Johnny you are, and remain, one funny bastard. So damn funny.

"the second was Al jeehera or whatever , some arab news station - appeared on my TV set - on like the CNN channel
no news stroy about it, no mention of it on here"

"Al jeehera or whatever" brought tears to my eyes in the context of the thread.

You and Wikid Smith - the other guy with blessed bite and skewed sensibility here (you might find the other half of the coin on the other) - literally pull such hearty laughter from me that, with great frequency, family members have shouted from other rooms, "What's so funny?"

Thanks, Johnny. A true priviledge to read you.