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05/27/2012 05:56 PM
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Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
I bought a Groupon the other day for laser hair removal on the bikini line but they offered me a chance to upgrade for a little bit more to a full Brazilian and I am thinking of doing it. Here are my concerns:

1) I bet it hurts like a MOFO! I got it done to my legs years ago when I lived in L.A. and the doctor used to have us arrive early and he would give us 2 Vicodins and a valium and then 30 min later he would do the laser, so we were feeling VERY good, but it still hurt! This place doesn't dope you up like my old, amazing doc. Plus, the crotch area is sensitive!

2) Am I going to regret getting the Brazilian done when I am an old lady? Am I going to wish I hadn't done it? Will it look weird to gynos everytime I go in for a checkup? What if I meet the love of my life someday and he hates the all-bare look?

What should I do? Any advice/comments appreciated.
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
I bought a Groupon the other day for laser hair removal on the bikini line but they offered me a chance to upgrade for a little bit more to a full Brazilian and I am thinking of doing it. Here are my concerns:

1) I bet it hurts like a MOFO! I got it done to my legs years ago when I lived in L.A. and the doctor used to have us arrive early and he would give us 2 Vicodins and a valium and then 30 min later he would do the laser, so we were feeling VERY good, but it still hurt! This place doesn't dope you up like my old, amazing doc. Plus, the crotch area is sensitive!

2) Am I going to regret getting the Brazilian done when I am an old lady? Am I going to wish I hadn't done it? Will it look weird to gynos everytime I go in for a checkup? What if I meet the love of my life someday and he hates the all-bare look?

What should I do? Any advice/comments appreciated.
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Post before and after pics.
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05/27/2012 06:07 PM
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
Whatever you do: pics or it never happened!

I'd opt for the Brazilian, but then again I'm a Guy ya know...
Trying to get as much space as possible between me....and people
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05/27/2012 06:07 PM

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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
For something so permanent, I'd stick with the bikini line.

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05/27/2012 06:11 PM
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
I like some bush on a woman. Lots of normal attractive men don't like having sex with a girl that looks like she never hit puberty.
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05/27/2012 06:18 PM
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
I like some bush on a woman. Lots of normal attractive men don't like having sex with a girl that looks like she never hit puberty.
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amen brother.
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05/27/2012 06:20 PM
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
I like some bush on a woman. Lots of normal attractive men don't like having sex with a girl that looks like she never hit puberty.
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If that makes you feel like your with someone underage you have serious problems and should be shot.
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05/27/2012 06:22 PM
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
I like some bush on a woman. Lots of normal attractive men don't like having sex with a girl that looks like she never hit puberty.
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The guys who like it bald have pedo tendencies if you ask me nothing like a good bush
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
So, so far I've got about half pro-Bush and half pro-bald. This is why the decision is a tough one. I fear someday I'll meet a guy who is turned off by it. I actually used to think it was creepy but then once I started doing it I got so used to the clean feeling that I kept doing it even as a single, celibate woman. So that's why i am even considering it. Not to look like a porn star.
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05/27/2012 06:23 PM
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
Anything Brazilian is better!
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05/27/2012 06:23 PM
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Don’t forget to ask for the man with the fattest fingers.
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05/27/2012 06:23 PM
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
I like some bush on a woman. Lots of normal attractive men don't like having sex with a girl that looks like she never hit puberty.
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The guys who like it bald have pedo tendencies if you ask me nothing like a good bush
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Bullshit. Has nothing to do with that. A woman is more sensitive without the hair.
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05/27/2012 06:24 PM

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05/27/2012 06:25 PM
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
I like some bush on a woman. Lots of normal attractive men don't like having sex with a girl that looks like she never hit puberty.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16550399


The guys who like it bald have pedo tendencies if you ask me nothing like a good bush
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16735882


Bullshit. Has nothing to do with that. A woman is more sensitive without the hair.
 Quoting: Everyday is Friday


I have to agree with this. Also, the man who got me to start doing it also does his own, so it's not a pedo thing for him. Plus a LOT of men are starting to laser genital hair apparently, from what I read. It's increasing every year.
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05/27/2012 06:26 PM
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
I like some bush on a woman. Lots of normal attractive men don't like having sex with a girl that looks like she never hit puberty.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16550399


The guys who like it bald have pedo tendencies if you ask me nothing like a good bush
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16735882


Bullshit. Has nothing to do with that. A woman is more sensitive without the hair.
 Quoting: Everyday is Friday


And you dont need to be spitting every damn time!

But it does have pedo associations...
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05/27/2012 06:29 PM
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Oh geez, now I am having second thoughts haha. I better be drunk when I get there, and get a taxi home.
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
I like some bush on a woman. Lots of normal attractive men don't like having sex with a girl that looks like she never hit puberty.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16550399


The guys who like it bald have pedo tendencies if you ask me nothing like a good bush
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16735882


Bullshit. Has nothing to do with that. A woman is more sensitive without the hair.
 Quoting: Everyday is Friday


And you dont need to be spitting every damn time!

But it does have pedo associations...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16764596


If you think that then you have those tendencies so just put a bullet in your head now.
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05/27/2012 06:34 PM
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The guys who like it bald have pedo tendencies if you ask me nothing like a good bush
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16735882


Bullshit. Has nothing to do with that. A woman is more sensitive without the hair.
 Quoting: Everyday is Friday


And you dont need to be spitting every damn time!

But it does have pedo associations...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16764596


If you think that then you have those tendencies so just put a bullet in your head now.
 Quoting: Everyday is Friday


I don't do that becaause I choose not to shave!

So No PEDO EMPTY ACCUSATIONS FROM PROJECTORS for me!!
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05/27/2012 06:36 PM
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
Just leave a small triangle on top, go as far inside as you can. It thins the hair out if not totally removing it(takes many treatments) but with it thinner it is so easy to shave the few scragglers later. Me and my man look the way it feels on the lips to be smooth but leaving the triangle doesn't make you look prepubescent.
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05/27/2012 06:37 PM
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
Just leave a small triangle on top, go as far inside as you can. It thins the hair out if not totally removing it(takes many treatments) but with it thinner it is so easy to shave the few scragglers later. Me and my man look the way it feels on the lips to be smooth but leaving the triangle doesn't make you look prepubescent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8637765


This is what I am thinking to do. Yeah, when I had my legs done it didn't get rid of the hair totally but it made shaving way easier and the hair that grew back was a lot less coarse. Yes, I think I want a landing strip!
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
I like some bush on a woman. Lots of normal attractive men don't like having sex with a girl that looks like she never hit puberty.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16550399


The guys who like it bald have pedo tendencies if you ask me nothing like a good bush
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16735882


Bullshit. Has nothing to do with that. A woman is more sensitive without the hair.
 Quoting: Everyday is Friday


I have to agree with this. Also, the man who got me to start doing it also does his own, so it's not a pedo thing for him. Plus a LOT of men are starting to laser genital hair apparently, from what I read. It's increasing every year.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8806956


Not only feels nicer and slicker...it leaves less hair for bacteria, thus less odors...just SAyIN.
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Oh geez, now I am having second thoughts haha. I better be drunk when I get there, and get a taxi home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8806956


chuckle

I think the woman in the clip said that alcohol would make it worse.

Also, bring an ice pack to numb it down afterwards. tounge

And I think we would all appreciate a similar video of your session. chuckle

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05/27/2012 06:40 PM
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Im sure her boyfriend appreciated the pain she went through for him...
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05/27/2012 06:41 PM
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
Just leave a small triangle on top, go as far inside as you can. It thins the hair out if not totally removing it(takes many treatments) but with it thinner it is so easy to shave the few scragglers later. Me and my man look the way it feels on the lips to be smooth but leaving the triangle doesn't make you look prepubescent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8637765


This is what I am thinking to do. Yeah, when I had my legs done it didn't get rid of the hair totally but it made shaving way easier and the hair that grew back was a lot less coarse. Yes, I think I want a landing strip!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8806956


I only had about 5 treatments 10 years ago and even though I have a few strays, I love it now. Plot out your shape and draw it on with a non toxic art marker so the tech has a line to go by. Also when "designing" keep the rest of your body in mind for proportion. You don't want a strip that looks so tiny that it makes the thighs etc. look proportionately larger...kwim?
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05/27/2012 06:42 PM
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Bullshit. Has nothing to do with that. A woman is more sensitive without the hair.
 Quoting: Everyday is Friday


And you dont need to be spitting every damn time!

But it does have pedo associations...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16764596


If you think that then you have those tendencies so just put a bullet in your head now.
 Quoting: Everyday is Friday


I don't do that becaause I choose not to shave!

So No PEDO EMPTY ACCUSATIONS FROM PROJECTORS for me!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16764596

No projecting from me. I just can't understand how one can associate a woman with a brazilian with someone who is underage. Makes no sense to me. One has nothing to do with the other.
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05/27/2012 06:42 PM
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OP is probably a dude. lmao
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05/27/2012 06:46 PM
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 Quoting: Psych


Im sure her boyfriend appreciated the pain she went through for him...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9107938


Ok, she got a wax though which is supposed to be a lot worse than laser. I never understood why women went through THAT much pain just to not have to shave for a month.
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OP is probably a dude. lmao
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That would be very weird. Sorry to disappoint you.
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05/27/2012 06:48 PM
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
Just leave a small triangle on top, go as far inside as you can. It thins the hair out if not totally removing it(takes many treatments) but with it thinner it is so easy to shave the few scragglers later. Me and my man look the way it feels on the lips to be smooth but leaving the triangle doesn't make you look prepubescent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8637765


This is what I am thinking to do. Yeah, when I had my legs done it didn't get rid of the hair totally but it made shaving way easier and the hair that grew back was a lot less coarse. Yes, I think I want a landing strip!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8806956


I only had about 5 treatments 10 years ago and even though I have a few strays, I love it now. Plot out your shape and draw it on with a non toxic art marker so the tech has a line to go by. Also when "designing" keep the rest of your body in mind for proportion. You don't want a strip that looks so tiny that it makes the thighs etc. look proportionately larger...kwim?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8637765


Good idea, thanks!
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
I bought a Groupon the other day for laser hair removal on the bikini line but they offered me a chance to upgrade for a little bit more to a full Brazilian and I am thinking of doing it. Here are my concerns:

1) I bet it hurts like a MOFO! I got it done to my legs years ago when I lived in L.A. and the doctor used to have us arrive early and he would give us 2 Vicodins and a valium and then 30 min later he would do the laser, so we were feeling VERY good, but it still hurt! This place doesn't dope you up like my old, amazing doc. Plus, the crotch area is sensitive!

2) Am I going to regret getting the Brazilian done when I am an old lady? Am I going to wish I hadn't done it? Will it look weird to gynos everytime I go in for a checkup? What if I meet the love of my life someday and he hates the all-bare look?

What should I do? Any advice/comments appreciated.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8806956


Can't you opt for something inbetween? Like a landing strip?
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Re: Laser hair removal - bikini line or brazilian?
I opted for brazilian style. I love, love being baby smooth. I've never had anyone complain as I'm clean and nice smelling. :)

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