All law is codified revenge.

Did you know that "gullible" isn't in the dictionary? Look it up.

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

If winning doesn't matter, why keep score?

Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder.

Smash the state, and have a nice day.

Abandon all hope ye who PRESS ENTER here.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Thoughts good! Slogans bad! Thoughts good! Slogans bad!

Gotta run, my government's collapsing.

A friend is someone you call to help you move. A real friend is someone you call to help you move a body.

Defeat is worse than death, because you have to live with defeat.

Eschew obfuscation!

Someone you trust is one of us . . .

This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been a real emergency, you would all be dead by now.

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