Are you a thread killer?

Happy Sunday killers!

Hello, Killers -

It's hotter than the hammers of hell here and the sun is burning devil's tats on the mad dogs, Englishmen, and all others lingering too long in the noonday sun. Even at the ocean, the heat's got a sinister bead on the land fish, "Jumping in the water ovah heah, boss."

Koolio, is 'crosses burn holes in men's eyes' a Kool original? If so, it needs to be shouted from the rooftops. What a powerful sentence. If it isn't, then I'm an ill-read twit and would love to know from whence it sprang.

If it is yours, Koolio, I bow before you. And if it's not, I still bow before you, sister.

Hope this finds all well and happy (love the pics of the life-giving invention, Sloaney and I'm happy you got yourself a grill, Friend...also good to see you, Jasper, and hope the London gig is going well and Water is simply a stone-cold killer).

Until we speak, all good things to all.

I had a hunch you guys were baking over there, hence the tits n bums smiley :)
And because, I'll be doing that soon too, going to Broome on a holiday with my daughter




Thanks Mac, yes it's a Koolio original, it just sprung into my mind, through no effort of my own, so not sure how much credit I can claim.

Stay cool, your very kool mind needs it ;)

Good to see you, Kool. Wow, that's a wonderful turn of words, my friend. Please don't let that join the "yellowed" pile. It's a shining dime, indeed.

I have no aspirations to write, but I enjoy language and words. There's a story about James Joyce (he was a very painful and particular writer) where a friend happened-in on him and saw that Joyce had written six words on the page.

"How wonderful, James," the friend exclaimed. "You have six words on the page!"

To which Joyce was said to respond sullenly, "Yes, but I don't know how to order them."

That said, you have no need to change the order of your words in that sentence, Koolio.

Good great stuff.

and there i was, all bored as bat shit.. and then BAM! plane crash... fek that is some classy shit right there, and no-one seriously injured..... wtf.... beer....

and there i was, all bored as bat shit.. and then BAM! plane crash... fek that is some classy shit right there, and no-one seriously injured..... wtf.... beer....

Johnny! Good to see you, the real axe man. Hope the holiday weekend treated you and yours well. Will we have the good fortune of an end of weekend Johnny jam marathon?

In any event, always a pleasure to see and read you. As always, good things to you, brother.

And I forgot, 'Machine Unstoppable' was the stuff, Johnny. I wanted to rob a bank or brinks' truck with that hyena jam in my ear.

I claim the 24 hour kill here.

While I know it won't last, unless you've all been raptured, can I at least get a minature thread kill trophy? Something with an Irish twist other than booze.

Victory is mine!

The cat now has 7 lives... I wonder where Who. is. This thread officially dies when the sings.

I've killed it too. I figure since the thread won't die until Who. dies we can at least give it nine lives.

My kill...

Thread: Are you a thread killer? (Page 244)

You may now join the ranks of the immortal thread killers! Number 2. :D

You're the bomb, Friend. How goes the world? Hope this finds you, your boys, and your brother happy and hopeful.

As always, the best to you, D.

Thank you my fellow TK'er. My world is going great. Hope has become my middle name. My brother may have a job soon so that is good news. I haven't heard much from my boys but they have both survived boot camp and my oldest son who has become a Marine thinks he will be off to Japan.

Congratulations on your kill of the most difficult thread here to kill, patience and perserverance always wins out. :D

Hope . . .

:shinesthru:

Heading out of town for a week in the morning, but wanted to say hi! before I go, and thinking of you all.

Talk to you when you get back Sloane. Have a wonderful trip and most of all have fun.

As a reminder, we're getting very close now to page 444 and forget who (not Who.!) took ownership 3-4 months ago...I remember wanting 333 and I think it was A Friend that spoke up for "444"!?

Did I get that right??

Bravo Bx!!!

I looked everywhere for an Irish twist trophy, but alas, not yet, they all had alcohol, lol

I have huge titties

Great news about your boobies, Anon AC. I'm sure your family loves them.

Stay strong and carry-on and if you have any friends fuck them too.

U know ur wife is great to fuck

Yes you are correct my friend. We should have a celebratory party for making it so far with so many good people.

you know I don't think of you as a moran but this is the only medal I could find :D

Moran is a good Irish name I think.

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hmm

Oh, so you know my wife, AC? Man, you get around. Between your charitable work out of bus station stalls and your Saturday night drag extravaganza
it's a wonder you've got the time or inclination for anything else.

I'll be sure to convey your kind sentiments to my wife (certain she'll be thrilled to receive a compliment from a memorable and well-spoken prince such as yerself). Not certain if she knew you before you got the boobies, but I'm sure she'll be happy to hear you're going all the way and that your life is now one big (no disrespect to your boobies) divertissement and fabulous flight of fancy.

Hope your upcoming rough trade round-up goes off without a hitch (unless, of course, you're pulling hitches out of your turning bag of tricks). Remember to continue to get those monthly medical check-ups. The world would be the worse without your stimulating mind and sterling sense of humor.

The wife just walked-in (she assured me the pool boy beside her was simply looking for some garden work) and I showed her your post. She thinks she might remember you from her time in Australia. Did you ever go by the name, Pooftah?

I'll take it, Friend. Knew a lot of Morans as a kid and all were great fun. So a medal on a ribbon with the Moran name will do just fine. I'll hang it over my fireplace or around the neck of our new pool boy.

Thanks, again, sister. I never medaled in anything and certainly not in the affairs of other people (although, I'm really starting to dislike that fucking pool boy).

Dead!

Thread: I'm a Paid Shell

whoa.

Wish I got paid to be a shell.

I recently saw what shells were paid. I was shell shocked. Big coin for those kids.

Looks like we're all going to shell in a handbasket.