I just had a fly follow me from home, to the store, then back home. What does this mean!?! What is it!?! Super-Fly??

Ummm...you may need to take a shower?

POOP

It wants to bum you.

Its a government fly. Say or do nothing to incriminate yourself, or the fly will see to it you are arrested.
Whatever you do, do not kill it.
See if you can lure it outdoors and slam the screen door tight. Stay indoors.

Forever.

get your stinkin ass in the shower

For you OPie...

Reminds me of a Howard Stern show from ages ago (late '90's I think). Baba Booey was telling a story about being at a nude beach and a big fly kept landing on his ass. He was so embarassed he had to leave.