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Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer

 
alien
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Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer
I had no programs open. There doesn't seem to be any unusual processes running. There are sounds of birds and wind echoing through my computer, as if something is recording somewhere outside.

What the hell is going on? Please help.
R. Mutt
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Are they "Angry Birds"?

damned
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05/21/2012 03:18 PM
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I had no programs open. There doesn't seem to be any unusual processes running. There are sounds of birds and wind echoing through my computer, as if something is recording somewhere outside.

What the hell is going on? Please help.
 Quoting: alien


It could be your cooling fan going out
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Re: Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer
Yea the fans, or anything with a fan (power supply) is generally what breaks on a computer.
Fuck Yea!
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05/21/2012 03:21 PM
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Re: Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer
But it's literally the sounds of birds. And once in a while I can hear a car drive by.
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05/21/2012 03:22 PM
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Yes, it is a fan going bad. The chirping you hear is the fan bearings squeaking because they are dry or worn. You hear "wind" because now the fan is rotating at a different speed than normal and also probably causing some vibration in the case.
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agent

Red Team go! He's found the bug.

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05/21/2012 03:27 PM
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Re: Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer
Yes, it is a fan going bad. The chirping you hear is the fan bearings squeaking because they are dry or worn. You hear "wind" because now the fan is rotating at a different speed than normal and also probably causing some vibration in the case.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14072725


But its coming from the speakers. And its distictly birds. Several distict different types of chirps. And I think a dog was yipping. When I turn off the volume I can't hear them.

Maybe I do have some weird program running? I really don't think I have a problem with the fan.
R. Mutt
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05/21/2012 03:29 PM
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Re: Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer
could be the hard drive.
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I restarted it. It stopped. Really weird, whatever it was.
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05/21/2012 03:35 PM
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What ever OP liar.

You were never satisfied with anyone answer so FU!
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Are they "Angry Birds"?

damned
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No they were rather pleasant actually
R. Mutt
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05/21/2012 03:38 PM
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man this is birds flu

fucking run!!!!
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05/21/2012 03:42 PM
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OP is not lying they are doing the same shit to my computer too as well as other household appliances. This phenomenon is well covered already go to website www.annunakiagenda.com ....They can make your harddrive chirp just like a bird and they can also manipulate any other household appliance they see fit as well.
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05/21/2012 03:45 PM
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Do you have more than one user account on your computer? I have one for the kids and one for myself. If I am on my screen but they have left something playing, I hear it, even though I am on my account screen. Restarting will end their program and the noise.
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I compared it to this vid I found of fan "wind" sounds and chirps [link to www.youtube.com] but it wasn't that at all.

I probably just had a weird file or something stupid running.

It's done now. But with the volume controls theres an icon of a computer with wings on it.
R. Mutt
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Re: Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer
I had no programs open. There doesn't seem to be any unusual processes running. There are sounds of birds and wind echoing through my computer, as if something is recording somewhere outside.

What the hell is going on? Please help.
 Quoting: alien

Your 'puter is being possessed by demons; smash it against the wall. Then burn it.
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Re: Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer
OP is not lying they are doing the same shit to my computer too as well as other household appliances. This phenomenon is well covered already go to website www.annunakiagenda.com ....They can make your harddrive chirp just like a bird and they can also manipulate any other household appliance they see fit as well.
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agent

Green team go! Green team go! We've got a 2nd bogey.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Re: Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer
Do you have more than one user account on your computer? I have one for the kids and one for myself. If I am on my screen but they have left something playing, I hear it, even though I am on my account screen. Restarting will end their program and the noise.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 97880


No just one user account, but multiple people use it. I did restart and it stopped.
R. Mutt
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Re: Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer
man this is birds flu

fucking run!!!!
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I hope not!!!

[link to www.cyberflu.com]
R. Mutt
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ahahha stop spamming the shift key, you fuckin noob!


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Re: Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer
meh. Sometimes my speakers pick up CB and radio signals. You should consider buying a power conditioner to filter out the unwanted signals.
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05/21/2012 03:58 PM
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meh. Sometimes my speakers pick up CB and radio signals. You should consider buying a power conditioner to filter out the unwanted signals.
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That's crazy that it can do that.
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Re: Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer
meh. Sometimes my speakers pick up CB and radio signals. You should consider buying a power conditioner to filter out the unwanted signals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14072725


That's crazy that it can do that.
 Quoting: alien


Its not the speakers its the hard drive, you don't need a power conditioner to filter out unwanted signals. Later on you will see they do it to other appliances too so you would just be wasting your money
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05/21/2012 06:34 PM
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Re: Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer
OK So on the news apparently they were showing some Ustream of NATO protestors that had birds chirping over the audio feed. I think thats what it was, since I've been all over Ustream and Live feed this weekend. Didn't think I had any tabs open but maybe it was hidden but open somewhere and I didn't realize. Mystery solved.


I figured it would end up being something dumb and it indeed was. Thanks for your help anyway.

flower
R. Mutt
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05/21/2012 10:06 PM
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wtf, just close out and reboot your computer. Daft!
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One of my kids had a game running under a different account on the comp. Game was playing with birds chirping in the background. Had be baffled for a while. IT CAN HAPPEN :)
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My computer also chirps a bird sound. It lasts about 2 seconds and is always the same. It sounds like a goldfinch. I have no idea why the computer does this at odd times.
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Re: Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer
I had no programs open.
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Sure you didn't leave any windows open...? hmm
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Re: Help! Birds Chirping in My Computer
meh. Sometimes my speakers pick up CB and radio signals. You should consider buying a power conditioner to filter out the unwanted signals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14072725


That's crazy that it can do that.
 Quoting: alien


Its not the speakers its the hard drive, you don't need a power conditioner to filter out unwanted signals. Later on you will see they do it to other appliances too so you would just be wasting your money
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15798139


correct

mechanical drive failure is next -- could take a day or two, could be a month or two

you will have to buy a new HD

back up important data files ASAP