Impossible student loan debt, what country should I emigrate to?

Well after i completed veternarian school, there was no work, so i had to settle for logistics, workin my way up i earned 3k a month, then they said hey you earn more then 2,5k you're gonna pay us back a little:

12k to pay back

now

only 2k to go, and after that's finished i'm setting up a guitar custom shop(already in the works) and start for my own, because all this corporate bs is worthless

or an even easier way out is to say you have converted to Islam and they will set you up a tax free payment arrangment so not to offend you

and then probably write the rest off after a couple of years