Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 3,270 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,431,804
Pageviews Today: 2,255,004Threads Today: 708Posts Today: 15,329
05:21 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

why is God dog backwards ?

 
Visitors
User ID: 16777308
Israel
05/28/2012 07:47 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
why is God dog backwards ?
"You shall not bring the hire of a harlot, or the price of a dog, into the house of the Lord your God for any vow; for these are both abomination to the Lord your God."



Deuteronomy 23:18
Sandrose

User ID: 1505243
United States
05/28/2012 07:49 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
Does only works in English. Could be anything else in another language.
ossbogosley

User ID: 3672761
United States
05/28/2012 07:51 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
Is there a doglike site?
Don't believe anything, only know it.
No thanks, I've got enough karma.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 16777308
Israel
05/28/2012 08:03 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
Egypt had dog god

[link to www.google.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 10875142
United States
05/28/2012 08:16 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
because we are manipulated like Pavlovian dogs in this world
Second Best

User ID: 1681264
Canada
05/28/2012 08:21 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
because just like boobytrap is really partyboob backwards!
Long live the Legit Republic of Blanketsburgh
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16715852
Belgium
05/28/2012 08:24 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
Because of Sirius.

but yeah it's only like that in english.

[link to www.etymonline.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1183343
United States
05/28/2012 08:53 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
It's like Evil and Live.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16665935
Romania
05/28/2012 09:28 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
"You shall not bring the hire of a harlot, or the price of a dog, into the house of the Lord your God for any vow; for these are both abomination to the Lord your God."



Deuteronomy 23:18
 Quoting: Visitors 16777308


Because, long long ago, man noticed that if you would feed a dog, it would just come around you (for more), god-dog, god-sun, if you make sacrifices to the sun it will stay there for mankind, around earth Idol1
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16082610
United States
05/28/2012 09:30 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
why is tool loot backwards.......why is troll llort backwards.....why is dumb ass jewish.....nevermind
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16782666
Belgium
05/28/2012 09:31 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
thats like boob = dood
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 14638451
Australia
05/28/2012 09:36 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
God saw I was doG
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16784513
Israel
05/28/2012 10:01 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
I will tell you


God is Good



but if you "cross" God He will


Have a "dog" bite you


He has all kinds of "dogs"


BETTER GOD IS GOOD
ST In BG
User ID: 13416868
United States
05/28/2012 10:04 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
Greetings:

The Teaching Pun/Joke ... Was From None Other Then Anpu/Anubis ... A Dogon ... "Dog Being" From The Sirius Star System !!

Anpu/Anubis ... Being A Timelord ... That Is A "Time Traveler" Reviewed/Looked At The Proceeding "Time Lines" That Came Forth ... In Relationship To The Extraterrestrial Decision Made ... ("The Quick Fix" & Not Deal Directly & Immediately With The Problem !!) ... To Create A "Worship Of The Creator Beings" ... To Resolve The Crisis Of The "Created Beings" ... Who Were Murdering/Killing Off One Another !!

This Jealousy Of Possessing Another's Goods ... Which Led To The Killings ... Was Not Immediately Apparent In The Newly Created Beings ... And Therefore It Could Not Have Been Anticipated !!

An Emergency Conclave Was Called By The Creator Beings ... To Address This Problem ... And What To Do !!

It Was Understood By All ... That What Was Needed ... Was A "Central Focus" (Other Then Killing) ... That Which The Created Beings/Tribes Would Respect & Honor !!

Someone(s) Suggested That This "Focus" Could Be Achieved By Creating A "Worship Of The Creator Beings" !! ... A "False Doctrine/Belief System" !!

Ea/Enki Was Against This Idea !! ... As He Being A Timelord/"Time Traveler" Foresaw That If This Was Decided ... It Would Create Millions Upon Millions Of Needless Deaths, Injuries, Vast Destruction ... In Which Of The Created Beings Descendants ... They Would Each Choose A "Creator Being(s)" (Which Was Changed Go "God(s)" That Supposedly Backed/Represented Their Cause(s) ... As They Used This & Other Reasons ... To Attack & Kill Others ... To Possess What They Had ... Or Simply To Kill !!

Ea/Enki's Plan Was To Let The Created Beings Kill One Another !! ... THEN ... To Begin Again ... This Time To Correct The Genetic Flaw ... Which Could Not Be Fixed Without Starting Anew !!

Ea/Enki's Plan Was Also A Sad Ending ... Though To Preserve The Millions Upon Millions Of Innocent Lives ... That Would Be Killed ... & The Great Destructions That Would Ensue ... It Would Be The Price That Had To Be Paid ... It Was That Which Had To Be Done !!

The Vote Was Taken ... And The Majority Went With The "Quick Fix" ... To Which Ea/Enki Was Beside Himself With Grief !!

Anpu/Anubis ... Ea/Enki's Long Time Associate & Close Friend Came Over To Consule Him !!

Anpu/Anubis Abstained From Voting ... As Both Solutions Were Not Satisfying ... Neither Prevented In One Form Another Ones Dying !!

As Ea/Enki Was Of Grief & Depressed ... Anpu/Anubis Thought He Would Attempt To Cheer Him Up !! ... He Told Ea/Enki (Being A Timelord/"Time Traveler") ... That He Saw Of The Timelines Created ... That The Word "God" Would Become Important !! ... As He Saw It ... (Reading From Right To Left) ... The Word "God" ... Spells "Dog" ... Of Which Anpu/Anubis Is A Sirian Dogon ... A Dog Being !!

It Was Felt That When The Beings See & Understand ... What The Word "Dog" Means ... Of It's Origins & Connections With Anpu/Anubis (Who "Planted"/Suggested This Word) ... That The Beings Would Understand ... That There Were & Are NO "God(s)" ... & That The Beings Who Created Life On Terra/Earth ... Were From Space ... From The Stars !!

Anpu/Anubis Started To Bark/Laugh ... In Loud Yips Of Sillyness/Orneryness ... To Which Ea/Enki Could Not Help But Laugh ... At Using Their Own "Sacred Word" ("God") To Teach & Instruct ... On How Things Really Were & Are !!

Farewell For Now !!

ST In BG
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16784513
Israel
05/28/2012 10:50 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
that be the Dog stuff dude


Come over to the light



Greetings:

The Teaching Pun/Joke ... Was From None Other Then Anpu/Anubis ... A Dogon ... "Dog Being" From The Sirius Star System !!

Anpu/Anubis ... Being A Timelord ... That Is A "Time Traveler" Reviewed/Looked At The Proceeding "Time Lines" That Came Forth ... In Relationship To The Extraterrestrial Decision Made ... ("The Quick Fix" & Not Deal Directly & Immediately With The Problem !!) ... To Create A "Worship Of The Creator Beings" ... To Resolve The Crisis Of The "Created Beings" ... Who Were Murdering/Killing Off One Another !!

This Jealousy Of Possessing Another's Goods ... Which Led To The Killings ... Was Not Immediately Apparent In The Newly Created Beings ... And Therefore It Could Not Have Been Anticipated !!

An Emergency Conclave Was Called By The Creator Beings ... To Address This Problem ... And What To Do !!

It Was Understood By All ... That What Was Needed ... Was A "Central Focus" (Other Then Killing) ... That Which The Created Beings/Tribes Would Respect & Honor !!

Someone(s) Suggested That This "Focus" Could Be Achieved By Creating A "Worship Of The Creator Beings" !! ... A "False Doctrine/Belief System" !!

Ea/Enki Was Against This Idea !! ... As He Being A Timelord/"Time Traveler" Foresaw That If This Was Decided ... It Would Create Millions Upon Millions Of Needless Deaths, Injuries, Vast Destruction ... In Which Of The Created Beings Descendants ... They Would Each Choose A "Creator Being(s)" (Which Was Changed Go "God(s)" That Supposedly Backed/Represented Their Cause(s) ... As They Used This & Other Reasons ... To Attack & Kill Others ... To Possess What They Had ... Or Simply To Kill !!

Ea/Enki's Plan Was To Let The Created Beings Kill One Another !! ... THEN ... To Begin Again ... This Time To Correct The Genetic Flaw ... Which Could Not Be Fixed Without Starting Anew !!

Ea/Enki's Plan Was Also A Sad Ending ... Though To Preserve The Millions Upon Millions Of Innocent Lives ... That Would Be Killed ... & The Great Destructions That Would Ensue ... It Would Be The Price That Had To Be Paid ... It Was That Which Had To Be Done !!

The Vote Was Taken ... And The Majority Went With The "Quick Fix" ... To Which Ea/Enki Was Beside Himself With Grief !!

Anpu/Anubis ... Ea/Enki's Long Time Associate & Close Friend Came Over To Consule Him !!

Anpu/Anubis Abstained From Voting ... As Both Solutions Were Not Satisfying ... Neither Prevented In One Form Another Ones Dying !!

As Ea/Enki Was Of Grief & Depressed ... Anpu/Anubis Thought He Would Attempt To Cheer Him Up !! ... He Told Ea/Enki (Being A Timelord/"Time Traveler") ... That He Saw Of The Timelines Created ... That The Word "God" Would Become Important !! ... As He Saw It ... (Reading From Right To Left) ... The Word "God" ... Spells "Dog" ... Of Which Anpu/Anubis Is A Sirian Dogon ... A Dog Being !!

It Was Felt That When The Beings See & Understand ... What The Word "Dog" Means ... Of It's Origins & Connections With Anpu/Anubis (Who "Planted"/Suggested This Word) ... That The Beings Would Understand ... That There Were & Are NO "God(s)" ... & That The Beings Who Created Life On Terra/Earth ... Were From Space ... From The Stars !!

Anpu/Anubis Started To Bark/Laugh ... In Loud Yips Of Sillyness/Orneryness ... To Which Ea/Enki Could Not Help But Laugh ... At Using Their Own "Sacred Word" ("God") To Teach & Instruct ... On How Things Really Were & Are !!

Farewell For Now !!

ST In BG
 Quoting: ST In BG 13416868
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1496529
United States
05/28/2012 10:52 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
So Dyslexic people could still worship him.
Alrighty

User ID: 16780854
United Kingdom
05/28/2012 10:57 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
Is there a doglike site?
 Quoting: ossbogosley


No, but there is a godlike shite, you run to the toilet and get on there right at the last second and shout 'Halleluuuuuujah'.

Last Edited by Alrighty mighty on 05/28/2012 10:57 AM
Location; Nowhere with nobody
Alien Technologist

User ID: 2364002
United States
05/28/2012 10:59 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
The same reason the great pyramid aligns with Sirius, the dog star.
No one has ever seen a perfect circle, nor a perfectly straight line, yet everyone knows what a circle and a straight line are.
Perceived circles or lines are not exactly circular or straight, and true circles and lines could never be detected since by definition they are sets of infinitely small points.
maryjane of earth
User ID: 1028241
Canada
05/28/2012 11:15 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
Don't know why. In french it is "Dieu" and have nothing to do with "chien".
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 6493463
United States
05/28/2012 11:20 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
"You shall not bring the hire of a harlot, or the price of a dog, into the house of the Lord your God for any vow; for these are both abomination to the Lord your God."



Deuteronomy 23:18
 Quoting: Visitors 16777308


For the same reason that bog is gob backwards. It means NOTHING you f'ing moron. It's language and language is mostly arbitrary.

For just one example, in French god is "dieu" and dog is "chien".

See? It means nothing! God the intelligence level here is disappointing sometimes.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1473574
United States
05/28/2012 11:23 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
Does only works in English. Could be anything else in another language.
 Quoting: Sandrose
AWall

User ID: 1668363
United States
05/28/2012 11:28 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
Why are all these the same backwards?

Mom
Mam
Madam
Dammit I'm mad
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16769170
Greece
05/28/2012 11:33 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
Because it hides what the ones that created language and words wanted to hide from the 'profane'. Without today's technology, this kind of information would be the privelage of very, very few people. Its a reference to Anubis, or Sirius, or Satan.


some song lyrics, like 'Africa' from TOTO are enligthening:

The wild DOGS cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become

This is an evil universe. It is the rejected one. We are trapped. God save us.
ST In BG
User ID: 13416868
United States
05/28/2012 12:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
Greetings: Anonymous Coward: User ID: 16784513

that be the Dog stuff dude

Come over to the light

**You Had Asked The Question ... To Which We Responded Truthfully In Kind !!

**Of The Pun/Joke/Teaching By Anpu/Anubis ... A Sirian Dog Being ... Yes ... It Was & Is Of Him ... & This Is The Origin Of The Word "God" & It's True Meaning !! ... Reading From Right To Left ... Saying "Dog" ... Referring To The Ornery Silly Punster & Teacher Anpu/Anubis ... & Indiciating That The "Creator Beings" Were NOT "Gods" (Which Is Insultive !!) ... But Simply Those Who Came To Terra/Earth ... Who Were Masters In Their Individual Fields Of Specializations ... & Who Created Life/Lifeforms There !!

**What We Told In The Rendering/Story ... Was Of Another Life/Lifetime ... In Which I (Ea/Enki ... In That Draconian-Dinoid Form/Look) ... Was Helped Out ... By A Near & Dear Dogon Friend ... In Which I Will Not Forget Their Kindness !!

**Obviously Being ET (Extraterrestrial) We Are Not Of Your Terrestrial American West/Old West ... We Are Not Of The Expression "Dude" ... Nor Do We Own A "Dude Ranch" !!

**As To "Coming Over To The Light" ... We Have Plenty Of Light Where We Are ... For Our Needs !! ... Thank You !!

Farewell For Now !!

ST In BG
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16792745
Israel
05/28/2012 12:38 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
WHATS A ST ?



Greetings: Anonymous Coward: User ID: 16784513

that be the Dog stuff dude

Come over to the light

**You Had Asked The Question ... To Which We Responded Truthfully In Kind !!

**Of The Pun/Joke/Teaching By Anpu/Anubis ... A Sirian Dog Being ... Yes ... It Was & Is Of Him ... & This Is The Origin Of The Word "God" & It's True Meaning !! ... Reading From Right To Left ... Saying "Dog" ... Referring To The Ornery Silly Punster & Teacher Anpu/Anubis ... & Indiciating That The "Creator Beings" Were NOT "Gods" (Which Is Insultive !!) ... But Simply Those Who Came To Terra/Earth ... Who Were Masters In Their Individual Fields Of Specializations ... & Who Created Life/Lifeforms There !!

**What We Told In The Rendering/Story ... Was Of Another Life/Lifetime ... In Which I (Ea/Enki ... In That Draconian-Dinoid Form/Look) ... Was Helped Out ... By A Near & Dear Dogon Friend ... In Which I Will Not Forget Their Kindness !!

**Obviously Being ET (Extraterrestrial) We Are Not Of Your Terrestrial American West/Old West ... We Are Not Of The Expression "Dude" ... Nor Do We Own A "Dude Ranch" !!

**As To "Coming Over To The Light" ... We Have Plenty Of Light Where We Are ... For Our Needs !! ... Thank You !!

Farewell For Now !!

ST In BG
 Quoting: ST In BG 13416868
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 14770674
United States
05/28/2012 12:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: why is God dog backwards ?
Dogs are GOD???


This explains unconditional love yes?

News