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I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...

 
Heidr
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I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
and partially blocking the sidewalk. I was playing with my dog in my backyard when a sheriff's deputy parked in front of my house. He had a ticket all written out and ran up, put it on my windshield and then quickly drove away. Dude wouldn't even acknowledge me when I was less than 10 feet away from him.

What's next? A jaywalking ticket for going across the street to my in-laws house? What a racket.
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05/28/2012 11:41 PM
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
You need to deflate your airbags too, it's not safe to drive with them deployed, ma'am.


I'm letting you off with a warning this time.
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
the only way to avoid paying this fine is to show me your titties.
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05/28/2012 11:43 PM
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hairy nipple even
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You need to deflate your airbags too, it's not safe to drive with them deployed, ma'am.


I'm letting you off with a warning this time.
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lol
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Oh my God. You guys are hilarious.
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Op tard , your local swineocracy will give you a ticket for anything , they are so desperate too keep the trough full
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He's on his period.
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
and partially blocking the sidewalk. I was playing with my dog in my backyard when a sheriff's deputy parked in front of my house. He had a ticket all written out and ran up, put it on my windshield and then quickly drove away. Dude wouldn't even acknowledge me when I was less than 10 feet away from him.

What's next? A jaywalking ticket for going across the street to my in-laws house? What a racket.
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You deserved it.

Lawbreaker.

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Seriously though it sounds like your city is in need of funds... when local cops start writing tickets for petty stuff that's usually the case.

Don't leave dog toys in the front yard... they'll probably cite you for littering.

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Oh my God. You guys are hilarious.
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05/28/2012 11:48 PM
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There are handicapped people that need the sidewalk,kids walking. Sidewalks are for people not cars.
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What the heck? He ran back to his car, huh? lol He must've been afeared. Whenever things like this happen, I always find out it was one of the neighbors who called and complained. Such petty-ass crap.

It was probably some old woman who never goes outside and peeks out the curtain all day. gah. Do you have one of those living close to you?
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05/28/2012 11:51 PM
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You let him do it. I bet you pay it, too. So who are you going to blame for letting people walk all over you?
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
What the heck? He ran back to his car, huh? lol He must've been afeared. Whenever things like this happen, I always find out it was one of the neighbors who called and complained. Such petty-%$% crap.

It was probably some old woman who never goes outside and peeks out the curtain all day. gah. Do you have one of those living close to you?
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He was afeared.
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We're fairly new in a town of less than 8000 so it must be a cash flow issue. Or maybe we pissed someone off, I don't know. The crazy thing is we're on an old road where the sidewalk is only right around our house. People have to walk in the road until they get to our house, then they can walk on our sidewalk and when they get to the end of our property they have to walk in the road again. Ridiculous.
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
What the heck? He ran back to his car, huh? lol He must've been afeared. Whenever things like this happen, I always find out it was one of the neighbors who called and complained. Such petty-ass crap.

It was probably some old woman who never goes outside and peeks out the curtain all day. gah. Do you have one of those living close to you?
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Only my mother-in-law. LOL
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Oh my God. You guys are hilarious.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 932005


That's funny.
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
Find out where he lives, show up at his house and talk to him about it. I bet he never tickets you again.
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05/28/2012 11:58 PM
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Look, just consider yourself lucky he didn't decide your dog was vicious and shoot the poor thing and then write you an additional ticket for roadkill being on your sidewalk. Fucker Law Enforcement Control Freaks.
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
We're fairly new in a town of less than 8000 so it must be a cash flow issue. Or maybe we pissed someone off, I don't know. The crazy thing is we're on an old road where the sidewalk is only right around our house. People have to walk in the road until they get to our house, then they can walk on our sidewalk and when they get to the end of our property they have to walk in the road again. Ridiculous.
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I'd tell that to the judge.Tell him you understand the importance of not blocking sidewalks but in your situation the sidewalk makes no sense. Maybe he will drop it.
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Look, just consider yourself lucky he didn't decide your dog was vicious and shoot the poor thing and then write you an additional ticket for roadkill being on your sidewalk. Fucker Law Enforcement Control Freaks.
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chuckle
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
We're fairly new in a town of less than 8000 so it must be a cash flow issue. Or maybe we pissed someone off, I don't know. The crazy thing is we're on an old road where the sidewalk is only right around our house. People have to walk in the road until they get to our house, then they can walk on our sidewalk and when they get to the end of our property they have to walk in the road again. Ridiculous.
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Actually, it's not your sidewalk. I think your thought process is part of the problem.
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
Look, just consider yourself lucky he didn't decide your dog was vicious and shoot the poor thing and then write you an additional ticket for roadkill being on your sidewalk. Fucker Law Enforcement Control Freaks.
 Quoting: ParallaxPam 15366249


No kidding. I would have shot back.
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Oh my God. You guys are hilarious.
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That's funny.
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
Look, just consider yourself lucky he didn't decide your dog was vicious and shoot the poor thing and then write you an additional ticket for roadkill being on your sidewalk. Fucker Law Enforcement Control Freaks.
 Quoting: ParallaxPam 15366249


No kidding. I would have shot back.
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Don't get caught up in hate and idle threats. The cop picked on you because he's been pressured by the city. He sees you as an anonymous person and himself as just doing his job. Show up at his house, let him know who you are and that you know exactly who he is and where he lives and he'll see you as a person. Once he sees you as a person he'll stop attacking you.
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
We're fairly new in a town of less than 8000 so it must be a cash flow issue. Or maybe we pissed someone off, I don't know. The crazy thing is we're on an old road where the sidewalk is only right around our house. People have to walk in the road until they get to our house, then they can walk on our sidewalk and when they get to the end of our property they have to walk in the road again. Ridiculous.
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I'd tell that to the judge.Tell him you understand the importance of not blocking sidewalks but in your situation the sidewalk makes no sense. Maybe he will drop it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13277393


If the amount of the ticket makes it worth going to court over I'll definitely explain the situation to the judge. The kicker is that our car was only parked like that because a neighborhood boy had just washed our car for us and it was just drying. We were giving the kid a way to earn some money, trying to do a nice thing.
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
and partially blocking the sidewalk. I was playing with my dog in my backyard when a sheriff's deputy parked in front of my house. He had a ticket all written out and ran up, put it on my windshield and then quickly drove away. Dude wouldn't even acknowledge me when I was less than 10 feet away from him.

What's next? A jaywalking ticket for going across the street to my in-laws house? What a racket.
 Quoting: Heidr


See...that's yer problem there.

You PARK on a DRIVEWAY....and DRIVE on a PARKWAY.
Gotta giter right next time.

hick
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
We're fairly new in a town of less than 8000 so it must be a cash flow issue. Or maybe we pissed someone off, I don't know. The crazy thing is we're on an old road where the sidewalk is only right around our house. People have to walk in the road until they get to our house, then they can walk on our sidewalk and when they get to the end of our property they have to walk in the road again. Ridiculous.
 Quoting: Heidr


Actually, it's not your sidewalk. I think your thought process is part of the problem.
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I didn't mean it like that. People can walk on our property all they want and can walk on the sidewalk too. I just meant that it's a ridiculous situation given the way the sidewalk is around our house.
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
We're fairly new in a town of less than 8000 so it must be a cash flow issue. Or maybe we pissed someone off, I don't know. The crazy thing is we're on an old road where the sidewalk is only right around our house. People have to walk in the road until they get to our house, then they can walk on our sidewalk and when they get to the end of our property they have to walk in the road again. Ridiculous.
 Quoting: Heidr


I'd tell that to the judge.Tell him you understand the importance of not blocking sidewalks but in your situation the sidewalk makes no sense. Maybe he will drop it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13277393


If the amount of the ticket makes it worth going to court over I'll definitely explain the situation to the judge. The kicker is that our car was only parked like that because a neighborhood boy had just washed our car for us and it was just drying. We were giving the kid a way to earn some money, trying to do a nice thing.
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It wont matter its the law you aren't allowed to park cars across the path its written in law even here ive heard of people getting a ticket for it.
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Re: I Got a Ticket Today for Parking in my Driveway...
We're fairly new in a town of less than 8000 so it must be a cash flow issue. Or maybe we pissed someone off, I don't know. The crazy thing is we're on an old road where the sidewalk is only right around our house. People have to walk in the road until they get to our house, then they can walk on our sidewalk and when they get to the end of our property they have to walk in the road again. Ridiculous.
 Quoting: Heidr


I'd tell that to the judge.Tell him you understand the importance of not blocking sidewalks but in your situation the sidewalk makes no sense. Maybe he will drop it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13277393


If the amount of the ticket makes it worth going to court over I'll definitely explain the situation to the judge. The kicker is that our car was only parked like that because a neighborhood boy had just washed our car for us and it was just drying. We were giving the kid a way to earn some money, trying to do a nice thing.
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Not for the $$ but for the point I would do it. Also, your luck seems like mine,try to do something nice for someone and you get screwed.
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Look, just consider yourself lucky he didn't decide your dog was vicious and shoot the poor thing and then write you an additional ticket for roadkill being on your sidewalk. Fucker Law Enforcement Control Freaks.
 Quoting: ParallaxPam 15366249


No kidding. I would have shot back.
 Quoting: Heidr


Don't get caught up in hate and idle threats. The cop picked on you because he's been pressured by the city. He sees you as an anonymous person and himself as just doing his job. Show up at his house, let him know who you are and that you know exactly who he is and where he lives and he'll see you as a person. Once he sees you as a person he'll stop attacking you.
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Are you for real AC? Or are you being facetious? Please tell me you are joking. Because if you aren't I had no idea Pollyanna was a member of GLP.

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