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Doomish  User ID: 8052347  United States05/28/2012 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Hope to see you there! Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 16284436 United States05/28/2012 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States05/28/2012 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164 How does one talk on there if there are so many people talking, I'm a noob with that kind of stuff, never done it. PB and I don't talk. There's a text chat screen as well so you can just type in your thoughts. You can speak if you want to, but you can just come in and listen if you'd like. Hmm, maybe I'll do it when he's not home and check it out. Are there regulars on there? Mods, of course. Sometimes they use fake names, though. PB is on there often, my gal pal Debauchery is on most nights, Crazy Jarhead, DavidAlan is on there often. Liberty, Ivan. Several regulars. I lost power last night, my electricity went out that's why I disappeared from VC. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
| Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States05/28/2012 05:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Doomish PB and I don't talk. There's a text chat screen as well so you can just type in your thoughts. You can speak if you want to, but you can just come in and listen if you'd like. Hmm, maybe I'll do it when he's not home and check it out. Are there regulars on there? Mods, of course. Sometimes they use fake names, though. PB is on there often, my gal pal Debauchery is on most nights, Crazy Jarhead, DavidAlan is on there often. Liberty, Ivan. Several regulars. I lost power last night, my electricity went out that's why I disappeared from VC. Not just you, Deb. all of GLP went off for at least an hour. No VC, no forum. Nothing. It was dark and quiet and I was skeeerred. Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
| TheGirlinBlack User ID: 1080221  Canada05/28/2012 05:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Yes please!"I stand before the Sun, rise up and see the shape of things to come. It's all the same, it's all the same, it's all the same..." - Coil __________________________ My Lord, Whose Home Is Water, grant Me the patience and strength to teach Myself the wisdom You bring. Keep Me steady, and please bless Me with serenity. By You, Your Sons, and Mine, I swear I will teach others the wisdom and magick You bestow. Bring Us all Peace, Love and Long Life. We Are Kings. Amen |
| Patrick Bateman User ID: 16007253 United States05/28/2012 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States05/28/2012 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wouldn't even attempt to take that on. No way. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
| Patrick Bateman User ID: 16007253 United States05/28/2012 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States05/28/2012 05:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm just not even sure if that would be remotely fun. At all. Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
| Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States05/28/2012 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  raw lipsI didn't even know that shit existed until I found it by accident a few months ago. Oy vey. Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
| Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States05/28/2012 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol, that thing must be like a small child. There is no way he can get a condom that fits. Garbage bag? Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
| Patrick Bateman User ID: 16007253 United States05/28/2012 06:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States05/28/2012 06:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It wouldn't. It would be painful if you could manage to get some of it in there. The length and girth are just insane. I just LOVE the ladies that are getting moist over it. They have no idea what they're asking for. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1025215 United States05/28/2012 06:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States05/28/2012 06:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol, that thing must be like a small child. There is no way he can get a condom that fits. OMG. That's about right. I'll stick with an average man that knows how to use what he's got. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 16787077 United States05/28/2012 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Patrick Bateman User ID: 16007253 United States05/28/2012 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aww, Charlie, are you jealous? Most women don't need that much meat. 6 inches or 7 is about right. And yes, you have to know howto fuck like a race horse and last longer than 3 mins. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 959969 If not, you're already in trouble. 6-7 is perfect! Like I said, Ya gotta know how to use it. Most men don't, sadly. They only last around 3mins and can sleep for 8 hrs. Wtf is that? That's why women like us wrestlers! Top 10 reasons to date a wrestler. [link to www.angelfire.com] They are all true except for the head gear one, my ears can prove that. Last Edited by Patrick Bateman on 05/28/2012 06:12 PM |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 16125425 United States05/28/2012 06:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States05/28/2012 06:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Unfortunately I turn his threads into naughty playgrounds. Poor Choo Choo. Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
| Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States05/28/2012 06:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's something like this that makes you realize sex before marriage is a good thing. Can you imagine abstaining and finding that anaconda on your wedding night? Forget about it. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
| Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States05/28/2012 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's something like this that makes you realize sex before marriage is a good thing. Quoting: Debauchery Can you imagine abstaining and finding that anaconda on your wedding night? Forget about it. Hells no. Geez. I dated a guy in college that was truly atrocious in bed. Really really bad. If I had married him and not known I would have been very unhappy. I mean he was really bad. Size and technique both matter. Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
| wisc_natureboy User ID: 16783309 United States05/28/2012 06:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States05/28/2012 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's something like this that makes you realize sex before marriage is a good thing. Quoting: Debauchery Can you imagine abstaining and finding that anaconda on your wedding night? Forget about it. So, when are you coming to Madison? Lol. There you go, Deb. a gentleman awaits. Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
| Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States05/28/2012 06:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's something like this that makes you realize sex before marriage is a good thing. Quoting: Debauchery Can you imagine abstaining and finding that anaconda on your wedding night? Forget about it. So, when are you coming to Madison?  And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
| wisc_natureboy User ID: 16783309 United States05/28/2012 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's something like this that makes you realize sex before marriage is a good thing. Quoting: Debauchery Can you imagine abstaining and finding that anaconda on your wedding night? Forget about it. So, when are you coming to Madison? Quite confident you wouldn't be laughing once you got here. ;-`) We all breathe the same air. .-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-.. |
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