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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1557341 United States 05/22/2012 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I couldn't get a device to turn on, and I stupidly put my tongue on the power plug to "see if it worked". I don't know why that action came to mind, but I wound up with a racing heart and a panic session. I have also gotten up to get a snack from the fridge, then the next day the remote control would be missing for the TV. I found it in the freezer. I called a cell phone that was right in front of me from a landline. When it rang, I forgot that I called it, put the phone up to my other ear, and said hello into it. There was significant echo in the landline phone on my other ear as well as the cell phone. People do stupid shit when stoned. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 9854794 Denmark 05/22/2012 12:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | dude u remind me of myself so much is scary, the freezer deal haha, what havnt i put in there?! :D and the light switch thing? well i had a plate and some forks, my door is a bit hard to get past cuz of furniture, so i had to go sideways, didnt notice that one of the forks i was holding was so very close to the socket, luckily i got off not the same as when i was a bit younger and wanted to fix a water pump in Pakistan, and how did i try to fix it? well i figured these 2 wires must go in some hole, unfortunately that hole was wet and buzzy, made me go completely limp and fall backwards like a tree |
Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 05/22/2012 12:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I went to the store with my pants inside out. I was so ashamed. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Borian (OP) User ID: 1139038 United States 05/22/2012 12:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I couldn't get a device to turn on, and I stupidly put my tongue on the power plug to "see if it worked". Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1557341 I don't know why that action came to mind, but I wound up with a racing heart and a panic session. I have also gotten up to get a snack from the fridge, then the next day the remote control would be missing for the TV. I found it in the freezer. I called a cell phone that was right in front of me from a landline. When it rang, I forgot that I called it, put the phone up to my other ear, and said hello into it. There was significant echo in the landline phone on my other ear as well as the cell phone. People do stupid shit when stoned. Lol, spill it... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 8417061 United States 05/22/2012 12:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I couldn't get a device to turn on, and I stupidly put my tongue on the power plug to "see if it worked". Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1557341 I don't know why that action came to mind, but I wound up with a racing heart and a panic session. I have also gotten up to get a snack from the fridge, then the next day the remote control would be missing for the TV. I found it in the freezer. I called a cell phone that was right in front of me from a landline. When it rang, I forgot that I called it, put the phone up to my other ear, and said hello into it. There was significant echo in the landline phone on my other ear as well as the cell phone. People do stupid shit when stoned. Thanks for the laugh friend! |
Rabid_Wolf User ID: 16454747 United States 05/22/2012 01:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Woke up this morning and left my lights on in the truck. Am, I alone or did you do something stoopid too? Quoting: Borian If I bothered to make a list of all the stupid things I did, I'd not have time to get anything else done. On vehicular stupidity, that would have to be when I passed my "behind the wheel" driving test when I got my license, and locked the keys in the car when I went to finish the paperwork. Of course then there was the time I drove at highway speeds with the car in D-2 on a 5 speed automatic. That one cost me a grand to fix. Oh, and driving straight through a left-right "T" intersection and down an embankment during an ice-fog. And all that was just yesterday! (I am totally kidding, they happened many-many years ago) Last Edited by Rabid Wolf on 05/22/2012 01:28 AM |
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SFAV User ID: 13917860 United States 05/22/2012 01:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yep. When I was 17 me and a bunch of friends went skinny dipping of a rope swing at a river in Missouri. My friends went first and then proceeded to tell me they were going to dunk me when I jumped in. So I thought it would be a good idea to hold on to the rope a little bit and let go when I swang back in closer to the shore. I held on too long and when I let go I face planted into the rocky shore...naked...and knocked out cold. I woke up to my friend kicking me in the head asking if I was alive. Skinny dipping + drunk = FAIL Pull me from the gallows of this fiber-optic nation |
Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 05/22/2012 01:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A blonde moment. I have one every now and then. :) And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Balthuuu User ID: 14434601 Finland 05/22/2012 01:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I woke up. Love is not the game, life is. - When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake. - We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above. - It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself. - It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it. - I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier. |
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KateSask User ID: 15170057 Canada 05/22/2012 01:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We all do things like that OP! My husband locked his keys in his jeep this winter when it was running. He planned to warm it up only, not run the gas out. It took an hour for the locksmith to come from the city to where we live. It was so funny for me anyways watching him freak out waiting. hehehe |
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Balthuuu User ID: 14434601 Finland 05/22/2012 01:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmm.. I have no idea. Maybe you've taken some shrooms? Love is not the game, life is. - When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake. - We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above. - It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself. - It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it. - I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier. |
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Balthuuu User ID: 14434601 Finland 05/22/2012 02:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No. But I find you amusing. Well thank the creator for my quick wits cause that's all i have. Love is not the game, life is. - When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake. - We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above. - It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself. - It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it. - I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier. |
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Balthuuu User ID: 14434601 Finland 05/22/2012 02:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well thank the creator for my quick wits cause that's all i have. Don't take offence. I like the way you think. Can we exchange questions? Sure thing buddy. What did you have in mind? Love is not the game, life is. - When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake. - We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above. - It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself. - It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it. - I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier. |
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Borian (OP) User ID: 1139038 United States 05/22/2012 02:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't take offence. I like the way you think. Can we exchange questions? Sure thing buddy. What did you have in mind? What is the final? It's comming, and it's the end. Why are you sure? Them's my questions. |
Balthuuu User ID: 14434601 Finland 05/22/2012 02:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah go ahead, i'm still trying to wake up with a cup of Joe. Love is not the game, life is. - When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake. - We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above. - It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself. - It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it. - I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier. |
Balthuuu User ID: 14434601 Finland 05/22/2012 02:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sure thing buddy. What did you have in mind? What is the final? It's comming, and it's the end. Why are you sure? Them's my questions. Hmm i'm not sure what "final" you are referring to so i'll just say, there's no ends, only beginnings. Love is not the game, life is. - When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake. - We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above. - It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself. - It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it. - I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier. |