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ALL SCIENCE IS WRONG - Why Science has become the new religion of dipshits that will bring Doomsday to the world!!!.

 
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Science has benefited us all. Religion has benefited us all. Both are now theoretical monstrosities comprised of lunatics and fanatics for the most part. Stand up and be counted or sit down and stfu. Change only happens when one realizes that we live in an imperfect world and then strives for perfection. We will not change this mess over night, but just the realization that changes are needed is a step in the right direction. Don't condemn any one group, we are all in this together.
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You folks are gonna have your mouths wide open in awe of the giant cock of science that's going to get rammed down your throat .....
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You articulate yourself so well! Thank you for helping to highlight what I was saying about ignorance!
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You folks are gonna have your mouths wide open in awe of the giant cock of science that's going to get rammed down your throat .....
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You articulate yourself so well! Thank you for helping to highlight what I was saying about ignorance!
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No problem OP! Always glad to use my scientific knowledge to reach out to the ignorant.

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Wonder if we will reach an evolutionary brick wall where we just cannot learn or comprehend any further advances in our understanding of physics, mathmatics, or any thing else. I am pretty impressed with the strides we have taken and achieved in the last several decades. Especially considering our redundant barbaric natures.
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science is close but not perfect. nothing is 100 % correct in science yet because we do not understand everything...it's getting closer but still far far away...that said a know it all scientist is a moran, because they do not, but will try to make you believe they do...they're just people who chose to study something different, not necessarily smarter than you
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Wonder if we will reach an evolutionary brick wall where we just cannot learn or comprehend any further advances in our understanding of physics, mathmatics, or any thing else. I am pretty impressed with the strides we have taken and achieved in the last several decades. Especially considering our redundant barbaric natures.
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It is unlikely we will hit a brick wall, we've reached a time and age where the breeding of different races is acceptable which proliferates the variety of our genes which will lead to greater intelligence of our species. We are so diverse there is no end to this cycle, it is a positive feedback loop. The weak and ignorant will die off but not without a pitiful internet fight.
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Wonder if we will reach an evolutionary brick wall where we just cannot learn or comprehend any further advances in our understanding of physics, mathmatics, or any thing else. I am pretty impressed with the strides we have taken and achieved in the last several decades. Especially considering our redundant barbaric natures.
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It is unlikely we will hit a brick wall, we've reached a time and age where the breeding of different races is acceptable which proliferates the variety of our genes which will lead to greater intelligence of our species. We are so diverse there is no end to this cycle, it is a positive feedback loop. The weak and ignorant will die off but not without a pitiful internet fight.
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Hey I thought " the meek shall inherit the earth"? Just like the cockroaches will survive the holocaust(nuclear, chemical)?
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Wonder if we will reach an evolutionary brick wall where we just cannot learn or comprehend any further advances in our understanding of physics, mathmatics, or any thing else. I am pretty impressed with the strides we have taken and achieved in the last several decades. Especially considering our redundant barbaric natures.
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It is unlikely we will hit a brick wall, we've reached a time and age where the breeding of different races is acceptable which proliferates the variety of our genes which will lead to greater intelligence of our species. We are so diverse there is no end to this cycle, it is a positive feedback loop. The weak and ignorant will die off but not without a pitiful internet fight.
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I think out arrogance will ultimately destroy us.
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Wonder if we will reach an evolutionary brick wall where we just cannot learn or comprehend any further advances in our understanding of physics, mathmatics, or any thing else. I am pretty impressed with the strides we have taken and achieved in the last several decades. Especially considering our redundant barbaric natures.
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It is unlikely we will hit a brick wall, we've reached a time and age where the breeding of different races is acceptable which proliferates the variety of our genes which will lead to greater intelligence of our species. We are so diverse there is no end to this cycle, it is a positive feedback loop. The weak and ignorant will die off but not without a pitiful internet fight.
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I think out arrogance will ultimately destroy us.
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Ignorance rhymes with arrogance kinda.
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If science is so wrong, then how come your computer let alone literally every other thing we're all surrounded by every single day of our lives... works? Science doesn't claim to know everything. How sit works is, it keeps building upon itself. Scientists WANT others to find faults in theories (gravity is only a theory as well) ... that's how the method refines them and makes them more and more accurate. Science doesn't claim to BE the actual territory that it maps out like religion does. A map is just that: a set of defined parameters we use to describe what we experience. And like all ,maps it gets more and more refined but will NEVER claim to be the actual territory it works to define. When a theory is proven wrong, that's GREAT because it means science is still working and moving forward, creating more and more accurate (but never complete) maps of reality. Anyone who thinks that it always gets proven wrong until the next crackpot academic comes up with another hair-brained idea isn't paying attention to the HUGE advances it's made in that past 2000 years. Science doesn't like religion claim to know everything, it claims to figure out, little by little more and more, slowly through time, making our lives longer and more interesting. It's not a religion either, because unlike religion it can be proven, step0-by-step if you take the time to actually LEARN it rather than read a couple conflicting headlines and make sweeping statements based on your complete ignorance of what you speak. Everyone has opinions, but INFORMED opinions are rare.
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If science is so wrong, then how come your computer let alone literally every other thing we're all surrounded by every single day of our lives... works? Science doesn't claim to know everything. How sit works is, it keeps building upon itself. Scientists WANT others to find faults in theories (gravity is only a theory as well) ... that's how the method refines them and makes them more and more accurate. Science doesn't claim to BE the actual territory that it maps out like religion does. A map is just that: a set of defined parameters we use to describe what we experience. And like all ,maps it gets more and more refined but will NEVER claim to be the actual territory it works to define. When a theory is proven wrong, that's GREAT because it means science is still working and moving forward, creating more and more accurate (but never complete) maps of reality. Anyone who thinks that it always gets proven wrong until the next crackpot academic comes up with another hair-brained idea isn't paying attention to the HUGE advances it's made in that past 2000 years. Science doesn't like religion claim to know everything, it claims to figure out, little by little more and more, slowly through time, making our lives longer and more interesting. It's not a religion either, because unlike religion it can be proven, step0-by-step if you take the time to actually LEARN it rather than read a couple conflicting headlines and make sweeping statements based on your complete ignorance of what you speak. Everyone has opinions, but INFORMED opinions are rare.
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I'm a Christian and have a PhD in neuroscience. I realize you're probably some troll, but this is downright scary if you're actually serious. Ever stop to think that God didn't create the world with bubbles and confetti but is actually the single greatest Engineer in all of existence? Learning science brings me closer to God, not farther away. Science is fascinating and really shows just how powerful and magnificent he is. I'm very curious to know what you think we're made out of. If not cells than what? Do you urinate? That's science too. Can you physically see the sun? That's science. But you're right. Maybe it doesn't really exist since it's just "theory." I mean, can you physically PROVE that the giant light in sky is not an angel spinning around and singing bringing light to the world? Oh, by the way have you ever had a vaccine? Science saved your life. Ever been hospitalized? Hope you don't in the future, because believing that science is fake would mean it would be "ungodly" to receive any medical attention whatsoever. I mean, it's not like a defibrillator has been "proven' to work so we'll just let you die. Silly science. Do you wear contacts or eyeglasses? Science. If you wear contacts and don't believe in science, then wouldn't that be "sinful" as well? Silly science. True Christians believe that God created the world. And that world is fascinating and created. As in, it was formed in a particular and fascinating way. We are fearfully and wonderfully made.
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This book is right up your alley. Free promotion running all weekend.

Amazing insight into overlooked but obvious subjects.
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This book is right up your alley. Free promotion running all weekend.

Amazing insight into overlooked but obvious subjects.

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Want to test this "theory" out you prick.

You lay down on the floor and let someone drop a bowling ball on your head. Science says its going to be pretty fucking painful.

Anyway shows how daft you are as you contradict your own title half way through your mushroom induced rant.

Don't bother to give yourself a big fucking slap. You will probably miss.
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independent reviews of "peer reviewed scientific research" has shown that as much as 90% of it has been faked, falsified or otherwise fraudulently produced

NINETY PERCENT

NINE OUT OF TEN papers are BULLSHIT
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Science is wrong because it assumes nothing makes sense and studies things in a sepparate way... esoteric sciences are the true sciences, astrology, alchemy, etc. they understand the universe as a whole.

Basically:
there is ONE truth
reality is subjective
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Oh wow. I can't handle this post right now lol


But hey, at least science CAN admit sometimes it is wrong, and a better answer/theory has come to be. Religion just outright denies EVERYTHING...
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Really because in my experience I find it is science minded people who deny everything that doesn't neatly fit into their equation.


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Funny how people need evidence for things. Perhaps we should just eschew science(evidence) for things and just believe in unfounded wacky bullshit like you.
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Yesterday I posted a link to the crisis in Japan and how screwed this world is by the pending doom that is coming thanks to TPTB.
[link to offgridsurvival.com]


After reading the many responses in the thread that it spawned.... Thread: EXPERTS WARNING - FATE OF THE WORLD depends on Japan’s Fukushima Reactor 4 ....

I have come to the conclusion that the real problem here is SCIENCE and how they have duped the public into believing they have the answers.

People have been so conditioned to believe everything "scientific" that they forget to ask real fucking questions!


Science has almost become the new religion.
People are so willing to have faith and believe everything "scientific" that they have lost all ability to reason.

What's really ironic about that, is that most of these same people are often extremely Anti-Religion and openly mock those of faith. Yet, they buy into everything that science has to say without ever questioning anything they hear.

The fact is most Science is WRONG.
It's a bunch of theories that are often replaced by new theories that will eventually be replaced by even smarter theories from some dipshit academic who has no clue about life. In the end all they are left with are theories.

I for one don't believe shit when someone tells me something has been scientifically proven. To me all that means is that some close-minded eggheaded bastard believes his theories to be above all other theories and screw anyone that says otherwise.

This Nuclear disaster should show you how smart these eggheads actually are. Not one of them among the bunch can come up with a viable way to fix the problem and not one of them thought it was a good idea to have a plan to fix ta scenario like this before they built the technology.

It comes down to a fundamental flaw in mankind. No one knows what the hell they are doing but we all try really fucking hard to pretend that we do.

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well written and amusing, i;ve heard this before said by manypeople, but not as simply/clearly put as this before
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My eyes were opened when obama stole election 4 years ago. Fake moon landings. Earth is flat. Not spinning. Mars landing fake. These things a absolutley fact. But. Im a 1 percenter to believe this. World has been dupped
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NOT ALL SCIENCE IS WRONG. Gross exageration of a pee body mind.

Your also conditioned. Conditioned to think that everything is wrong. You've been hanging out on GLP too long.
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We must declare WAR ON SCIENCE! Embrace your ignorance! Give in to fear-mongers and buy-buy-buy the products they're selling you! Yes, yes, good sheep! BAAAAAA!!!

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Mein gott! This is not what OP is saying at all.

On a related note-
I read Denialism awhile ago and the guy did his best to explain how wrong it is to fear science and scientists, which I conceptually agree with.
But the meat of the matter (to me) was totally ignored - that who is funding and deciding the direction of the science can be very scary indeed!
Don't mind that predator industries like casino groups fund neurobiology research, don't care that the oil and gas industry employs the best of the best at their state of the art labs, and same with all large death-dealing industries.
When something practical and useable is discovered, it's shuffled away never to be heard of again. Most recent example I remember is the "skin gun" that heals horrific burns in a few days as if nothing had happened. Cheap and easy tech, life changing for people destroyed by burns, but it isn't being used in any significant way. There are at least hundreds of examples like that.
I see that science is used against, rather than for mankind.
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All it will take is a solar event on the same scale as 1859 and then all the nuclear power plants will be melting down.But all the experts that backed the official 911 story proves "science " is trumped by politics.
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The fact is most Science is WRONG.
It's a bunch of theories that are often replaced by new theories that will eventually be replaced by even smarter theories from some dipshit academic who has no clue about life. In the end all they are left with are theories.
 Quoting: ScienceisStupid 7119213


The simple fact remains that because of the scientific method nothing in science can be comparable to doctrine within religion.

There are no sacred "truths", just the most rational and best fitting explanations we currently have. And to be honest that is a rather good thing simply because doctrine only causes problems when new information becomes available (eg. the reaction of Christian fundamentalists when Galileo essentially discredited geocentrism or the reaction of Christian fundamentalists on how evolution essentially discredits the idea that a god created humans out of mud).
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AND when will you stop using the net, electricity, transportation other than a horse and buggy, the grocery store because trucks bring the food, etc etc etc?

OP nobody should make mistakes or challenges what is status quot and find out they're correct because something new was found?

Like I asked before when will you stop using EVERYTHING you know as normal? I'll bet you have or use cell phones now don't you?

AAAAHHHHHH I know you're twelve and thought it would be cool to complain RIGHT?
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"Science without Religion Is Lame, Religion without Science Is Blind" -Einstein

True religion will reflect science and vice-versa.
Some theories are pseudo-science, such as evolution and
are put under the "science umbrella".

The apostle Paul calls it,“science falsely so called."
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I do agree with at least the idea that people accept science too easily.

When was the last time you or someone you knew actually proved anything the science community has proposed?

Hardly anyone does. Science comes from a position of "authority" and people simply believe whatever is told to them.

And of course there is so much knowledge out there that it is impossible for any person to have the full picture of how things work, let alone even a small fraction of that whole which I'd imagine looks infinite to our puny minds.
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AND when will you stop using the net, electricity, transportation other than a horse and buggy, the grocery store because trucks bring the food, etc etc etc?

OP nobody should make mistakes or challenges what is status quot and find out they're correct because something new was found?

Like I asked before when will you stop using EVERYTHING you know as normal? I'll bet you have or use cell phones now don't you?

AAAAHHHHHH I know you're twelve and thought it would be cool to complain RIGHT?
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And also to your line of thinking....

What will you do when all of those pieces of technology eventually fail? All technology has done is ensure most people will die should our infrastructure come crashing down.
They lack even basic skills on how to live with nature because they believe science and technology will always be there to wipe their ass.
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Indeed. Another Carrington event from the sun and technology is over.
It'll be like 300 years ago, only the difference being- they knew how to live that way back then..we don't.

Well, the majority wouldn't have a clue anyway.
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