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How do I brainwash my girlfriend?

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/24/2012 07:48 PM
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How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
I need her to stop losing weight. I want her to stay big. She won't stop going to the gym. It's pissing me off.

damned
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05/24/2012 07:49 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
It's Cause she is Cheating on you PUTO
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05/24/2012 08:23 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
bump
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05/24/2012 08:27 PM
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05/24/2012 08:28 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
there is nothing you can do about anything
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05/24/2012 08:28 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
Make sure to use the heavy cycle.
I am not a anonymous coward.
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05/24/2012 08:31 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
tell her to stop. if she dont tell her to hit the bricks...
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05/24/2012 08:32 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
Christianity worked for me.
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05/24/2012 08:32 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
Ypou mudt be black. Dont worrie shes already cheating. they never hit the gym until they milked you dry.
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05/24/2012 08:41 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
Look at fat girl porn, she'll get he message...
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05/24/2012 08:49 PM

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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
Try marrying her, I hear that sometimes works.

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05/24/2012 08:54 PM

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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
I need her to stop losing weight. I want her to stay big. She won't stop going to the gym. It's pissing me off.

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13912816


Why?
Real reason(s) to not waste time.
What is your shape? Looks?
Insecure she'll find another guy?
Or you just like plump women?
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05/24/2012 08:59 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
Try marrying her, I hear that sometimes works.

cowcowcowcow
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


Have her rub toilet paper on her belly.
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05/24/2012 09:04 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
It's Cause she is Cheating on you PUTO

 Quoting: Mcfly 9582349


Lol!!!!


Anyway, just tell her skinny girls don't do much for you. You like a healthy looking woman.

If she cares about you being attracted to her, she will get the point.

If not, then no homeboy for her puto.
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05/24/2012 09:05 PM

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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
YOU have no right to tell her what to do. If she wants to lose weight, that's her decision and if you don't like it? End the relationship and let her find someone who loves her for her....period.
"Live each day like it's your last, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching."
Anonymous Coward
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05/24/2012 09:08 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
YOU have no right to tell her what to do. If she wants to lose weight, that's her decision and if you don't like it? End the relationship and let her find someone who loves her for her....period.
 Quoting: amywood71605


this thread is for men only...
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05/24/2012 09:09 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
YOU have no right to tell her what to do. If she wants to lose weight, that's her decision and if you don't like it? End the relationship and let her find someone who loves her for her....period.
 Quoting: amywood71605


here come the feminazis
ANHEDONIC

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05/24/2012 09:11 PM

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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
That sucks. I like 'em big too.

Buy tons of junk food.

Threaten to leave her.

Pay an old guy to creep her out at the gym so she won't go back.
 Quoting: Walking Eagle


Is that where you come into the picture? tounge

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
AxE-i-DeNt

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05/24/2012 09:13 PM

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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
That sucks. I like 'em big too.

Buy tons of junk food.

Threaten to leave her.

Pay an old guy to creep her out at the gym so she won't go back.
 Quoting: Walking Eagle


Is that where you come into the picture? tounge
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


LOL
Anonymous Coward
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05/24/2012 09:15 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
Lol good thread
Anonymous Coward
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05/24/2012 09:19 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
She's found someone else and wants to make sure that other person likes her back. Until then she will be using you for your resources. If her plan fails, you are still the fallback person, but she will continue to search for someone better. Hence why she is working out.

You may take it as if we are trying to yank your chain, but I have seen it a lot and it's a sad reality that women behave this way.
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05/24/2012 09:27 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
It's Cause she is Cheating on you PUTO

 Quoting: Mcfly 9582349


Lol!!!!


Anyway, just tell her skinny girls don't do much for you. You like a healthy looking woman.

If she cares about you being attracted to her, she will get the point.

If not, then no homeboy for her puto.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1438375


A "healthy" looking woman?

So you consider FAT to be healthy?
Anonymous Coward
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05/24/2012 09:30 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
It's summertime. Women loose weight in the summer, gain it back in the winter.
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05/24/2012 09:31 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
She's found someone else and wants to make sure that other person likes her back. Until then she will be using you for your resources. If her plan fails, you are still the fallback person, but she will continue to search for someone better. Hence why she is working out.

You may take it as if we are trying to yank your chain, but I have seen it a lot and it's a sad reality that women behave this way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16061521


And the ONLY way to deal with this, is to hit the gym yourself, and beat her a her own game.

If you sit back and watch her get in to shape, while YOU don't do anything about your own body, she will start (if not already) gravitating to men who are also working out and in shape.

I'm TELLING you dude... You need to start giving her no attention, and getting in hard, fit condition yourself. She will (as all insane women do) start desiring what she can't have again.
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05/24/2012 09:33 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
Try marrying her, I hear that sometimes works.

cowcowcowcow
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


Have her rub toilet paper on her belly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10098396


WTF LOL
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05/24/2012 09:34 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
It's Cause she is Cheating on you PUTO

 Quoting: Mcfly 9582349


Lol!!!!


Anyway, just tell her skinny girls don't do much for you. You like a healthy looking woman.

If she cares about you being attracted to her, she will get the point.

If not, then no homeboy for her puto.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1438375


A "healthy" looking woman?

So you consider FAT to be healthy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16624758


Of course not. That's why I didn't use the word FAT. I can't say skinny is healthy exactly either.
Anonymous Coward
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05/24/2012 09:38 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
meds
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05/24/2012 09:41 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
Try marrying her, I hear that sometimes works.

cowcowcowcow
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


Have her rub toilet paper on her belly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10098396


WTF LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16631344


It worked great on her ass.
King David
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05/24/2012 09:47 PM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
Love the one you are with, a bit less round the edges is not going to hurt.

She'll gain it all back when you knock her up, go on then, what are you waiting for, practice makes perfect.

Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/25/2012 12:02 AM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
Ypou mudt be black. Dont worrie shes already cheating. they never hit the gym until they milked you dry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10098396


Not black. We are both Hispanic.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/25/2012 12:02 AM
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Re: How do I brainwash my girlfriend?
I doubt she's cheating because we've only been going out for like a week.

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