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Proof the Queen is a reptile

 
wulfii
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05/26/2012 09:04 AM

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Proof the Queen is a reptile
During her 60-year reign, the Queen has visited more than 100 countries and, along the way, has perfected the art of staying healthy, looking faultless and keeping cool under pressure.

The old adage that ‘horses sweat, gentlemen perspire and ladies glow’ seems to have been designed with her in mind.

No matter how hot and humid the temperature, no one has ever seen the slightest droplet of perspiration on her brow or upper lip. In fact, she doesn’t even ‘glow’.

Now, an explanation has emerged as to why. According to royal dress designer Stewart Parvin, Her Majesty is generally a ‘cold person’ — in terms of body temperature.

He explained that the coolness of her skin prevents any overt glowing and keeps her clothes perfectly pressed, too.






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natasha77

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05/26/2012 09:10 AM
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Re: Proof the Queen is a reptile
She probably had her sweat glands removed just because she could.

OR
Maybe she uses Mitchum.tounge
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Meggarea

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05/26/2012 09:22 AM
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Re: Proof the Queen is a reptile
My normal temp is 97.9 F. Does this mean I am a reptile? LOL
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05/26/2012 03:48 PM
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Re: Proof the Queen is a reptile
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06/17/2012 05:38 PM
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Re: Proof the Queen is a reptile
Anyone see her eye today??
Lotus Flower

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06/17/2012 05:52 PM
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Re: Proof the Queen is a reptile
During her 60-year reign, the Queen has visited more than 100 countries and, along the way, has perfected the art of staying healthy, looking faultless and keeping cool under pressure.

The old adage that ‘horses sweat, gentlemen perspire and ladies glow’ seems to have been designed with her in mind.

No matter how hot and humid the temperature, no one has ever seen the slightest droplet of perspiration on her brow or upper lip. In fact, she doesn’t even ‘glow’.

Now, an explanation has emerged as to why. According to royal dress designer Stewart Parvin, Her Majesty is generally a ‘cold person’ — in terms of body temperature.

He explained that the coolness of her skin prevents any overt glowing and keeps her clothes perfectly pressed, too.






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 Quoting: wulfii


So what exactly are you saying here rex
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Re: Proof the Queen is a reptile
nah she just needs to feed on virgin children once in a while to rejuvinate herself
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06/17/2012 06:00 PM
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Re: Proof the Queen is a reptile
from the link:

Every proposed menu is then given to the Queen for her personal approval.
Her staff ensure that nothing she eats or drinks is likely to raise her body temperature.

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