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GLP the Nobody needs your help in his Quest for True Love

 
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05/28/2012 05:01 PM
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Let's brainstorm on how we can get the Nobody and the WOS together.

Ready for the Big Reveal? Drum Rolls Please.

I am the "Nobody" and Charlize Theron is my other half.

So now that you all know, it is time to take the next step.

I am on a mission to meet her.

Let's all help to make this happen!

What is the best way for our first meeting?

If you are friends with Charlize please direct her to this thread.

I am fairly certain she knows about me and who I am, however, I can't be 100% sure.

How do I know she is my other half? My intuition and two years of research about who I am and who my other half is tells me so.

I am almost certain I have even spoken with her on GLP multiple times.

She is very witty and intelligent. And has a wonderful heart!

Charlize, I Love You!

We shall be together soon!
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omg! you sound like you could be a dangerous stalker. damned
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05/28/2012 05:01 PM

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And, I have excellent taste.
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Check your messages.

You have been upgraded.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Thank you!!!hf
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05/28/2012 08:31 PM
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Let's brainstorm on how we can get the Nobody and the WOS together.

Ready for the Big Reveal? Drum Rolls Please.

I am the "Nobody" and Charlize Theron is my other half.

So now that you all know, it is time to take the next step.

I am on a mission to meet her.

Let's all help to make this happen!

What is the best way for our first meeting?

If you are friends with Charlize please direct her to this thread.

I am fairly certain she knows about me and who I am, however, I can't be 100% sure.

How do I know she is my other half? My intuition and two years of research about who I am and who my other half is tells me so.

I am almost certain I have even spoken with her on GLP multiple times.

She is very witty and intelligent. And has a wonderful heart!

Charlize, I Love You!

We shall be together soon!
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


OYE, are you serious? Charlize! Is this just wishful thinking? Why would a beautiful, very famous actress, want some guy from GLP?
She acts, she's busy with her kid and she probably has never even been to this site.
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05/29/2012 08:11 AM
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This is me.

:Open Your Eyes:
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Yum yum! I'll have a peice of that!
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06/16/2012 01:54 AM
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I love you
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06/16/2012 02:05 AM
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I'm a Rothschild and a Windsor.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Prove it.
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06/16/2012 02:05 AM
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Loving you is easy.

For home is where

we find each...

completely.
Open Your Eyes (OP)
Alex Christopher Bickle

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06/16/2012 02:15 AM

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Loving you is easy.

For home is where

we find each...

completely.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11578975


hf
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06/16/2012 02:19 AM
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This is me.

:Open Your Eyes:
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Thanks! I'll send this pic over to her agents at WM and AGP to make sure her security team watches out for you! I thought you may just placing a "crush" post, but since you went out of your way to find out more than any "fan" needs to know, it is more like BE WARNED! I'M A STALKER!
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06/16/2012 02:33 AM
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The NoBody needs 7 faces of different races with good genetics that are also bisexual. from the ages of 22-30. They can have sex with each other long as He is the only he in the group.
They can't B famous they also have to b NoBodys like him.
"Lay a Sword On My Coffin for I died in the Defense & Liberation of Humanity"
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Alex Christopher Bickle

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I love you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16792069


blwkss
ELLE SPIRIT

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06/19/2012 03:49 PM

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Just go to see her, because it is not the truth if you don't, because how can you say it is truth and not put the piece of the puzzle together together, once their given to you. You have known this for a while now...each day I live my life with our Father, and he don't give out info, for you just to sit there ask others, to go get your mate, Mate.

I Do love you for you but if God wanted someone else to go to her, he would have Gave the the puzzle piece to another.
If you ask God for the Sun and he brings you the sun but you stay inside, don't complain when it's gone.

I Love you sweety so open those pretty eyes just a bit more...xx

Oxx
ELLE SPIRIT

What is life without love, if there is no love then there is no life at all - Everafter
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08/06/2012 12:47 PM
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Happy Birthday Alex

You will find her at two
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Alex Christopher Bickle

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09/09/2012 12:45 PM

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I love you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16792069


I love you more!
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09/09/2012 12:47 PM
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Alex up above it!



You go get her!

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09/09/2012 01:06 PM
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Thought she was gone!??!
DOT 2 DOT

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09/09/2012 01:11 PM
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No.

I'll help myself first, then maybe I'll help others.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
************
It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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09/09/2012 01:13 PM

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No.

I'll help myself first, then maybe I'll help others.
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


Maybe its easier if you realize that by helping yourself you are helping everyone around you.
Once you are aware it starts happening (:
hf
-No cause is a lost cause if there is a fool to fight for it.

- ? Nus.
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09/09/2012 01:16 PM
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OP,
This thread you created succeeded in making me feel embarrassed for coming to this website.
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Alex Christopher Bickle

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09/09/2012 01:23 PM

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OP,
This thread you created succeeded in making me feel embarrassed for coming to this website.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17310479


And you must ask yourself why with inner reflection.

Maybe there is something you must confront within yourself.
Open Your Eyes (OP)
Alex Christopher Bickle

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09/09/2012 01:24 PM

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Re: GLP the Nobody needs your help in his Quest for True Love
No.

I'll help myself first, then maybe I'll help others.
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


How can I help you?
Open Your Eyes (OP)
Alex Christopher Bickle

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09/09/2012 01:24 PM

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No.

I'll help myself first, then maybe I'll help others.
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


Maybe its easier if you realize that by helping yourself you are helping everyone around you.
Once you are aware it starts happening (:
hf
 Quoting: 1908247


Very Perceptive!
DOT 2 DOT

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09/09/2012 01:30 PM
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No.

I'll help myself first, then maybe I'll help others.
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


How can I help you?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Match.com is not going very well for me. I think I could use some help rewriting my profile. For some reason describing myself as a hermit with no social life whatsoever does not seem to bode well for me.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
************
It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
Open Your Eyes (OP)
Alex Christopher Bickle

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09/09/2012 01:31 PM

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No.

I'll help myself first, then maybe I'll help others.
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


How can I help you?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Match.com is not going very well for me. I think I could use some help rewriting my profile. For some reason describing myself as a hermit with no social life whatsoever does not seem to bode well for me.
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


What about the Library?
DOT 2 DOT

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No.

I'll help myself first, then maybe I'll help others.
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


How can I help you?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Match.com is not going very well for me. I think I could use some help rewriting my profile. For some reason describing myself as a hermit with no social life whatsoever does not seem to bode well for me.
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


What about the Library?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I doubt many people hang out at the library anymore what with google and the ability to locate nearly anything online. I don't even go there myself.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
************
It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
Open Your Eyes (OP)
Alex Christopher Bickle

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09/09/2012 01:36 PM

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How can I help you?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Match.com is not going very well for me. I think I could use some help rewriting my profile. For some reason describing myself as a hermit with no social life whatsoever does not seem to bode well for me.
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


What about the Library?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I doubt many people hang out at the library anymore what with google and the ability to locate nearly anything online. I don't even go there myself.
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


I can send some Love thoughts your way to help the Universe work her magic!
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09/09/2012 01:37 PM
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Go to Citibank. Right now. You will meet accidentally.

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Match.com is not going very well for me. I think I could use some help rewriting my profile. For some reason describing myself as a hermit with no social life whatsoever does not seem to bode well for me.
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


What about the Library?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I doubt many people hang out at the library anymore what with google and the ability to locate nearly anything online. I don't even go there myself.
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


I can send some Love thoughts your way to help the Universe work her magic!
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


OK thanks.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
************
It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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09/09/2012 01:39 PM
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The more views the better.

Nothing says True Love like being an open book with your heart and soul.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes






I totally agree. Maybe you should pin it yourself, if no one else is gonna do it.


If it stays pinned for three weeks in a row without getting deleted, I'll make a phone call on your behalf. No promises though on what the outcome will be...


Goofy Thum
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OP has a lifetime number of pin credits, He could pin something everyday if he wanted to..
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09/09/2012 01:42 PM
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Sometimes we think, we know what we are doing when we really don't, but in time we learn to look back to see what we missed and sometimes its alot, Sorry

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