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Are you a thread killer?

 
A Friend

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I meant you are on the boat. :D
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Ha....Ha.... i'm a little bit stoned tonight.. and obviously a little slow...

stoner
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tounge
 Quoting: A Friend


woa
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:lolkitty:
But Lord, he stinketh!

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catnip
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:wordcat:
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That's the cutest thing I've seen in a long while! LOL
But Lord, he stinketh!

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03:03 am for me ........going to bed......

nite
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04/15/2013 10:08 PM
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03:03 am for me ........going to bed......

nite
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Night

shoe kitteh
But Lord, he stinketh!

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"When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040
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Hello, Friend - Read your post and was sorry to see your heart hurt. I don't know you yet, but I have a nicely tuned antenna for knowing good and kind when I come upon them. You seem a good heart. Friend, indeed. Like begets like and, clearly, you've got some good pals here as evidenced by Kool and Jasper circling the wagons. I'm glad you're feeling better.

Running for now. I should have never taken that toaster from Target, but sometimes a man needs toast. And, maybe, orange marmalade. With tea.
Those rent-a- cop loss protection bastards look like they're out of shape, but, man. they're quick.

Best to you, Friend. Hope (and toast, and orange marmalade, and tea) is always on the horizen.
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Hello, Friend - Read your post and was sorry to see your heart hurt. I don't know you yet, but I have a nicely tuned antenna for knowing good and kind when I come upon them. You seem a good heart. Friend, indeed. Like begets like and, clearly, you've got some good pals here as evidenced by Kool and Jasper circling the wagons. I'm glad you're feeling better.

Running for now. I should have never taken that toaster from Target, but sometimes a man needs toast. And, maybe, orange marmalade. With tea.
Those rent-a- cop loss protection bastards look like they're out of shape, but, man. they're quick.

Best to you, Friend. Hope (and toast, and orange marmalade, and tea) is always on the horizen.
 Quoting: BxMac


Thanks a lot. Watch out for those rent a cops I heard they'll come to your home and get the stuff back. :D
But Lord, he stinketh!

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"When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040
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hey A FRIEND?
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hey A FRIEND?
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Yes?
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hey A FRIEND?
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Yes?
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how have our past interactions gone?
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hey A FRIEND?
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Yes?
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how have our past interactions gone?
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Fine. No problems. Did something happen?
But Lord, he stinketh!

:fnecsm:

"When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040
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Fine. No problems. Did something happen?
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no i was just wondering do you admit i am a thread killer?
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Fine. No problems. Did something happen?
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no i was just wondering do you admit i am a thread killer?
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Not on this one. You would have to bring some that you have killed as proof. 24 hour rule.
But Lord, he stinketh!

:fnecsm:

"When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040
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yep, i just killed a thread last night. it got deleted. i love how worthwhile threads just get deleted and "is this alien poop?" threads thrive on this site.
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Safely ensconced in my lair, Friend. Tonight, it's a neighbor's tree house. No rain expected this evening and the roof seems sound. Electrical outlets and a sturdy door that closes. If the five racoons stay on their side of the floor, it should be a good night for us all. All God's creatures great and small (I'm neither great or small, and, truth be told, I haven't been with the racoons long enough to form an opinion, I'm just saying, as creatures, we can be great or small).

If those rent-a-cops do manage to track me down (not likely as one of them tripped on a twig while chasing me and I saw, looking fleetingly over my shoulder as I ran, his two partners struggling to negotiate a piss-poor fireman carry on the poor bastard) they're going to have a hard time getting past the racoons. And while we haven't, as I mentioned before, known each other long, those racoons seem to appreciate the black Zorro mask I wear whenever I boost toasters and other necessary appliances. The Zorro mask, along with my white shoes, have seemingly convinved the racoons I'm some overgrown, idiot, cousin they have a familial obligation to take in. Those racoons don't play and they take the family shit seriously. So far.

To stack the deck (not of the tree house), I've been humming tunes from the White Alblum. The racoons are attentive during "Julia" (although this might be more from manners than appreciation of Lennon's conflicted feelings about his mother), but "Rocky Racoon" brings down the house. Not literally. If you recall, we're all in a tree house and it wouldn't be a good thing to literally bring down the house. We'd wind-up like that rock-a-bye baby. The stuff of scary nusery rhymes. Boo. Poor kid. There's worse. Might have wound-up a rent-a-cop. Yer place yer bets, yer takes yer chances.

But the racoons are with me. Family for tonight. Sly Stone. Sister Sledge. Me. The racoons.

Those coppers wouldn't stand a chance.

And all the two and four-legged bandits say, "Top of the World, Ma!"
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04/16/2013 04:14 AM
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Glad to hear you've cocooned for now Bxmac, I'm wondering
if you might be a novice thief, with those white shoes et al?

Is your story true, a revelation, or are you fictionalizing?
A rather harsh lifestyle you have, if it is true..

hf
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Fine. No problems. Did something happen?
 Quoting: A Friend


no i was just wondering do you admit i am a thread killer?
 Quoting: SoLow99


Not on this one. You would have to bring some that you have killed as proof. 24 hour rule.
 Quoting: A Friend


You know what? A Friend, I'm naming you Keeper of the Threadkillers' Book of Rules.

chorus
Weirdness isn't weird, here.
So... no need to go "O_o"... but I can't help going O_o the most of the time!
To O_o or not to O_o?
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Fine. No problems. Did something happen?
 Quoting: A Friend


no i was just wondering do you admit i am a thread killer?
 Quoting: SoLow99


Not on this one. You would have to bring some that you have killed as proof. 24 hour rule.
 Quoting: A Friend


You know what? A Friend, I'm naming you Keeper of the Threadkillers' Book of Rules.

chorus
 Quoting: Who.



Great decision, oh esteemed OP of this never-ending thread

afro
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04/16/2013 05:58 AM
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Greetings to you Who and Kool. I trust this finds you both well and content.

No sleep on this end yet. No thief on this end either, Kool, but it's a good bet only a novice thief would wear white shoes. A seasoned thief would know white shoes would stick-out during a heist or petty theft.

"Do you remember anything about the man, Miss?"

"He was wearing white shoes. Loafers. They looked like Italian leather. Dyed white, of course."

Had to move from my flop. Those racoons just wouldn't settle-down. Restless and irritable, they were a fidgety bunch. Their eyes shone and they made an unnerving squealing noise. Dangerous. Cruel. And their nails? All night their nails would tic and tac as they skittered across the tree house floor. Kinetic. Violent. Scratches on the planks. Shadows on the wall. After two hours, I was hoping the rent-a-cops would show-up and put me irons.

I had to leave. I found an open shed about a mile away. There are critters in here as well. I can hear them run across the broken glass littering the floor. Tic, tic, tic as they run. But no tac like the racoons. So that's an improvement.
Eliminate the the nuisances one by one. My grandfather loved to play the ponies. He's been dead for decades, but his horses still run. He always said, "Lower the odds in your favor, boy." He'd be proud of me tonight. I brought the tic and tac down to a tic. Not a nervous tic, but one of nature.

Whew, it's a pretty bad time to be a calendar boy.
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Goodwork on the tac Bx, your grandpa taught you well.

I once slept with hermit crabs in a thatch shelter on a beach in Broome, they sure keep you moving, even when fast asleep, lol, goodluck with yours tonight.

Why are you living this way? I'm curious, white shoe misdemeanors notwithstanding ;)

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yep, i just killed a thread last night. it got deleted. i love how worthwhile threads just get deleted and "is this alien poop?" threads thrive on this site.
 Quoting: jmaster


Or how guy kicks friend in arse and kills him gets superpinned?
But Lord, he stinketh!

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"When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040
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Safely ensconced in my lair, Friend. Tonight, it's a neighbor's tree house. No rain expected this evening and the roof seems sound. Electrical outlets and a sturdy door that closes. If the five racoons stay on their side of the floor, it should be a good night for us all. All God's creatures great and small (I'm neither great or small, and, truth be told, I haven't been with the racoons long enough to form an opinion, I'm just saying, as creatures, we can be great or small).

If those rent-a-cops do manage to track me down (not likely as one of them tripped on a twig while chasing me and I saw, looking fleetingly over my shoulder as I ran, his two partners struggling to negotiate a piss-poor fireman carry on the poor bastard) they're going to have a hard time getting past the racoons. And while we haven't, as I mentioned before, known each other long, those racoons seem to appreciate the black Zorro mask I wear whenever I boost toasters and other necessary appliances. The Zorro mask, along with my white shoes, have seemingly convinved the racoons I'm some overgrown, idiot, cousin they have a familial obligation to take in. Those racoons don't play and they take the family shit seriously. So far.

To stack the deck (not of the tree house), I've been humming tunes from the White Alblum. The racoons are attentive during "Julia" (although this might be more from manners than appreciation of Lennon's conflicted feelings about his mother), but "Rocky Racoon" brings down the house. Not literally. If you recall, we're all in a tree house and it wouldn't be a good thing to literally bring down the house. We'd wind-up like that rock-a-bye baby. The stuff of scary nusery rhymes. Boo. Poor kid. There's worse. Might have wound-up a rent-a-cop. Yer place yer bets, yer takes yer chances.

But the racoons are with me. Family for tonight. Sly Stone. Sister Sledge. Me. The racoons.

Those coppers wouldn't stand a chance.

And all the two and four-legged bandits say, "Top of the World, Ma!"
 Quoting: BxMac


Well, you do get yourself into some interesting predicaments. It is a really good thing you have the zorro mask otherwise I don't think the raccoons would have let you stay.

They do say music soothes the savage beast so you are doing well with the music. You'll have to keep it up till they go to sleep I suppose. Oh wait, they're not going to sleep until daytime. You are in for a long night of raccoon partying.

Well, I'm glad you are out of your rain drenched place. The treehouse sounds a bit better. Anyone in NY I consider a neighbor even though I don't live in Boston any longer. So, howdy neighbor... wherever you find yourself.
But Lord, he stinketh!

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Fine. No problems. Did something happen?
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no i was just wondering do you admit i am a thread killer?
 Quoting: SoLow99


Not on this one. You would have to bring some that you have killed as proof. 24 hour rule.
 Quoting: A Friend


You know what? A Friend, I'm naming you Keeper of the Threadkillers' Book of Rules.

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 Quoting: Who.


Thank you Who. I am honored. It is a very hefty position but I feel I am up to the job.

I will make you proud!
But Lord, he stinketh!

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no i was just wondering do you admit i am a thread killer?
 Quoting: SoLow99


Not on this one. You would have to bring some that you have killed as proof. 24 hour rule.
 Quoting: A Friend


You know what? A Friend, I'm naming you Keeper of the Threadkillers' Book of Rules.

chorus
 Quoting: Who.



Great decision, oh esteemed OP of this never-ending thread

afro
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Thank you for your faith in my ability to handle the task.
But Lord, he stinketh!

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"When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040
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On another note...

I was told who my kitty is. The one from my avatar. His name is Zorro (if you can believe that) He was a great kitty who was loved dearly until he died last year of cancer. His owner is happy that he is my avatar.

So, everyone, meet Zorro.
But Lord, he stinketh!

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"When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040
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Zorro is cool.....
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Zorro is cool.....
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Thank you. I think so too. It is nice to have a real connection to him.
But Lord, he stinketh!

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"When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040
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