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Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.

 
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strange you say this. I have dreams of strange planets in the sky alot masive, one particular stuck with me it was redish, and I heard a voice say, beyond the orbit of pluto.
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Strange you say this. I have dreams of banging Salma Hayek - hence I'm sure its gonna happen!!!!

putin
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who are you kidding, I know you don't have dreams like that.
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How would you know anything about my dreams?

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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
Can these idiots show at least one official document or post from NASA on the Web, saying that there is Nibiru or that it will collide with the earth? People are charmed by the word NASA.
NEVER for once did the Mayans nor anyone else say that the world will end in 2012. ONly Hollywood and some websites did...and of course, bunker-builders. And now they have "discovered" a new calendar from Mayans! Business, as usual.
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
A) ok, now if this is really being hidden from us by our goverment then it just might be true!

B) NASA scientists have reportedly confirmed that the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
 Quoting: whitedove38583

Can't you notice the contradiction between these two statements? The Government is allegedly hiding something that its agency is confirming? Where is your common-sense, doomtards? What the fuck is wrong with you????

putin
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The government and scientists are two different entity. Either they mysteriously die or are threatened. and to cover up their tracks, a far fetched story needs to be released.
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
Seems legit
Weekly world news got this information from Batboy.
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
Putin deplores all this


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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
Niburu Tards make GLPers seem like they are lunatics without common sense
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you should read some of the articles the author of this wrote !! lol, some goodies ! I like the we found the garden of eden one !!
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[link to weeklyworldnews.com]

ohyeah
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
The Nibiru collision with Earth in 2012 has been predicted for a long time, but astrophysicists, cosmologists and astronomers around the world have now come to a consensus that Earth will indeed collide with the planet, which lies just outside Pluto.


So then.... this planet Nibiru is going to make it all the way from beyond Pluto to the earth in just over a month?

That's got to be the fastest mo' f'ing planet in the universe!!!
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
The Nibiru collision with Earth in 2012 has been predicted for a long time, but astrophysicists, cosmologists and astronomers around the world have now come to a consensus that Earth will indeed collide with the planet, which lies just outside Pluto.


So then.... this planet Nibiru is going to make it all the way from beyond Pluto to the earth in just over a month?

That's got to be the fastest mo' f'ing planet in the universe!!!
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"HE" is Nibirut, he can do everything he wants.

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July 21, 2012?

Awesome....I need another doom date......yeah right. Just like the many others on here, nothing will happen!
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
Utter rubbish...if it was that close to hit us in July then you would see it with your bare eyes.

I believe in other life out there but this shit is just stupid..how many times do you need to be tricked by some nut job.

No sources referenced other than a craptastic website which also produces crap fake stories...

Get some girlfriends people and if you cant...rent a hooker

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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
The Nibiru collision with Earth in 2012 has been predicted for a long time, but astrophysicists, cosmologists and astronomers around the world have now come to a consensus that Earth will indeed collide with the planet, which lies just outside Pluto.


So then.... this planet Nibiru is going to make it all the way from beyond Pluto to the earth in just over a month?

That's got to be the fastest mo' f'ing planet in the universe!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8654849


What if it's a "starship"?
elle
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A) ok, now if this is really being hidden from us by our goverment then it just might be true!

B) NASA scientists have reportedly confirmed that the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
 Quoting: whitedove38583

Can't you notice the contradiction between these two statements? The Government is allegedly hiding something that its agency is confirming? Where is your common-sense, doomtards? What the fuck is wrong with you????

putin
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Please don't lump all doomtards into this, I for one do not not buy into the niburu fallacy, but I know for a fact that the core of the earth is full of black holes unleashed by CERN and that we are set to disappear on 12/21/12 due to this.

I think you would be more accurate and not so offensive to the rest of our varied doomtards were you to address your well deserved ridicule to the Nibutards.
free your inner baboon.
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
The Nibiru collision with Earth in 2012 has been predicted for a long time, but astrophysicists, cosmologists and astronomers around the world have now come to a consensus that Earth will indeed collide with the planet, which lies just outside Pluto.


So then.... this planet Nibiru is going to make it all the way from beyond Pluto to the earth in just over a month?

That's got to be the fastest mo' f'ing planet in the universe!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8654849


What if it's a "starship"?
 Quoting: elle29

Then it would be the fastest mo' f'ing starship in the universe.
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
Actually, you wouldn't really see it coming.

Forgetting for a moment if this thing really exists or not and looking at from an entirely scientific point of view - this planet, star or whatever its supposed to be has, allegedly visited us before a very long time ago. It must be moving at a fair old pace to enter into our solar system - so if its coming at us from an angle we can't see i.e. behind the sun, then it must be travelling fast enough to escape the suns gravitational pull.

Any astronaut will tell you the quickest way to get speed up is to use the gravitational pull of a moon or planet as a sling shot. So this thing will sling shot from around the sun - travelling at now incredible speeds having massively accelerated as a result.

I heard one YouTube video that purported to be a NASA employee that it would take about 30mins for it to travel from the Sun to whizz past us (I don't believe it will hit as its done this before allegedly). I don't subscribe to that theory but a few days or a week is not unreasonable at the kinds of velocity we would be looking at.

The gravitational effects on the earth as it zooms past would be nothing short of catastrophic. I'm willing to believe there must be something coming because the poles just don't shift on their own. Something is causing the earthquakes, weird weather, weird atmospheric sounds, volcanic activity, sinkholes, etc...

One more thing - the poles shifting is to do with magnets. These planets keep themselves in balances through magnetism and gravity. You put two magnets together they repel each other - I don't believe for one second it will hit us but the effect of that magnetic force on the earth for us will be nothing short of disasters on a biblical level. The earth will be fine. I'd start worrying about humanity surviving this....
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
Weekly World News

Some of their headlines:

CONFIRMED: WORLD WILL END OCTOBER 21, 2011

EARTH TO COLLIDE WITH NIBIRU ON JULY 21, 2012!

ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER 2012!

FACEBOOK WILL END ON JULY 15th, 2012!

FACEBOOK TO CHARGE USERS!

SELENA GOMEZ PREGNANT WITH BIEBER'S BABY

HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


Got it?

No?
"Weekly World News" = "The Onion" for conspirativetards.


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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
A) ok, now if this is really being hidden from us by our goverment then it just might be true!

B) NASA scientists have reportedly confirmed that the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
 Quoting: whitedove38583

Can't you notice the contradiction between these two statements? The Government is allegedly hiding something that its agency is confirming? Where is your common-sense, doomtards? What the fuck is wrong with you????

putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16651583


The government and scientists are two different entity. Either they mysteriously die or are threatened. and to cover up their tracks, a far fetched story needs to be released.
 Quoting: elle29

Do you know the meaning of words "credibility" an "common-sense"?

"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me."
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
...I know for a fact that the core of the earth is full of black holes unleashed by CERN and that we are set to disappear on 12/21/12 due to this...
 Quoting: hapless moran

Can we meet on 12/22/12 to discuss this like "pertinent issue"?

Are you ready to bet against me? I say: nothing will happen.

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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
"Galactic Federation" will deflect this.

GLP effect


Doom averted again

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"Galactic Federation" will deflect this.

GLP effect

Doom averted again
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Mankind is not even aware how many times has been saved due to GLP; for shame!

lmao
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I'm dumb founded that people actually believe this tripe.

I've got a better chance of becoming the next prime minister of australia, than a planet hitting the earth.

And as you know that ain't going to happen.
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
Cool!

Now where is the nasa.gov link to this confirmation??

I am smelling shit from a bull all over this post!
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
Utter rubbish...if it was that close to hit us in July then you would see it with your bare eyes.

I believe in other life out there but this shit is just stupid..how many times do you need to be tricked by some nut job.

No sources referenced other than a craptastic website which also produces crap fake stories...

Get some girlfriends people and if you cant...rent a hooker

bsflag
 Quoting: Random Guy 900942


You can't and you won't see it. we have been brain washed and conditioned not to see it coming. unless you are "Awake"
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Gobshite.....you will see it with your own EYES if its here in July....fuck sake..omg
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
The Nibiru collision with Earth in 2012 has been predicted for a long time, but astrophysicists, cosmologists and astronomers around the world have now come to a consensus that Earth will indeed collide with the planet, which lies just outside Pluto.


So then.... this planet Nibiru is going to make it all the way from beyond Pluto to the earth in just over a month?

That's got to be the fastest mo' f'ing planet in the universe!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8654849


What if it's a "starship"?
 Quoting: elle29


What if you had a brain
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Must be some great drive thru 's with Anunaki food out there near Pluto, It's been hanging around out there for what? Four years now?
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
A) ok, now if this is really being hidden from us by our goverment then it just might be true!

B) NASA scientists have reportedly confirmed that the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
 Quoting: whitedove38583

Can't you notice the contradiction between these two statements? The Government is allegedly hiding something that its agency is confirming? Where is your common-sense, doomtards? What the fuck is wrong with you????

putin
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Someone with some sense^^^^^^^
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
ok, now if this is really being hidden from us by our goverment then it just might be true! if it is in fact true then we all need to try and spend not only this memorial day celebration but also july 4th with our close family and loved ones



NASA scientists have reportedly confirmed that the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.

The Nibiru collision with Earth in 2012 has been predicted for a long time, but astrophysicists, cosmologists and astronomers around the world have now come to a consensus that Earth will indeed collide with the planet, which lies just outside Pluto.



NASA is publicly denying anything about collision (and even deny the existence of Nibiru), but privately several sources in NASA have confirmed the projected collision date of July 21, 2012.






[link to weeklyworldnews.com]
 Quoting: whitedove38583




also from the same reliable source

[link to weeklyworldnews.com]

and dont miss

[link to weeklyworldnews.com]

nuff said..
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Re: Breaking NEWS !!!! NASA confirms planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
The Nibiru collision with Earth in 2012 has been predicted for a long time, but astrophysicists, cosmologists and astronomers around the world have now come to a consensus that Earth will indeed collide with the planet, which lies just outside Pluto.


So then.... this planet Nibiru is going to make it all the way from beyond Pluto to the earth in just over a month?

That's got to be the fastest mo' f'ing planet in the universe!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8654849


What if it's a "starship"?
 Quoting: elle29


Elle- good to see ya still alive!!

nancy said ya went camping and then we heard nothing!!!

we were all worried you had had an `accident' in the woods camping with nancy

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