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Bacon Lover In Piggly Wiggly Rampage - Large Woman Shoplifting Bacon and Beer Uses Pepper Spray in Escape

 
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Bacon Lover In Piggly Wiggly Rampage - Large Woman Shoplifting Bacon and Beer Uses Pepper Spray in Escape
The Georgia woman, 26, was so determined to shoplift beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly that she punched, spit at, and pepper-sprayed store workers who confronted her as she tried to flee the supermarket Wednesday afternoon, according to cops.

Appling, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, allegedly hid items worth $88.27 in a canvas bag. She “attempted to check out, only putting one item on the counter,” according to a worker quoted in an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report.


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Bwahahaha look at that mugshot, holy damn!
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Bwahahaha look at that mugshot, holy damn!
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No shit, right?!
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rofl she's smiling lol
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If Barack 0bama had a daughter who ate his other two daughters, she'd look like her.
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Don't worry, Eric Holder will step in and give her a "get out of jail free" card and a bonus "race card" to play.
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Don't worry, Eric Holder will step in and give her a "get out of jail free" card and a bonus "race card" to play.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11581280


Yep. I can see the marchers now.


She was being profiled, I'm sure.
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I knew it before I looked. 'nuff said. Pig stealing pig in a Piggly Wiggly.

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Police admit they used seismographs to triangulate her location and make the arrest.
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cruise
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Look, I love bacon too...

But this person is BAT SHIT CRAZY for bacon.

I wonder how she acts when the "beginn'strips" commercial comes on TV. She probably out sniffs the doggy.

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Lonneshia Shafaye

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why does her skin look green?
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mnnnn.....beer and bacon...
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LOL! Just told my Mom about this, and she said she was in that store briefly on that day to see if they had any newspapers left. (Weird, because we never shop there.) Remembers seeing the woman because she parked next to her and watched her get out of her car. She's glad she missed all the action!
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Reminds me of Yoda acting alike a twerp with the lamp. Mine Mine Mine!
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Re: Bacon Lover In Piggly Wiggly Rampage - Large Woman Shoplifting Bacon and Beer Uses Pepper Spray in Escape
The Georgia woman, 26, was so determined to shoplift beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly that she punched, spit at, and pepper-sprayed store workers who confronted her as she tried to flee the supermarket Wednesday afternoon, according to cops.

Appling, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, allegedly hid items worth $88.27 in a canvas bag. She “attempted to check out, only putting one item on the counter,” according to a worker quoted in an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report.


READ MORE... FUNNY SHIT.


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 Quoting: LunaticFringe


She must have run out of Money on her Obama Reparations Card (EBT) buying Patron all month.

WORK HARDER, SERFS!
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If only they had given her a packet of skittles this would never have happened!

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Don't worry, Eric Holder will step in and give her a "get out of jail free" card and a bonus "race card" to play.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11581280


Yep. I can see the marchers now.


She was being profiled, I'm sure.
 Quoting: LunaticFringe


The store was OBVIOUSLY RACIST for not allowing this Obama Voter to exercise her skin-color given right to redistribute THE WHITE MAN'S FOOD!!
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Bwahahaha look at that mugshot, holy damn!
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Oh snap....she looks Shreks wife.....
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oh great

why is it that the media is suddenly bringing up misdemeanours up in the news, as soon as a black person is involved

race baiting, and i cant believe this gets pinned :S
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Re: Bacon Lover In Piggly Wiggly Rampage - Large Woman Shoplifting Bacon and Beer Uses Pepper Spray in Escape
Obongo said if he had an older daughter she would look just like Lonneshia.
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Poor little Lonneshia. How dare they deny her bacon and beer. Quick, call the NAACP. The bacon and beer should be considered reparations for slavery.
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OMG LMMFAO! The best title LOL
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hell at least she is stealing bacon and beer, who knows maybe she had a purpose?
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hell at least she is stealing bacon and beer, who knows maybe she had a purpose?
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True dat. Bacon is fuking espensive, dawg.
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oh great

why is it that the media is suddenly bringing up misdemeanours up in the news, as soon as a black person is involved

race baiting, and i cant believe this gets pinned :S
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9854794


You're right, they should ommit these crimes as to not spread hate around ,you know what I mean?another do
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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oh great

why is it that the media is suddenly bringing up misdemeanours up in the news, as soon as a black person is involved

race baiting, and i cant believe this gets pinned :S
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9854794


The media isn't suddenly bringing up anything.

Oh. I get it ....she's black. You got a problem with color?

Does that make it less funny ?
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well hell, maybe she needed more beer to complete her mission with the bacon.

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