Anyone who posts after me is subject to the following terms:

1. That by posting, you agree that your post is in fact MY post, and it is as if I have actually posted, not you.

2. Seeing that you acknowledge this by the act of posting, I have now been granted a 100% guarantee of being the thread killer, no matter how many others decide to post after me.

You should all just make it easy on yourselves and do not post anything else, but if you wish to still waste your time, I still win regardless.

Sincerely

Ultimus Threadkiller Esq.