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Are you a thread killer?

 
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heartbeat
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my flend i love you xxx
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i don`t mean love ya love ya,i mean i think ya great and whats known in d trade as a good flend :)
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as i keep sayin "A tree is known by it fruit`s
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rex
 Quoting: paul 31082957


thankyou
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I know a paul from England. Paul, do you play golf?
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story time :) (true story)
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i`ll call it.....The day i got cut twice and did`t bleed...
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1992 this happened the same place as the healin,in my last story,i was workin in d prison shoe factory,and this guy called Tom also worked there,one day as we was all workin away,the front page of the sun news paper (uk news paper)was "Fergie has baby and calls her Bertix",so i read it and shout over to Tom "what are u londoner`s like,namin a baby that",i said that cause i knew he was from London.Tom then shouted back and every one laughted at what he said(i can`t remember what he said) anyway i go and sit next to this Tom,who was workin on a machine,and i`m flickin through the paper as he works away,Tom then said "give me ya hand",i thought he was gonna read my palm or something,but he grabbed the tips of my fingers and my palm was open,he then using his work knife(extra sharp to cut the leather)stuck the tip of the knife into my palm about 6mm deep then he continued to slice my palm open RIGHT ACROSS,i could see the white fatty tissue under my skin and i was waiting for blood to gush out any second now,i blinked and when i opened my eyes there was no open gash,but just a scratch across my palm,i thought cause the knife is so sharp i`d be able to open the wound again by pullin it apart by my fingers,tryed that didn`t open up,so i was shock my head side to side as if it didn`t happen,as i shock my head,he said "u still don`t believe" then he said "give me your other hand,so i did,cause it DIDN`T hurt the first time,so again he grabbed my finger tips and done the same again,this time i wasn`t gonna blink cause i didn`t see how the wound closed back up,so he stuck the knife tip into my skin and continued to slice through my skin across my palm,only this time as he cut the skin it would zip up like a zip does,done my head right in,i can`t even tell u what he said after cause you`d never believe it..........................................
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I know a paul from England. Paul, do you play golf?
 Quoting: A Friend


no but i once had this great golf ball,it floated in water,it glowed in the dark,it even made a whistling noise when ya lose it,some one once asked me where i got it from
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and i told um i found it
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Cletus come!


Now you have three.

No, not you cletus. The other cletus over there.
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lmao lmao lmao

More smileys sil vous plait! Merci!
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story time :) (true story)
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i`ll call it.....The day i got cut twice and did`t bleed...
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1992 this happened the same place as the healin,in my last story,i was workin in d prison shoe factory,and this guy called Tom also worked there,one day as we was all workin away,the front page of the sun news paper (uk news paper)was "Fergie has baby and calls her Bertix",so i read it and shout over to Tom "what are u londoner`s like,namin a baby that",i said that cause i knew he was from London.Tom then shouted back and every one laughted at what he said(i can`t remember what he said) anyway i go and sit next to this Tom,who was workin on a machine,and i`m flickin through the paper as he works away,Tom then said "give me ya hand",i thought he was gonna read my palm or something,but he grabbed the tips of my fingers and my palm was open,he then using his work knife(extra sharp to cut the leather)stuck the tip of the knife into my palm about 6mm deep then he continued to slice my palm open RIGHT ACROSS,i could see the white fatty tissue under my skin and i was waiting for blood to gush out any second now,i blinked and when i opened my eyes there was no open gash,but just a scratch across my palm,i thought cause the knife is so sharp i`d be able to open the wound again by pullin it apart by my fingers,tryed that didn`t open up,so i was shock my head side to side as if it didn`t happen,as i shock my head,he said "u still don`t believe" then he said "give me your other hand,so i did,cause it DIDN`T hurt the first time,so again he grabbed my finger tips and done the same again,this time i wasn`t gonna blink cause i didn`t see how the wound closed back up,so he stuck the knife tip into my skin and continued to slice through my skin across my palm,only this time as he cut the skin it would zip up like a zip does,done my head right in,i can`t even tell u what he said after cause you`d never believe it..........................................
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yoda
 Quoting: paul 31082957


If it's true, it is an awesome story.



5a
But Lord, he stinketh!

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"When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040
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story time :) (true story)
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i`ll call it.....The day i got cut twice and did`t bleed...
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1992 this happened the same place as the healin,in my last story,i was workin in d prison shoe factory,and this guy called Tom also worked there,one day as we was all workin away,the front page of the sun news paper (uk news paper)was "Fergie has baby and calls her Bertix",so i read it and shout over to Tom "what are u londoner`s like,namin a baby that",i said that cause i knew he was from London.Tom then shouted back and every one laughted at what he said(i can`t remember what he said) anyway i go and sit next to this Tom,who was workin on a machine,and i`m flickin through the paper as he works away,Tom then said "give me ya hand",i thought he was gonna read my palm or something,but he grabbed the tips of my fingers and my palm was open,he then using his work knife(extra sharp to cut the leather)stuck the tip of the knife into my palm about 6mm deep then he continued to slice my palm open RIGHT ACROSS,i could see the white fatty tissue under my skin and i was waiting for blood to gush out any second now,i blinked and when i opened my eyes there was no open gash,but just a scratch across my palm,i thought cause the knife is so sharp i`d be able to open the wound again by pullin it apart by my fingers,tryed that didn`t open up,so i was shock my head side to side as if it didn`t happen,as i shock my head,he said "u still don`t believe" then he said "give me your other hand,so i did,cause it DIDN`T hurt the first time,so again he grabbed my finger tips and done the same again,this time i wasn`t gonna blink cause i didn`t see how the wound closed back up,so he stuck the knife tip into my skin and continued to slice through my skin across my palm,only this time as he cut the skin it would zip up like a zip does,done my head right in,i can`t even tell u what he said after cause you`d never believe it..........................................
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yoda
 Quoting: paul 31082957


If it's true, it is an awesome story.



5a
 Quoting: A Friend


Here is a little ov what he told me after
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he said "we are here to stop man destroyin them selfs until ALL the prophecies are forfilled,i asked "oh yer and how do u do that??" he said we "head-hop",at that point my brain couldn`t take any more imfo,so i walked away shakin my head........
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the next day he head-hoped me,we was in this shoe factory again and it was the end of the shift and every one was finnishin off what they was doin,this factory was a big unit,anyway the next day after him slicin me up :) (literally) i`m at one end of the unit,and this black guy called Charlie threw Toms knife at me,i had my back to Charlie,and ya know when ya eye twitches and ya can`t stop it twitchin,well kindda the same my top of my arm done a big twitch,and i could see my hand come up and grab at air at the back of my head,this moving of my hand to grab at the back of my head was not me doin it,i just felt the big twitch at the top of my arm,anyway as my hand came down i see a long knife in my hand,i court this knife millimeters away from the back of my skull,i mean millimeters,and i court the blade in my hand so as i opened my hand i thoughti must have cut my fingers,but no so i looked at Tom and he was laughtin loud..................
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I'm over here scratching my head. I have to re-read it later.

Last Edited by A Friend on 12/29/2012 08:46 PM
But Lord, he stinketh!

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How long ago did these things happen?


time
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Why did Tom take Charlie's knife?
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Why did Tom take Charlie's knife?
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Strike that. Reverse it.


reverse
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Why did Tom take Charlie's knife?
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no Charlie borrowed Toms knife or seen it on this side near him and threw it at me,or Tom head-hoped Charlie to throw knife at me,i don`t know,i just know i caught a knife at the back of my head,without knowin it was comin or anything,
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Why did Tom take Charlie's knife?
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no Charlie borrowed Toms knife or seen it on this side near him and threw it at me,or Tom head-hoped Charlie to throw knife at me,i don`t know,i just know i caught a knife at the back of my head,without knowin it was comin or anything,
 Quoting: paul 31082957


head-hopped?
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Why did Tom take Charlie's knife?
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no Charlie borrowed Toms knife or seen it on this side near him and threw it at me,or Tom head-hoped Charlie to throw knife at me,i don`t know,i just know i caught a knife at the back of my head,without knowin it was comin or anything,
 Quoting: paul 31082957


1992 this happened and when i got out of prison,i kept tellin my mates about this and none ov um believed me :( so me my brother and 1 other friend got in a car and went to see this Charlie to ask him if it happened,Charlie lived in a town called Bedford,i didn`t know where Charlie lived,but i knew he was well known in his town,we asked about and some black guy said go to this pub and you`ll get to see him,so we get to this pub and its full of black people we are the ONLY 3 white people in there,and my brother had loads a gold jewellery on him and these black were wantin to rob us,but Charlie was a big crack dealer,and cause Charlie was afraid to come to the pub,cause he thought i was there for revenge,lol so i left it at that and left the pub unscaved :),the ironic thing is me and Charlie got on well b4 he threw the knife at me,but after he done that i had to keep away from him cause he was dangerous,
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Why did Tom take Charlie's knife?
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no Charlie borrowed Toms knife or seen it on this side near him and threw it at me,or Tom head-hoped Charlie to throw knife at me,i don`t know,i just know i caught a knife at the back of my head,without knowin it was comin or anything,
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head-hopped?
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head-hop,body-hop call it what ever,
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no Charlie borrowed Toms knife or seen it on this side near him and threw it at me,or Tom head-hoped Charlie to throw knife at me,i don`t know,i just know i caught a knife at the back of my head,without knowin it was comin or anything,
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head-hopped?
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never heard ov a head burglar
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no Charlie borrowed Toms knife or seen it on this side near him and threw it at me,or Tom head-hoped Charlie to throw knife at me,i don`t know,i just know i caught a knife at the back of my head,without knowin it was comin or anything,
 Quoting: paul 31082957


head-hopped?
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never heard ov a head burglar
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Deamon
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Its time.
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ohyeah
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booze

I couldn't find the brandy.
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Oh, thank you!
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no Charlie borrowed Toms knife or seen it on this side near him and threw it at me,or Tom head-hoped Charlie to throw knife at me,i don`t know,i just know i caught a knife at the back of my head,without knowin it was comin or anything,
 Quoting: paul 31082957


head-hopped?
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never heard ov a head burglar
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Deamon
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No a deamon is our higher self (all knowin,all seein)
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head-hopped?
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never heard ov a head burglar
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Deamon
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No a deamon is our higher self (all knowin,all seein)
 Quoting: paul 31095631


You asked me if I ever heard of a head burglar. If that isn't a daemon what is?
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teq
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:tequilashot:
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One tequila,





















two tequila,
















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