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I did something stoopid.

 
Borian
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I did something stoopid.
Woke up this morning and left my lights on in the truck. Am, I alone or did you do something stoopid too?

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Re: I did something stoopid.
me? i woke up this morning got myself a blunt, mommas always said id be thee chozen one!
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Re: I did something stoopid.
I couldn't get a device to turn on, and I stupidly put my tongue on the power plug to "see if it worked".

I don't know why that action came to mind, but I wound up with a racing heart and a panic session. I have also gotten up to get a snack from the fridge, then the next day the remote control would be missing for the TV. I found it in the freezer.

I called a cell phone that was right in front of me from a landline. When it rang, I forgot that I called it, put the phone up to my other ear, and said hello into it. There was significant echo in the landline phone on my other ear as well as the cell phone.

People do stupid shit when stoned.
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Re: I did something stoopid.
Take battery out and charge it over night
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dude u remind me of myself so much is scary, the freezer deal haha, what havnt i put in there?! :D

and the light switch thing?

well i had a plate and some forks, my door is a bit hard to get past cuz of furniture, so i had to go sideways, didnt notice that one of the forks i was holding was so very close to the socket, luckily i got off

not the same as when i was a bit younger and wanted to fix a water pump in Pakistan, and how did i try to fix it? well i figured these 2 wires must go in some hole, unfortunately that hole was wet and buzzy, made me go completely limp and fall backwards like a tree
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Re: I did something stoopid.
I went to the store with my pants inside out.

I was so ashamed.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Re: I did something stoopid.
I clicked and posted in this thread.
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Re: I did something stoopid.
I clicked and posted in this thread.
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this.... sigh
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me? i woke up this morning got myself a blunt, mommas always said id be thee chozen one!
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rofl
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Re: I did something stoopid.
I couldn't get a device to turn on, and I stupidly put my tongue on the power plug to "see if it worked".

I don't know why that action came to mind, but I wound up with a racing heart and a panic session. I have also gotten up to get a snack from the fridge, then the next day the remote control would be missing for the TV. I found it in the freezer.

I called a cell phone that was right in front of me from a landline. When it rang, I forgot that I called it, put the phone up to my other ear, and said hello into it. There was significant echo in the landline phone on my other ear as well as the cell phone.

People do stupid shit when stoned.
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Lol, spill it...
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Re: I did something stoopid.
I went to the store with my pants inside out.

I was so ashamed.
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Trying to start a new fad huh?

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Re: I did something stoopid.
I couldn't get a device to turn on, and I stupidly put my tongue on the power plug to "see if it worked".

I don't know why that action came to mind, but I wound up with a racing heart and a panic session. I have also gotten up to get a snack from the fridge, then the next day the remote control would be missing for the TV. I found it in the freezer.

I called a cell phone that was right in front of me from a landline. When it rang, I forgot that I called it, put the phone up to my other ear, and said hello into it. There was significant echo in the landline phone on my other ear as well as the cell phone.

People do stupid shit when stoned.
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Thanks for the laugh friend!

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Re: I did something stoopid.
Woke up this morning and left my lights on in the truck. Am, I alone or did you do something stoopid too?
 Quoting: Borian


If I bothered to make a list of all the stupid things I did, I'd not have time to get anything else done.

On vehicular stupidity, that would have to be when I passed my "behind the wheel" driving test when I got my license, and locked the keys in the car when I went to finish the paperwork.

Of course then there was the time I drove at highway speeds with the car in D-2 on a 5 speed automatic. That one cost me a grand to fix.

Oh, and driving straight through a left-right "T" intersection and down an embankment during an ice-fog.


And all that was just yesterday!

(I am totally kidding, they happened many-many years ago)

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Re: I did something stoopid.
I went to the store with my pants inside out.

I was so ashamed.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Nowadays, people do that on purpose.

So you are to blame for setting that trend!
hf
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Re: I did something stoopid.
Yep. When I was 17 me and a bunch of friends went skinny dipping of a rope swing at a river in Missouri. My friends went first and then proceeded to tell me they were going to dunk me when I jumped in. So I thought it would be a good idea to hold on to the rope a little bit and let go when I swang back in closer to the shore. I held on too long and when I let go I face planted into the rocky shore...naked...and knocked out cold. I woke up to my friend kicking me in the head asking if I was alive.

Skinny dipping + drunk = FAIL

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Re: I did something stoopid.
I went to the store with my pants inside out.

I was so ashamed.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Trying to start a new fad huh?
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


A blonde moment. I have one every now and then. :)
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Re: I did something stoopid.
I woke up.
Love is not the game, life is.
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When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake.
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We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above.
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It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself.
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It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it.
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I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier.
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Re: I did something stoopid.
I woke up.
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+1
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Re: I did something stoopid.
We all do things like that OP! lol

My husband locked his keys in his jeep this winter when it was running. He planned to warm it up only, not run the gas out. It took an hour for the locksmith to come from the city to where we live. It was so funny for me anyways watching him freak out waiting. hehehe
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Re: I did something stoopid.
I woke up.
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So did I. Why does your message shine like hell? borian...
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Re: I did something stoopid.
I woke up.
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So did I. Why does your message shine like hell? borian...
 Quoting: Borian


Hmm.. I have no idea. Maybe you've taken some shrooms?
Love is not the game, life is.
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When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake.
-
We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above.
-
It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself.
-
It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it.
-
I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier.
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Re: I did something stoopid.
lesson learned, although most learn this lesson in their first year of driving
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Re: I did something stoopid.
I woke up.
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So did I. Why does your message shine like hell? borian...
 Quoting: Borian


Hmm.. I have no idea. Maybe you've taken some shrooms?
 Quoting: Balthuuu


No. But I find you amusing.
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Re: I did something stoopid.
I woke up.
 Quoting: Balthuuu


So did I. Why does your message shine like hell? borian...
 Quoting: Borian


Hmm.. I have no idea. Maybe you've taken some shrooms?
 Quoting: Balthuuu


No. But I find you amusing.
 Quoting: Borian


Well thank the creator for my quick wits cause that's all i have. cool2
Love is not the game, life is.
-
When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake.
-
We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above.
-
It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself.
-
It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it.
-
I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier.
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So did I. Why does your message shine like hell? borian...
 Quoting: Borian


Hmm.. I have no idea. Maybe you've taken some shrooms?
 Quoting: Balthuuu


No. But I find you amusing.
 Quoting: Borian


Well thank the creator for my quick wits cause that's all i have. cool2
 Quoting: Balthuuu


Don't take offence. I like the way you think. Can we exchange questions?
Balthuuu

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Hmm.. I have no idea. Maybe you've taken some shrooms?
 Quoting: Balthuuu


No. But I find you amusing.
 Quoting: Borian


Well thank the creator for my quick wits cause that's all i have. cool2
 Quoting: Balthuuu


Don't take offence. I like the way you think. Can we exchange questions?
 Quoting: Borian


Sure thing buddy. What did you have in mind?
Love is not the game, life is.
-
When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake.
-
We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above.
-
It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself.
-
It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it.
-
I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier.
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Re: I did something stoopid.
Stupid would be not having any battery charger.
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So did I. Why does your message shine like hell? borian...
 Quoting: Borian


Hmm.. I have no idea. Maybe you've taken some shrooms?
 Quoting: Balthuuu


No. But I find you amusing.
 Quoting: Borian


Well thank the creator for my quick wits cause that's all i have. cool2
 Quoting: Balthuuu


You are very inreresting. Have any questions? If not, may I ask a couple from you?
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No. But I find you amusing.
 Quoting: Borian


Well thank the creator for my quick wits cause that's all i have. cool2
 Quoting: Balthuuu


Don't take offence. I like the way you think. Can we exchange questions?
 Quoting: Borian


Sure thing buddy. What did you have in mind?
 Quoting: Balthuuu


What is the final? It's comming, and it's the end.

Why are you sure?

Them's my questions.
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You are very inreresting. Have any questions? If not, may I ask a couple from you?
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Yeah go ahead, i'm still trying to wake up with a cup of Joe.
Love is not the game, life is.
-
When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake.
-
We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above.
-
It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself.
-
It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it.
-
I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier.
Balthuuu

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Well thank the creator for my quick wits cause that's all i have. cool2
 Quoting: Balthuuu


Don't take offence. I like the way you think. Can we exchange questions?
 Quoting: Borian


Sure thing buddy. What did you have in mind?
 Quoting: Balthuuu


What is the final? It's comming, and it's the end.

Why are you sure?

Them's my questions.
 Quoting: Borian


Hmm i'm not sure what "final" you are referring to so i'll just say, there's no ends, only beginnings.
Love is not the game, life is.
-
When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake.
-
We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above.
-
It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself.
-
It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it.
-
I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier.

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