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Are you a thread killer?

 
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thread kill

live streaming

not many live streaming thread kills

then agin, not many me either

humbler then most, probably the most humble ever

All replies might as well give their address and phone numbers to the KGB

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So many good posts to comment on :)

Penny the Pig - love it.

Jasper - does that mean you'll be living in London? How will that be after a small town in Scotland? Think you'll like it?

A Friend . . . the dog story - love when things work out that way.

BxMac - what happened to the ending of the boots story? haha.

The healthy juicing - it's just because I abuse myself so much on the weekends - I try to balance it out ;)

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I can't see it as a proof of that, as I don't believe in "God", but I really, really liked your story.

hf
 Quoting: Who.


Thank you Who.
 Quoting: A Friend


I had a puppy, once. Well, we've always had dogs at my parents' home, but this one was my first dog in my house. He died. He suffered so much... It was my first and my last (I promised him when I buried him). :'-(
 Quoting: Who.


I'm sorry Who. Are you sure another dog wont make you feel better? Cat, Bird? Fish?
 Quoting: A Friend


Not another dog. I promised him. :-) I might see my parents' dogs (my nephews, lol), but I won't buy/have another dog in my home, as MY dog.

On other animals, I don't think I would like to have any of them. And I do love animals, but...
Weirdness isn't weird, here.
So... no need to go "O_o"... but I can't help going O_o the most of the time!
To O_o or not to O_o?
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Yes I am. However, it's not on purpose. I just digress a lot.


baffle
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Welcome to the official thread killers thread. You have friends here.
 Quoting: A Friend


hf
Weirdness isn't weird, here.
So... no need to go "O_o"... but I can't help going O_o the most of the time!
To O_o or not to O_o?
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I have an interesting story about our pets. We have had a miniature pincer for about 4 years. One day she was barking at a dog outside so we went out to say hi and it was a little tan Chihuahua. I said to the owner, "look they could be friends." The owner then directly handed the leash straight to me.

She said she had to get rid of her and this was her last walk around the block. So we now had two dogs!

One day my son was playing with her outside and she didn't have a leash on. The dog who's name was chloe ran straight into the street and was hit and then run over by a car right in front of my son. Needless to say he was devastated.

Often he would ask for another dog but the timing never seemed quite right. I like to take on rescues. After a while he stopped asking until one day he asked again, "Mom, I REALLY want another dog."

The very next day I was in a meeting and a man in the meeting said he was getting rid of his dog and taking it to the pound that day. I said, "I'll take it. I don't care what kind it is, I'll take it."

Turns out she was a tan dog who was half Chihuahua and half miniature pincer and her name was zoe.

I know that is truly proof that God is always taking care of us even in the smallest details.
 Quoting: A Friend


I can't see it as a proof of that, as I don't believe in "God", but I really, really liked your story.

hf
 Quoting: Who.


Thank you Who.
 Quoting: A Friend


I had a puppy, once. Well, we've always had dogs at my parents' home, but this one was my first dog in my house. He died. He suffered so much... It was my first and my last (I promised him when I buried him). :'-(
 Quoting: Who.


It's hard to get over. I had a beagle once that suffered so much from epilepsy. There was a Buddhist vet who came to the house to see him and when I asked about putting him out of his misery, he replied 'I have a brother with the same thing, and we just take care of him.' Well that's what I did but it was painful.

tissue
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I can understand that promise to your dog, Who. Good to be a man of word.

Nice to read you.
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Pease, sowmEwone

llessaeem i lthink he hads lost his misin
close thise thread, cloise and notify moderateer and police


pleasae dear gtod in hewaqven rtyj rweytjytutj

hep3epl hlrp-[ mr, , sos ,retu nm




What the ^%$&^%*&^?

get off and gdet back to the miutah^%$&*(*&
sorry for the interuption , ol crazy gal



i can now discern thread that the thread starter will remove. not the obvious ones tho

thats to easy and cheating

and not fair

but the ones the starter will remove

that makes me somewhat of a hero or somethng ,

but a humble one that is psychic humble , humble about things that haven;t happend

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I can't see it as a proof of that, as I don't believe in "God", but I really, really liked your story.

hf
 Quoting: Who.


Thank you Who.
 Quoting: A Friend


I had a puppy, once. Well, we've always had dogs at my parents' home, but this one was my first dog in my house. He died. He suffered so much... It was my first and my last (I promised him when I buried him). :'-(
 Quoting: Who.


It's hard to get over. I had a beagle once that suffered so much from epilepsy. There was a Buddhist vet who came to the house to see him and when I asked about putting him out of his misery, he replied 'I have a brother with the same thing, and we just take care of him.' Well that's what I did but it was painful.

tissue
 Quoting: Sloane


I can understand that promise to your dog, Who. Good to be a man of word.

Nice to read you.
 Quoting: BxMac


Thanks, Sloane and BxMac.

This is the thread I created, remembering him:
www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1818994/

I just checked (very quickly, since I can't stare at them for a long time) if the pictures were still my childs'. :-D
Weirdness isn't weird, here.
So... no need to go "O_o"... but I can't help going O_o the most of the time!
To O_o or not to O_o?
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Johnny Thunder! Ace thread killer. Thought you might be in an Eastern Bloc nation by now working in a print shop given your CIA connections. The red river runs at dawn. Yeah, I know you heard that before. You're not the only one hooked to the spooks. Boo, bitch.

Don't have the demon curse thing down like you. I just swing chickens over my head when doing laundry and use a monkey's paw as a back scratcher ("You scratch my back, Mr. Bonzo, and I'll look for the rest of your arm." or sometimes a down home thing, "Aw paw, I'm sorry the rest of you git up and git. I reckon we'll find your little monkey body sum dees days.").

So leave my French sub alone. And have me audited by your pals at the IRS. They got bigger parties and teas to bag than me. And Lipton. In Boston. With pressure cookers.

I'm serious, man. Mojo, bad ju-ju, CIA, KGB, IRS, Hyena playing, thread killer.

Don't mess with me. I don't play. All day. Can you dig that, Cyrus?
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Yes I am. However, it's not on purpose. I just digress a lot.


baffle
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Welcome to the official thread killers thread. You have friends here.
 Quoting: A Friend


hf
 Quoting: Who.


Why thank you darlins. Happy to be here.
Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world.

Whatever feels good to your soul, do that.
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Everything I love is on the table . . .


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wind up, pitch , thread kill

that's what it is

i see "christian storm troopers for higher thought"

thread

that could mean aquinas, spinoza, write in latin, a tad of greek to show i am humble and only hebrew for bible refernces

one metho0d of thread kill is encountering like a "Destrioy the IRS" or somethng

i use like "i am John, IRS, oh sorry for trying to feed my kids"

then muslim attack threadsare ez too. its like "hey, i am aq 10 year old muslim with a bad leg, appreciate you saying i should be &^%&*^*(*(&))(

thats what it is

humble, pure, final

(all replies are being watched by GOD )

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Hyena man . . . how do you think God likes your posts telling us all about something horrible that will happen if we post? And it's just a downer, you know?

Lighten up . . . I don't want to do voodoo on you, ahaha ;)
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06/03/2013 07:38 PM
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Johnny's a loose bottle-rocket, Sloaney. You can't talk sense to him. The boy's got more dollars cents. IRS sell-out. Paycheck Prostitute. A loose bottle-rocket with no respect for the fuse. That's are little Johnny. Johnny fusion. A regular rocket man. So he says. Clearly, space isn't enough. Wants the sub kill. Bastard. Those with eyes to see. Nothing good can come from this, Sloane. Nada.

Thanks for asking about the boots. I'm an old time hoofer and pretty comfortable with the shave and a haircut skip. I slapped-on the boots because of the pictures you posted. Looked like a midget had died. Just saw boots and the tin foil hat (can't all be Rhinestone Cowboys, can we Glen?). Little guy gone.

So I started with Joey and him wanting to die in his boots. But I didn't like him (who wears cowboy boots in the Bronx and what foster home is going keep the little Dicksonian waif in new boots?) and really had no interest in what he was going to do. I liked Margaret though. The way she'd take Joey's arm. I could she she loved wildly. Burned. Like a saint. But no fire in her eyes, just freckles on her face. I was going to have her brother steal from her parents leaving the family destitute, and dependent on Joey, but I had to stick with the boots. But Margaret I liked.

I was going wrap it up with Joey placing his boots under the bed so he'd have to get on his knees to retreive them each morning. A ritual. A reminder. The good, the bad and the ugly. Grace. Wrap it up with him meeting Sergio Leone's bastard son. In the Waverly theatre. But I just didn't care what happened to Joey. So it fizzled and went flat. Screw Joey and the boots he walked in on.

Now I've got bigger fish to fry. I've got this Johnny so far up my ass with the submarine thing, my dead grandfather knows him. Screw Johnny too, I'm so sick of him talking about his kids. "Oh, I do it for the kids." You'd think he was the first. Sell-out. I hope a hyena lopes up and bites him in his sub-killing, kid-whining ass. Curser. Speller. Audit boy.

I mean it, Johnny. I'm not playing. You get me? Back the f off. Get me?
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06/03/2013 07:53 PM
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emu wtf




Johnny is tormenting you Bx?
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:emu wtf:




Johnny is tormenting you Bx?
 Quoting: K.Kool


Hey did you just wake up? Haha I guess you never know what you're gonna find here.

That's the best part about this thread.

:kidsdogs:
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It sure is Sloane, lol, it's probably why our fame just keeps on growing :)

I've been awake for a while, but been out there in the wider GLP land, battling the freemasons again, and reading.

Where you live sounds like a lot of fun, can't wait to see it in action, real life flesh etc.
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lol

actually it would be really funny if the psychic threat and curse thing worked

and it killed a thread

lol

thread kill'n

arrow lean, with pathos

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Don't hold your breath on that one Johnny, this thread isn't for the feeble

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Don't hold your breath on that one Johnny, this thread isn't for the feeble

5a
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nope it's for Cats!
But Lord, he stinketh!

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"When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040
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06/03/2013 08:36 PM
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And teh kittehs.
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Hey, Koolio. Haven't seen you for a time. Missed you, sister. How's the new digs?

Regarding Johnny, he's aces in my book. I love a good, slightly off-center mind and that thread killer Johnny's got just that. Right on point somewhere off center. Depending on how many smokes he bummed that day. And if he cut his ex-girlfriend's lawn wearing a trenchcoat. With pigeons in the sleeves. At 7:00 a.m. While she's sleeping with another man. Wearing Johnny's pajamas. And Lone Ranger sleep mask. Talking in his sleep and calling himself Wicked Smith. Although I prefer 'sane smith.' After the tag artist in my neighborhood. A legend. Of the can and clacking ball. Up there with 'PK Kid.' A prince in exile. Working train trestles and overpasses.

Johnny and I shot down a fly swatter thread (at least I think it was Johnny by the tone and tenor, but the guy can change a proxy quicker than a racoon climbs a pole so I can't be certain) a few days back and I'm still catching my breath. The guy's quick. He's a mover, a shaker, and probably a Morman.

So that's my dealio, Koolio. How's your daughter? Doing ok I hope. Your wine tour gig sounds like a good time. As you wrote, easy money is nice in hand.

Best to you and good to see/read you.
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Yes I am. However, it's not on purpose. I just digress a lot.


baffle
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


Welcome to the official thread killers thread. You have friends here.
 Quoting: A Friend


hf
 Quoting: Who.


Why thank you darlins. Happy to be here.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


I'm pretty sure you'll like it here Ms. SD.....fairly calm and yet on the edge. Ya never know, but we take it all in.
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"Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"!

"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

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Jasper, I've got everything crossed that I can possibly cross for ya!!!!!!
:Canadian F::State of Texas:

"Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"!

"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

"The markets will determine the fate of government intervention, not government intervening in the market".
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Nice to see you DB I was wondering where you were you were at.
But Lord, he stinketh!

:fnecsm:

"When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040
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Nice to see you DB I was wondering where you were you were at.
 Quoting: A Friend


Little bit of golf for the last four days. I deserve to sleep.
:Canadian F::State of Texas:

"Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"!

"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

"The markets will determine the fate of government intervention, not government intervening in the market".
A Friend

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Nice to see you DB I was wondering where you were you were at.
 Quoting: A Friend


Little bit of golf for the last four days. I deserve to sleep.
 Quoting: DeadBeacon


Golf is good. Sleep is good.
But Lord, he stinketh!

:fnecsm:

"When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040
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Nice to see you DB I was wondering where you were you were at.
 Quoting: A Friend


Little bit of golf for the last four days. I deserve to sleep.
 Quoting: DeadBeacon


Golf is good. Sleep is good.
 Quoting: A Friend


Your Blessings are appreciated.......albeit...................a..............lit​tle............................................to............​.............................................................​..................................late....







...just kidding, I'm OK for awhile.

Last Edited by DeadBeacon on 06/03/2013 10:41 PM
:Canadian F::State of Texas:

"Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"!

"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

"The markets will determine the fate of government intervention, not government intervening in the market".
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thank god

they are gone

(and three thread kills - cause of my humility, pure, constant)

- between you and me one thing is becoming apparent, poters on here are like evil or somethng

i am like, "praise the lord, la la"

then BAM

vodoo dolls and threats

which is pretty mean

jesus said "don't be mean to strangers"

i guess posters on this thread hate jesus and want to kick me or somethng

one thing for sure - all posters on this thread are more or less saying "hail satan"

and all posts that follow are joining in like a chorus of demons or somethng


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Doesn't that only taste good with sour cream?
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