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Anonymous Coward User ID: 14596164 Canada 05/27/2012 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BTW, if you just joined this is about a guy who can't find a nice looking single girl. They simply don't exist. Good looking women always have some stupid slave husband or boyfriend. What can I do about that? Quoting: tin foil hat off Out of curiosity OP, how old are you. I'm guessing 15. Oh, I missed this the first time. I'm old. I'm 42. 42 is not old, it's perfect! A man who has established a life and ready to settle down. What wrong with that? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8806956 United States 05/27/2012 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds like you're trying too hard. Women can smell desperation. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518985 Get a dog, or if you have a dog take him/her out often. Hot women are usually stupid, and stupid women are usually drawn to cute little doggies. Oh Gawd. How old are you guys mentally? 12? I do not go up to strange men to gush over their little doggies and I am "hot" or at least I am told. Attractive women on GLP. That's funny. You're dumb, what can I say. I have no reason to lie about it. I don't flirt with guy here or anywhere online, I am not afraid to speak the truth, I don't need validation, so why would I lie? I am just stating a FACT. My gfs are always trying to get me to go talk to some cute guy somewhere when we are out and I just don't even care anymore. I have so much going on in my life and the last thing I need is a fucking relationship to stress over. |
tin foil hat off (OP) User ID: 13382836 United States 05/27/2012 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16624758 Rest what case? I don't know what you even mean? Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit And more bullshit If I were bullshitting, I'd tell you about my 12 inch cock. Nope, just telling the truth here buddy. I TOTALLY rest my case. What do you even mean? What is your case? Study history, or STFU! Let me guess? You'll speak your empty mind? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8637765 United States 05/27/2012 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BTW, if you just joined this is about a guy who can't find a nice looking single girl. They simply don't exist. Good looking women always have some stupid slave husband or boyfriend. What can I do about that? Quoting: tin foil hat off Out of curiosity OP, how old are you. I'm guessing 15. Oh, I missed this the first time. I'm old. I'm 42. Shit, don't be "old"...be a "Pan"...a youthful attitude is very attractive |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16624758 United States 05/27/2012 06:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BTW, if you just joined this is about a guy who can't find a nice looking single girl. They simply don't exist. Good looking women always have some stupid slave husband or boyfriend. What can I do about that? Quoting: tin foil hat off Out of curiosity OP, how old are you. I'm guessing 15. Oh, I missed this the first time. I'm old. I'm 42. So let's see if we got this straight... A 42 year old basement dweller, who spends half his life on GLP, complaining that he can't find any single, attractive women, claims that supper scorching hot married women just can't stop flirting with him. LOL!! |
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tin foil hat off (OP) User ID: 13382836 United States 05/27/2012 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: tin foil hat off 42 is not old, it's perfect! A man who has established a life and ready to settle down. What wrong with that? Thanks, as I said financially secure as well. I'm looking for a woman, not a girl. Study history, or STFU! Let me guess? You'll speak your empty mind? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16624758 United States 05/27/2012 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: tin foil hat off If I were bullshitting, I'd tell you about my 12 inch cock. Nope, just telling the truth here buddy. I TOTALLY rest my case. What do you even mean? What is your case? My case is simply stating the obvious. That you are totally and completely full of $hit. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14596164 Canada 05/27/2012 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm a nice guy. I'm not the best looking, I'll grant you but I'm a good person and otherwise well endowed. Quoting: tin foil hat off I'm so damn tired of every attractive woman being married. I'm sorry but it is annoying. Every attractive woman I meet is attached. Every single one. If I ever meet a single babe they are living with a guy, so they are only technically single. That's not to say that married women don't hit on me, they do, but seriously, why not just leave the loser and move on? Why are you such a slut? One of the hottest girls I know is married; she flirts with me. Say your average girl is a Ford Fiesta, this girl is a Lamborghini okay. She is so fine! Why does this have to be? I don't want to sleep with other peoples wives! I dont know a single attractive female. It makes me think they have a weakness or something. A reason they cannot be what I want. They cannot even for a moment be without someone. That makes me want to puke. Even my last girlfriend ditched someone to be with me. It is sick. Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit And more bullshit If I were bullshitting, I'd tell you about my 12 inch cock. Nope, just telling the truth here buddy. 12 inch cock eh. Yikes, my vagina is running away, that's tooooo big! Aaaaaah..... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8637765 United States 05/27/2012 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BTW, if you just joined this is about a guy who can't find a nice looking single girl. They simply don't exist. Good looking women always have some stupid slave husband or boyfriend. What can I do about that? Quoting: tin foil hat off We are out there...I am quite attractive and happy to be so even though it doesn't define me. I'm single and actually don't get asked out as often as some of my less "glamorous" friends. Oh, come on. pic? You wouldn't believe me if I did post it... |
tin foil hat off (OP) User ID: 13382836 United States 05/27/2012 06:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: tin foil hat off So let's see if we got this straight... A 42 year old basement dweller, who spends half his life on GLP, complaining that he can't find any single, attractive women, claims that supper scorching hot married women just can't stop flirting with him. LOL!! I love your post. Very good! Study history, or STFU! Let me guess? You'll speak your empty mind? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16624758 United States 05/27/2012 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
tin foil hat off (OP) User ID: 13382836 United States 05/27/2012 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My case is simply stating the obvious. That you are totally and completely full of $hit. That seems to be the general opinion, but, I'm not. I'm just stating truth. Study history, or STFU! Let me guess? You'll speak your empty mind? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16624758 United States 05/27/2012 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8637765 We are out there...I am quite attractive and happy to be so even though it doesn't define me. I'm single and actually don't get asked out as often as some of my less "glamorous" friends. Oh, come on. pic? You wouldn't believe me if I did post it... Try Us! Give the guy some time. He's got to surf the porno sites real quick, and come up with something to post |
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tin foil hat off (OP) User ID: 13382836 United States 05/27/2012 07:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't fear, my Lass... The OP is likely hung like a hamster. It's a VERY well known fact that guys who feel a need to tell people about their penis size, are the least endowed guys around. Everybody knows that. I never said I had a 12 inch monster. Go back and read my friends. Study history, or STFU! Let me guess? You'll speak your empty mind? |
tin foil hat off (OP) User ID: 13382836 United States 05/27/2012 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8637765 We are out there...I am quite attractive and happy to be so even though it doesn't define me. I'm single and actually don't get asked out as often as some of my less "glamorous" friends. Oh, come on. pic? You wouldn't believe me if I did post it... Try Us! Notice, this is not my post. Study history, or STFU! Let me guess? You'll speak your empty mind? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8637765 United States 05/27/2012 07:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8637765 We are out there...I am quite attractive and happy to be so even though it doesn't define me. I'm single and actually don't get asked out as often as some of my less "glamorous" friends. Oh, come on. pic? You wouldn't believe me if I did post it... Try Us! IMAGE ( [link to i45.tinypic.com] ) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16624758 United States 05/27/2012 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't fear, my Lass... The OP is likely hung like a hamster. It's a VERY well known fact that guys who feel a need to tell people about their penis size, are the least endowed guys around. Everybody knows that. I never said I had a 12 inch monster. Go back and read my friends. OK... Fair enough...lol. I went back and read what you said. You said "If I WERE bullshitting". OK... Your stock went up a couple of points. |
tin foil hat off (OP) User ID: 13382836 United States 05/27/2012 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't fear, my Lass... The OP is likely hung like a hamster. It's a VERY well known fact that guys who feel a need to tell people about their penis size, are the least endowed guys around. Everybody knows that. Guys, girls, wtf?! I never said I had a 12 inch cock! You people will read anything you want, won't you? Study history, or STFU! Let me guess? You'll speak your empty mind? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16624758 United States 05/27/2012 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16624758 United States 05/27/2012 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't fear, my Lass... The OP is likely hung like a hamster. It's a VERY well known fact that guys who feel a need to tell people about their penis size, are the least endowed guys around. Everybody knows that. Guys, girls, wtf?! I never said I had a 12 inch cock! You people will read anything you want, won't you? Go and read what I just said. |
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MONSTER User ID: 2122560 United States 05/27/2012 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every guy fantasizes about the playboy model. but they dont want one as there wife and to mother their children. Do you want a woman always thinking of how she looks and flirting with all the guys while your kids are not being taken care of? I am sure you will find a cute one that is wife material . you will be a lot happier in the long run. also we all grow old, even beautiful 20 yr olds. What will you have in the end ? an old run around female that never had time for kids or you. KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN. I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT. HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP |
tin foil hat off (OP) User ID: 13382836 United States 05/27/2012 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every guy fantasizes about the playboy model. but they dont want one as there wife and to mother their children. Do you want a woman always thinking of how she looks and flirting with all the guys while your kids are not being taken care of? I am sure you will find a cute one that is wife material . you will be a lot happier in the long run. also we all grow old, even beautiful 20 yr olds. What will you have in the end ? an old run around female that never had time for kids or you. Quoting: MONSTER I'm not really looking for the playboy bunny. That's not my style. Study history, or STFU! Let me guess? You'll speak your empty mind? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16624758 United States 05/27/2012 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every guy fantasizes about the playboy model. but they dont want one as there wife and to mother their children. Do you want a woman always thinking of how she looks and flirting with all the guys while your kids are not being taken care of? I am sure you will find a cute one that is wife material . you will be a lot happier in the long run. also we all grow old, even beautiful 20 yr olds. What will you have in the end ? an old run around female that never had time for kids or you. Quoting: MONSTER Yep... a beautiful woman is capable of causing untold grief and misery. Personally, I stay away from ALL of them. Beautiful or otherwise. Even the homely ones have been brainwashed into believing that the are "princesses". American Women view men as totally disposable, and replaceable at the drop of a hat. I blame men, though. For allowing their whoremones to rule their lives. |
tin foil hat off (OP) User ID: 13382836 United States 05/27/2012 07:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Open Your Eyes Oh yeah, you are a beautiful girl. Study history, or STFU! Let me guess? You'll speak your empty mind? |
Lemaus User ID: 14536050 United States 05/27/2012 07:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IMAGE ( [link to i45.tinypic.com] ) Wow and you hang on the GLP! I'd ask you out in a heartbeat. As for me, all I know is that I know nothing. -Socrates |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8806956 United States 05/27/2012 07:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Women are just giving up on romance and men. Probably there are a lot of single women, you just haven't met them because they are not out there making themselves available for flirting. Hell, even Selena Williams is done with men! [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] |
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