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Everything you need to know about the illuminati. In one book.

 
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Everything you need to know about the illuminati. In one book.
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Everything you read in the tabloids is true! Aliens regularly visit Earth, and are in contact with high government officials.

The Men in Black are everywhere, and will snatch you from your home if you ask too many questions or just see something you shouldn't see.

Orbital Mind Control satellites cruise the skies, influencing international politics and deciding the fates of billions.

The Gnomes of Zurich control the world's monetary supply, and manipulate it to fit their own sinister plans.

The world is such a complex web of secrets, mysteries and conspiracies that nobody really knows what is happening. But everyone in power lies . . . all the time.

The only real way to protect yourself is to join the conspiracy. But even then, you'll never know who is pulling your strings.

Everything you know is a lie. Everything you suspect is true. The world is a very strange place.
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Re: Everything you need to know about the illuminati. In one book.
All law is codified revenge.

Did you know that "gullible" isn't in the dictionary? Look it up.

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

If winning doesn't matter, why keep score?

Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder.

Smash the state, and have a nice day.

Abandon all hope ye who PRESS ENTER here.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Thoughts good! Slogans bad! Thoughts good! Slogans bad!

Gotta run, my government's collapsing.

A friend is someone you call to help you move. A real friend is someone you call to help you move a body.

Defeat is worse than death, because you have to live with defeat.

Eschew obfuscation!

Someone you trust is one of us . . .

This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been a real emergency, you would all be dead by now.

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