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If you don't like Kate Upton, you're gay. Just that simple.

 
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hitit
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Damn Straight!!
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hitit
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Damn Straight!!
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This.
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05/21/2012 10:11 AM
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Flat butt, boobs about to sag, shes ok...

Shes got that dumb blonde voice and horrible laugh too. No thanks.
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05/21/2012 10:11 AM
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No debates, no rationalizing. If you don't like Kate Upton:

U R A GAY.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


If you have the thought process to state the above, you're an immature little boy that needs to get ready for school.
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05/21/2012 10:18 AM
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No debates, no rationalizing. If you don't like Kate Upton:

U R A GAY.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


If you have the thought process to state the above, you're an immature little boy that needs to get ready for school.
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Your face smells like my butt, doody head.

s226
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05/21/2012 10:32 AM
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Her hip to waist ratio is very manly. OP you are gay.
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Her hip to waist ratio is very manly. OP you are gay.
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You have been given a new gay level: Rainbow shitter.
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05/21/2012 10:46 AM
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Her hip to waist ratio is very manly. OP you are gay.
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her hip to waist to TITS ratio isnt manly at all
there are two kinds of people that come to GLP, those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know - AC
A Pimp Named Slick Back.
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05/21/2012 10:52 AM
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Like the body, not the face.
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05/21/2012 10:57 AM
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I'm having impure thoughts.
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05/21/2012 11:07 AM
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 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


oh my fuckly gosh..."Hi I'm a no brainer from florida..."then I HAD to skip that bitch for her annoying voice..NONONO YOU must be GAY,trying to compensate with THAT woman,seriously??
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05/21/2012 11:20 AM
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No debates, no rationalizing. If you don't like Kate Upton:

U R A GAY.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


If you have the thought process to state the above, you're an immature little boy that needs to get ready for school.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16375379


Your face smells like my butt, doody head.

s226
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


Just whipe your butt after sh.tting,then it doesnn't smell so bad,hehe;)
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05/21/2012 11:24 AM
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Her hip to waist ratio is very manly. OP you are gay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16392799


You have been given a new gay level: Rainbow shitter.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


Rainbow...as in the Skittles Rainbow? Trayvon Martin was gay?
DILKe

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05/21/2012 11:28 AM

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I had no idea who she was until this thread. 100% real, no silicone there. Thanks OP!

flash
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05/21/2012 11:31 AM
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Boobs OK, face OK, torso is too long..butt not good

In my day, it was Cheryl Ladd that was the hot blonde, and in her prime she was much better than Upton. I don't care how big Upton's boobs are.
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05/21/2012 11:31 AM
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Big boobs smal tight ass... As in the last night thread,please op post anither example now with big boobs ,huge ass or et least middle size boobs gret ass....
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05/21/2012 11:32 AM
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oh my fuckly gosh..."Hi I'm a no brainer from florida..."then I HAD to skip that bitch for her annoying voice..NONONO YOU must be GAY,trying to compensate with THAT woman,seriously??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6492374


God damn, you even typed that out like you were gay.

Sorry man.

:Mancardrevoke:
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05/21/2012 11:35 AM
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I liked Kate better when he was called Kevin.
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05/21/2012 11:39 AM
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I had no idea who she was until this thread. 100% real, no silicone there. Thanks OP!

flash
 Quoting: DILKe


Oh wow, I retract my previous statement, 100 percent natural is good ! No wonder they looked so soft. You can bet they feel great.

A++++

She just might need a breast lift later on, but wow. thats a gift.
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05/21/2012 11:52 AM
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Given the two choices of:
A: Not liking her and being gay.
and
B: Liking her and not being gay.

I'll choose:

C: For Christina Hendricks, since I never play by the rules.
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05/21/2012 12:00 PM
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nah. boobs a bit big and wobbly for me. rubbing them constantly is a bit annoying too. is that whats supposed to be sexy? plus she sounds a bit dim

no ta!

gimme gwen stefani or kate moss! i would go gay for them!
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05/21/2012 12:03 PM
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Given the two choices of:
A: Not liking her and being gay.
and
B: Liking her and not being gay.

I'll choose:

C: For Christina Hendricks, since I never play by the rules.
 Quoting: Rabid_Wolf


Haha! Knee slapping good.

Guys, Kate is only 19 (maybe 20 now).

If she'd talk to me, she'd talk to me naked in my bedroom ...
All is divine in your minds eye.

:snbanner:
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05/21/2012 12:04 PM
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has she made a sex tape with some guy. I bet she is dynamite in the sack but when we clone her should give some ghetto booty luvin
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05/21/2012 12:15 PM
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I would drill her like The Gulf Of Mexico.
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05/21/2012 12:21 PM

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notice she said she is from florida...

nothin' but fine babies here.

i should know i been here 37 years.
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


and I will be there in one week... well, two. I'm driving.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


954?

305?

where exactly charlie?

been raining everyday here in ft laud and the rainy season usually doesn't start until mid-june so this year is early.

hurricane season offically starts june 1st.
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05/21/2012 12:23 PM
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No debates, no rationalizing. If you don't like Kate Upton:

U R A GAY.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


I fucking agree...pigchef
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05/21/2012 12:35 PM
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whoa whoa whoa..................whoa! Just wait a god damn minute Charlie Choo Choo.....



Yeah. She is a tart. There are millions of them out there. Just pick up a magazine for christ sake. Got to the god damn mall for crying out loud.


Kate is what she is. There isnt anything wrong with her.

But give me a Emma Stone every over Kate every single time.
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notice she said she is from florida...

nothin' but fine babies here.

i should know i been here 37 years.
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


and I will be there in one week... well, two. I'm driving.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


954?

305?

where exactly charlie?

been raining everyday here in ft laud and the rainy season usually doesn't start until mid-june so this year is early.

hurricane season offically starts june 1st.
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


I'll be setting up shop in Orlando, probably take me a month to get settled.
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05/21/2012 12:45 PM
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uh oh. I don't like her so I guess I'm gay. I better tell my wife, she deserves to know.

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