I am a time traveler from the year 2020 part 2

Don't bother. No one cares.






















































(Oh wait, just one question, well, make that two: first, when does Jesus come back, and two, does Swamp People get cancelled soon, or is it going to be on forever?)

Will I ever get a girlfriend??

In the future you have a boyfriend

What the fuck!!! Oh well......

Swamp People. Cancelled or no? I need to know. Lives depend on it.

Haha, well taken!!

Not for quite a while.

You don't know this, yet, but Swamp People is M*A*S*H of it's era.

is your mother still a bitch in the future? I'm worried, wont be able to sleep with her any-more :(

She is, but in the good kind of way.

And what was MASH to its era?

actually he will marry a trans sexual: the well know women of scar.

Link? or proof?

prove us you're from the future

the nsa know you used to fap to tranny porn

What will be the next major (major enough) event between now and June first? This'll prove you're from the future or not :)

Yeah, we're gonna need proof for that too.

A show that some loved, some hated, some didn't care about, BUT, it lagged on way way way too long.

Yeah, Klinger could have been fragged in the second season, and no one would have been the wiser. Totally.

All I can say is around July Facebook stock will fall all the way to the bottom, like $3. Don't believe me? Wait and see.

And this is how ww3 begins. Philippino assholes think they can challenge China because they have Obama at their back. Obama felt loyalty to the Philippines since he thinks he's still some Indonesian and Philippines is neighbor. He felt the duty to protect the Philippines at the cost of the Americans. So the Philippines president had the guts to provoke China even further by actually causing damage to CVhinese vessel. Then suddenly war breaks out there. USA will experience tremendous economic hardship around 2013 and yes that time travelers right about 2013. People need to stock up food and water. It will happen so suddenly and in beginning of 2013 everything's going down.

The US soldiers are fighting overseas without any moral because who approved and decided to protect bunch of low life Filippinos from the 200 million men army of China? Now why are we Americans fighting the Chinese war machine for the Philippines? Obama will get nervous and will nuke China. Then China will throw one or 2 nukes back at USA. Then both sides stop nuking each other. Then USA will deploy all their men to the South China Sea region and leave USA defenseless against a possible invasion. Chinese cannot come to USA. They too far away. Wrong.

That's the time Chinese will show up at our border. What they did is they bribed the Mexican officials for many many years already. Lots of able Chinese young men migrated to Mexico as students or traders. They blend into the Mexican society and lived their long term. But when war breaks out with USA, suddenly these Chinese young men put on their uniforms and grab their AK 47s and granades and lo and behold a huge army of Chinese soldiers are marching into the U border at unstoppable speed. They would burn and pillage through US cities and render the Americans helpless. They sieze all ports and allowed more Chinese tropps to arrive. So in year 2014 and 2015 you will see bunch of Chinese.

But they tried to colonize USA but they can't. Americans won't bow down to some slanted eye chinks because they simply don't respect the chinks. Although the chinks used some high tech methods to beat the Americans, like hacking the China made microchips used in American weapons and basically tempered with American machinery, they made the whole world realized instantly that the rule of the white men era is over, but still. Americans were too great a people and too unique a culture that they simply refuse to be ruled by bunch of communist Chinks.

That's the time when the biggest surprise will happen. The Chinese put the strangest man and the most unique man in charge. This man is very strange, and as described in all other prophecies, black hair, pail skin, suit and a businessman,. With unique talent. The moment you see him, you know the antichrist arrived.

do i get to become time traveler?? or not..i don't like the world war 3 stuff that scary.

lol, you're funny.

the syory of china "backdooring" mexico made you loose all credibility.

the orginal timetard talked about a war in the middle east, tell us.

This is all wrong. My uncle arrived from the year 2030 (From an alternate time line) to stop them. He indicated he has brought something with him that will force the world into peace.

Hey maybe some mexican guys are getting backdoor action from the chinese.

Hey who are you a time traveler? Because you know the future? Things may change and we U.S. Are so progressive and always advance in terms of weapons,machines,etc. Your the asshole Jude... I think your one of the Chinese small penis guy...ewwww...hahaha!!! Phil.-U.S. are allies because in the history Filipinos help us in war without them maybe a big loss for American people.... so this time the U.S. time to help...and we have a lot of allies country!!! although I have a Chinese blood maybe 1/8 but I will fight for my country U.S.A. & I'm not like you who had so very small penis!!! I'm an American-Chinese... For China rule is a rule!!!

I took a shit in the toilet 1 hour ago, it smelled bad.

I took a shit in the shower just 1 minute ago, it smelt worse.

A quick look at stock shows lowest at $17.73 for the last 6 months.
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$29.34 to $20.04 - A slide in July, yes, but to $3?

Fail.