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PENIS RETRACTION- SHRINKING

 
Manu-Koelbren

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05/28/2012 02:55 PM
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Dude, have you never seen Seinfeld? It's called Shrinkage!. Also, I'm pretty sure that yours is smaller than normal if it's shrinking so small that there isn't even an inch of shaft. Don't let it get you down though. Some really pretty girls that never turned into whores, only want small penises. So GO GET 'EM!
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This is a good hearted person right here, props to you for being so kind as to lie in such blatant way.
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damn i thought i would get some answer here.
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anti-agenda21 (OP)

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05/28/2012 02:57 PM
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when it happens it looks like a mushroom top has replaced my penis atop of my scrotum sack.

complete retraction
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You're not alone, calm down about it.
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you experience this yourself?
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05/28/2012 03:00 PM
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OP, it's quite normal if you really exert yourself. You need all the blood elsewhere and Mr.Happy becomes little mister not so fucking elated...shrinkage :-)
Manu-Koelbren

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when it happens it looks like a mushroom top has replaced my penis atop of my scrotum sack.

complete retraction
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You're not alone, calm down about it.
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you experience this yourself?
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I think everyone does at some extent, when I am nervous my dick usually doesn't increase in size but quite the opposite. Thing is, if you have a small dick to begin with then it's logical that it will just retract to almost a clit size.

Listen dude, some of us just come with genetic issues, I am 28 and I am balding. It sucks ass, but you need to accept these things and move on, look for ways to compensate whatever things you lack in another way, there's nothing else you can do.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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On a serious note my ex boss who was overweight he waffled to me the same thing, in the end he found out he had diabetes, so to cut a long story short(no pun intended lol)go see the doctor. but he was well overweight so dont panic but wont do any harm in checking.
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diabetes, wow

i need to look up symptoms of that
anti-agenda21 (OP)

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Dude, have you never seen Seinfeld? It's called Shrinkage!. Also, I'm pretty sure that yours is smaller than normal if it's shrinking so small that there isn't even an inch of shaft. Don't let it get you down though. Some really pretty girls that never turned into whores, only want small penises. So GO GET 'EM!
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no its much different than me getting out of a cold shower or in a lake, totally different
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same happens when you sit in the bathtub too long

but if you never did that the shrinkage could make you panic
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damn i thought i would get some answer here.
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You DID!!!!!!!
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when it happens it looks like a mushroom top has replaced my penis atop of my scrotum sack.

complete retraction
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


You're not alone, calm down about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2963795


you experience this yourself?
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


I think everyone does at some extent, when I am nervous my dick usually doesn't increase in size but quite the opposite. Thing is, if you have a small dick to begin with then it's logical that it will just retract to almost a clit size.

Listen dude, some of us just come with genetic issues, I am 28 and I am balding. It sucks ass, but you need to accept these things and move on, look for ways to compensate whatever things you lack in another way, there's nothing else you can do.
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ya i gotcha there.

im not worried about "dick size"

i could fucking care less about that
i have had a son, and the sex thing is overrated to me, and really i dont care if i ever have it again.

but this is something different, its a new experience happening to me body and i just want to find out if its normal or bad?

the person who told me about the diabetes thing has me wondering.

i think i need to go see the doctor or urologist, but the thing that worries me about that is there just gonna pond off some pharma crap on me and not really look into the real problem

most doctors today only practice medicine, they dont practice health !!!


maybe somebody here has some natural cures?

thats why im on here talking about it..
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05/28/2012 03:15 PM
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when it happens it looks like a mushroom top has replaced my penis atop of my scrotum sack.

complete retraction
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You're not alone, calm down about it.
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you experience this yourself?
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


Maybe not exactly, but I can relate to the "whenever I'm doing physical activities my dick shrinks" comment. It just doesn't completely retract into my body.
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Have you ever taken for extended periods of time or are currently taking any pharmaceutical drugs? which ones?

This is a natural reaction to certain physical exertions but can be exacerbated by side effects of certain drugs, coupled with the extra fat. Some of the drugs can cause the fat which exacerbates this more in fact.
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You're not alone, calm down about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2963795


you experience this yourself?
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


I think everyone does at some extent, when I am nervous my dick usually doesn't increase in size but quite the opposite. Thing is, if you have a small dick to begin with then it's logical that it will just retract to almost a clit size.

Listen dude, some of us just come with genetic issues, I am 28 and I am balding. It sucks ass, but you need to accept these things and move on, look for ways to compensate whatever things you lack in another way, there's nothing else you can do.
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ya i gotcha there.

im not worried about "dick size"

i could fucking care less about that
i have had a son, and the sex thing is overrated to me, and really i dont care if i ever have it again.

but this is something different, its a new experience happening to me body and i just want to find out if its normal or bad?

the person who told me about the diabetes thing has me wondering.

i think i need to go see the doctor or urologist, but the thing that worries me about that is there just gonna pond off some pharma crap on me and not really look into the real problem

most doctors today only practice medicine, they dont practice health !!!


maybe somebody here has some natural cures?

thats why im on here talking about it..
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


Go check yourself just in case but I don't think it's anything serious. Sometimes I too look at myself in the mirror and my dick seems big even when not erect, but then some other times when I used to go to the gym the bastard would shrink and i'd be all like Wtf? or even when about having sex with a chick and not being hard yet the piece of crap would get very small and fuck with my self esteem LOL

Last Edited by Manu-K on 05/28/2012 03:48 PM
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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05/28/2012 04:40 PM
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My dick has been shrinking for years, it pisses me off.

Well getting shorter anyways.... It's still wide as a pack of camels.
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05/28/2012 05:09 PM
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I got a cure, every time you take a piss massage your A.B.C. Ass Ball Connection. It's the muscle between your balls and crap hole. It helps stimulate your prostate...Every time I lift something heavy or work out or I get horny, don't know why. Even when I'm pushing a constipated shit out my dick gets harder..Sorry don't know what to tell ya.
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My dick has been shrinking for years, it pisses me off.

Well getting shorter anyways.... It's still wide as a pack of camels.
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cameltoe on the low bro
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Mine seems to shrink when I see pictures of:
Kathy Griffin
Joan Rivers
Rosie
Oprah
and especially Michelle Obama.
The doc calls it "frightened turtle syndrome".
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Have you ever taken for extended periods of time or are currently taking any pharmaceutical drugs? which ones?

This is a natural reaction to certain physical exertions but can be exacerbated by side effects of certain drugs, coupled with the extra fat. Some of the drugs can cause the fat which exacerbates this more in fact.
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This is an indicator of diabetes also. You might get a checkup from your doctor and mention the symptoms.
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05/28/2012 05:25 PM
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My dick has been shrinking for years, it pisses me off.

Well getting shorter anyways.... It's still wide as a pack of camels.
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A 20 pack of Camels isn't that wide tbh.
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Whenever i lift heavy things or exhaust myself, running, riding bike, or even when i get nervous

my dick shrinks, almost completely retracts back into my body.

its very odd and embarrising.

its like it becomes a little stub.

i have prostitis and i wonder if its somehow related.

any other guys have this problem


im 100% serious here...no joke.
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Are you on medications, more specifically blood pressure meds? Certain medications can cause the penis to shrink and or impotence (sometimes both). Look up any known side effects of medications you may be on to see if they're the reason you're having your shrinkage.
Justalittlebad

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damn i thought i would get some answer here.
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I have been laughing too hard to type. 1rof1

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Dude, have you never seen Seinfeld? It's called Shrinkage!. Also, I'm pretty sure that yours is smaller than normal if it's shrinking so small that there isn't even an inch of shaft. Don't let it get you down though. Some really pretty girls that never turned into whores, only want small penises. So GO GET 'EM!
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"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

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"It shrinks?!?"

"Like a frightened turtle!"



hf

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I got a cure, every time you take a piss massage your A.B.C. Ass Ball Connection. It's the muscle between your balls and crap hole. It helps stimulate your prostate...Every time I lift something heavy or work out or I get horny, don't know why. Even when I'm pushing a constipated shit out my dick gets harder..Sorry don't know what to tell ya.
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I believe the term you were searching for is SPHINCTER?

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
anti-agenda21 (OP)

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Have you ever taken for extended periods of time or are currently taking any pharmaceutical drugs? which ones?

This is a natural reaction to certain physical exertions but can be exacerbated by side effects of certain drugs, coupled with the extra fat. Some of the drugs can cause the fat which exacerbates this more in fact.
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no never

i hate big pharma
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Does your penis get numb when you ride a bicycle?
Anonymous Coward
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05/28/2012 06:46 PM
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Yea this happens, the trick is to make the penis relaxed before any exercise. Not sure what it is called in english but we call it the helicopter like when you spin the penis with the hand, do this before you exercise or whatever similar....
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05/28/2012 06:47 PM
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I think its something to do with very ancient flight or flight reactions that not all men get OP, it retracts to protect itself when in perceived danger.
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05/28/2012 06:48 PM
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yup, alien penis is a morph, what i can say, i dont like to show my true form, it scare little children, thats why i do meditation.
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I got a cure, every time you take a piss massage your A.B.C. Ass Ball Connection. It's the muscle between your balls and crap hole. It helps stimulate your prostate...Every time I lift something heavy or work out or I get horny, don't know why. Even when I'm pushing a constipated shit out my dick gets harder..Sorry don't know what to tell ya.
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Sounds like your prostate is getting stimulated.