! Finally some GOOD news! banana2
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The happy meals are part of the rehabilitation initiative.
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05/19/2012 06:59 PM
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I will be sure to leave a creamy steamer in the hallway for you to clean up
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05/19/2012 07:01 PM
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I will be sure to leave a creamy steamer in the hallway for you to clean up
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You will be assigned to sensitivity training if you do these things.
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05/19/2012 07:02 PM
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Re: I am a FEMA camp janitor. Ask me a question.
How many interns do you blow a day?
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05/19/2012 07:13 PM
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I am a FEMA camp janitor. Ask me a question.
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Since you say dial up is available, will we still be able to surf GLP from within the camp? Can I still listen to the Hawk?

Can I bring my AM radio? I like to catch Coast to Coast, esp when Steve Q is on.

Does this mean since they have a janitor we don't have to do any KP?
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05/19/2012 07:16 PM
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your on the wrong side, pal....
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I'm just doing my job like the rest of you. They told me as a joke that if I quit I'll end up being a camper.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16316344


I'd move and tell no one where u live. Janitor, guard what's the difference?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2926765


Why should I hide? I'm doing a national service no? Americans should be grateful that there are people like me that do the dirty work!
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wiping up all that jackoff in the men's room must be murder.

glad you're in service OP.
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05/19/2012 07:20 PM
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Re: I am a FEMA camp janitor. Ask me a question.
Is the facity fully manned yet?

Is it finished COMPLETLY?

If you find out they are hurting and deheading us will u continue ur duty as janitor?

If they ask u to take a microchip for ur safety and to be part of the staff will u do it?

Are there russian military there?
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05/19/2012 07:21 PM
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Have you heard from Mike Rowe?
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05/19/2012 07:22 PM
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I'm just doing my job like the rest of you. They told me as a joke that if I quit I'll end up being a camper.
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I'd move and tell no one where u live. Janitor, guard what's the difference?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2926765


Why should I hide? I'm doing a national service no? Americans should be grateful that there are people like me that do the dirty work!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16316344


wiping up all that jackoff in the men's room must be murder.

glad you're in service OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16267959


This is why we in the position we are...there is evil in this world...mental illness...flat out assholes.

This man is janitor not a fkn murderer so how bout u treat with respect and be greatful he putting his head on the line to answer questions.
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05/19/2012 07:24 PM
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Re: I am a FEMA camp janitor. Ask me a question.
Do you know the AC that works at the delousing station?
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05/19/2012 07:25 PM
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Why are you so calm
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I am a FEMA camp janitor. Ask me a question.
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Since you say dial up is available, will we still be able to surf GLP from within the camp? Can I still listen to the Hawk?

Can I bring my AM radio? I like to catch Coast to Coast, esp when Steve Q is on.

Does this mean since they have a janitor we don't have to do any KP?
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I'm highly doubtful that GLP will be allowed. You will be provided with a standard set of items. Anything you bring with you will be held in containment facilities during your visit.

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