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feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids

 
Burt Gummer

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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
well department of homeland security just took down animal planets website on mermaids.

[link to www.believeinmermaids.com]

looks like maybe the military really did accidentally kill all the mermaids in 2004,wtf?!
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Discovery doesn't own that website....hence why it is permanently down....copyright lawsuits to follow no doubt.
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:mermaids:
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lolsign

Dude staring into camera at the beginning like "ahhh".
The best things can't be told
because they transcend thought.
The second best are misunderstood, because those are the thoughts that are supposed
to refer to that which can't be thought about. The third best are what we talk about.
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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
FUCK THE FEDS!!!
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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
Discovery/History channels are owned by the BUSH family right?
As if you could trust anything on there....
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when feds 'seize' a webiste they dont paste a huge fucking graphic telling the public they did it, christ people
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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
Do I really have to be the one says this.

Fact or fiction, mermaids make for one hell of a distraction.
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Agreed
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:mermaids:
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lolsign

Dude staring into camera at the beginning like "ahhh".
 Quoting: neil A sitnaM


Already beginning with the process of making another person look stupid...just like the researcher for "ancient aliens."

Typical human response to something they don't understand...

If you ever get curious one day...do this little experiment. Go watch an ant-hill really carefully, then go to your local downtown area.

Tell me if you see any difference in the behavior...
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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
well department of homeland security just took down animal planets website on mermaids.

[link to www.believeinmermaids.com]

looks like maybe the military really did accidentally kill all the mermaids in 2004,wtf?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5073178

Let's check the mentioned provisions:

18 USC § 286 - CONSPIRACY TO DEFRAUD THE GOVERNMENT WITH RESPECT TO CLAIMS
18 USC § 287 - FALSE, FICTITIOUS OR FRAUDULENT CLAIMS
18 USC § 371 - CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT OFFENSE OR TO DEFRAUD UNITED STATES
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I say bsmeter2
Looks like a advertising ploy for the site.
Just look at the page code....
DHS did not take that site over....
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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
:mermaids:
 Quoting: Wonkish


lolsign

Dude staring into camera at the beginning like "ahhh".
 Quoting: neil A sitnaM


Already beginning with the process of making another person look stupid...just like the researcher for "ancient aliens."

Typical human response to something they don't understand...

If you ever get curious one day...do this little experiment. Go watch an ant-hill really carefully, then go to your local downtown area.

Tell me if you see any difference in the behavior...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129812


lolatu

You do know that the show was bogus right?
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when feds 'seize' a webiste they dont paste a huge fucking graphic telling the public they did it, christ people
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Thank you.....
Like I said, look at the source code and you will see it was put there intentionally...
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when feds 'seize' a webiste they dont paste a huge fucking graphic telling the public they did it, christ people
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Agreed. That does seem a bit odd...and a guaranteed way to kick off a controversial, shit-stirring thread in GLP, I'd have thought...ohyeah
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when feds 'seize' a webiste they dont paste a huge fucking graphic telling the public they did it, christ people
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bsflag

Case One: Bodog
[link to www.bodog.com]

Source:
<html>
<head>
<title>This domain name has been seized by ICE - Homeland Security Investigations</title>
</head>
<body bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
<div align="center"><img src="IPRC_Seized_2011_05_Baltimore.gif" width="1024" height="768" border="0"></div>
</body>
</html>

Case Two: Believe in Mermaids
[link to www.believeinmermaids.com]

Source:
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN"
" [link to www.w3.org]

<html xmlns=" [link to www.w3.org] xml:lang="en" lang="en">
<head>
<!-- believeinmermaids.com -->
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/>

<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="media/css/reset.css" media="screen" />
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="media/css/screen.css" media="screen" />

<script src=" [link to ajax.googleapis.com] type="text/javascript"></script>



<script type="text/javascript">
(function ($) {
// VERTICALLY ALIGN FUNCTION
$.fn.vAlign = function() {
return this.each(function(i){
var ah = $(this).height();
var ph = $(window).height();
var mh = Math.ceil((ph-ah) / 2);
$(this).css('margin-top', mh);
});
};
})(jQuery);
</script>

<script type="text/javascript">

var _gaq = _gaq || [];
_gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-2145848-8']);
_gaq.push(['_setDomainName', 'none']);
_gaq.push(['_setAllowLinker', true]);
_gaq.push(['_trackPageview']);

(function() {
var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true;
ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? ' [link to ssl' (secure)] : ' [link to www')] + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js';
var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s);
})();

</script>

<title>Mermaids are Real &#65533; Real Evidence from Dr. Paul Robertson, NOAA researcher</title>

</head>

<body>
<div id="wrapper">
<h1>Mermaids, merpeople, water creatures found! Mermaid legends are true!</h1>
<h2>Mermaids, merpeople, and other water creatures have been living in our oceans and lakes for years</h2>
<p>The Body Found, Mermaid, Mermaids, Real, NOAA, scientist, studies, bodies, Dr. Paul Robertson, real, evidence, mermaid body, conspiracy, Mermaids Evidence</p>

<div id="image">
<img src="media/img/mermaids_web.jpg" width="960" height="720" title="Mermaid Legends-Mermaid Sightings-water creature" alt="Mermaid legend is true, and there is proof of real live mermaids" />
</div><!-- end of #image -->

</div><!-- end of #wrapper -->

<script type="text/javascript">
$('#image').vAlign();
</script>

</body>
</html>


Sorry mermaid tards but this looks like another fake take down.
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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
well department of homeland security just took down animal planets website on mermaids.

[link to www.believeinmermaids.com]

looks like maybe the military really did accidentally kill all the mermaids in 2004,wtf?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5073178


Discovery doesn't own that website....hence why it is permanently down....copyright lawsuits to follow no doubt.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


There you go spreading rational thought again...

Nobody wants that shit here, Mr. Man!!!
"Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail"

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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
the reason they are taking down the websites is cuz they are real. its THAT simple.

I can put together pieces for 'investigators' who dont have the masonic top secret info ... I can....

numbers, colors, art, signs and more...

remember, the secret service locked me up and said 'be jesus or die' ...

very real.
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Nearly to the point (except some conclusions in the end)! These are only tiny bits of whole picture and jumping to conclusions was too early. Maybe I'll have time to write something that may connect some of this and answer questions that are left untouched. We have history of it in our legends as we are the last Scythians.
Mermaids and witches are different. chuckle
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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
I did a google search on this guy and found another site...

Mermaidsarealive.com

Which is also seized by doj?
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OMG. That is weird.

I don't know where to start with the possible conspiracies. Maybe the antichrist is going to come from the sea...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8022261
Any H.P. Lovecraft readers here? He wrote some really weird stuff about sea monsters.
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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
We are in the age of Pieces, that's why the 'holies' wear the fish gear. Jesus Fish, all that, all points to Pieces, nothing more. Interesting thing is that the age is almost over, which should mean we lose Jesus and pick a new Holy symbol based on Aquarius. The masses of Jesus heads may have a problem with that. That's what happens when you are taught a false version of your religion....

PS. I am a Minister. Instead of flaming back about how Jesus Is LORD, go do some basic theology studies.
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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
Something to connect more dots. Like one historian said: "Once you look at the Mastodon through microscope, you most likely will find a flea, but not the whole picture."
Here are two stories that are dated by some ethnologists ~10000BC, the end of the Ice Age (when these amber producing pines did appear and exist). Society split and agricultural revolution. Look at this from allegorical perspective too as these are religious legends with morals.
[link to www.dragonflyamber.com]
You most likely do not have knowledge (another legend about grass snake and trees, something that can have similarities to Bible?) to connect Greek and our legends (we are the last Scythians), but it is one of the most known legends.
Mermaids were outcasts due to sex before marriage and no marriage to the same person afterwards. It was considered a disgrace, and marriage was usually out of the question. This position in ancient times was extremely bad and there were only several choices: life in disgrace, suicide (usually in water, or it is allegory?) or giving herself to the god of water (won't go into names, not to scare you, but most know them) in exchange for another life where she could avenge her position. So beware of mermaids, LOL. My guess is some legends do not lie. This made all girls to have a dagger and they knew how to defend themselves if needed, but it was hardly helping if attacked, so chronicles tell that most of them were choosing suicide with this weapon. Then look at another legend about princess Vanda. Vanduo means water in Lithuanian, v is prononuced as vu or vuo (Samogitian) in a dialect giving vuonda, vuondine (or undine) meaning mermaid too. It was taken from Scythian legends, traditions. Polish conquered our lands and have mixed heritage including some former Scythian, but don't have linguistical means that can explain meanings. I'll leave it to make your own conclusions about fate of princess. Were these allegories or not.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Now we are at the point where Amazons come out (the ones that wiped out Hittites out of revenge). Aryan invasion in India left women without men and Scythian princes comming from other lands were killed on the way. Polish have their prehistory based on these legends as descendants from Amazons and Scythians. Look at the place now called Mazovia (just add A at the beginning and write it in Greek, LOL), central part of Poland conquered from us at X age where are roots of Vanda legend.
Now I'm not sure why women that will never be married were "mermaids", but there must be some reason for that (food for thought). Arian religion background for mermaids and tradition was well known and scare stories have real background. BOO! Mermaids were not the same as witches as these were different (long story about them too). Church simply eradicated everything that was connected with old religion. Old gods turned into devil names, creating witches, sorcerers, and other nonsense in which you can easily loose what was it all about. Mermaids with time disappeared in it too.
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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
and what you don't know yet
is that the mermaids were an
genetic mutant experiment
by the DOD. they were created
to be weapons and they were
uncontrollable. they thought
they could replace dolphins,
boy were they wrong.
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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
and what you don't know yet
is that the mermaids were an
genetic mutant experiment
by the DOD. they were created
to be weapons and they were
uncontrollable. they thought
they could replace dolphins,
boy were they wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16864685


the deaths of the mermaids
is the Navy trying to clean
up a genetic experiment gone
wrong.
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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
It's already been estabished that the APL mermaid documentary is for entertainment purposes.

Can anyone shed some light as to what's fact and what's fiction? Was the navy really testing sonar weapons and beaching whales?

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cruise
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Can enayone shed some light as to what's factand what's fiction? Was the navy really testing sonar weapons and beaching whales?
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yes, the Navy is responsible
but the whales were not the primary
target. the mermaids were swimming
with the whales. the intelligence of
the mermaids allowed them to use
the whales as decoys.
beaching of the whales is a
side effect or collateral damage.
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Can enayone shed some light as to what's factand what's fiction? Was the navy really testing sonar weapons and beaching whales?
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yes, the Navy is responsible
but the whales were not the primary
target. the mermaids were swimming
with the whales. the intelligence of
the mermaids allowed them to use
the whales as decoys.
beaching of the whales is a
side effect or collateral damage.
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How bout a link?
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Can enayone shed some light as to what's factand what's fiction? Was the navy really testing sonar weapons and beaching whales?
 Quoting: -GooGooFlexy-


yes, the Navy is responsible
but the whales were not the primary
target. the mermaids were swimming
with the whales. the intelligence of
the mermaids allowed them to use
the whales as decoys.
beaching of the whales is a
side effect or collateral damage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16864685


How bout a link?
 Quoting: -GooGooFlexy-


you won't find one without
security clearance.
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FUCK THE FEDS!!!
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Shows video of fisherman pulling up a human type species in net.

Also has video that boys recorded in 2004's during washingtons massive whale beaching.

[link to www.cryptomundo.com]
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Tempus est optimus iudex - Time will tell
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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
Looks like a publicity stunt.
[link to z6mag.com]

About a quarter of the way down the page they talk about the website in question.
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Well that would tick me off if discovery channel was pulling a fake "take down" of these sites
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If so...there should be laws about impersonating police activity.
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Re: feds take down animal planet's website on mermaids
Animal Planet themself says: it is pure Sci-Fi... wo wtf ^^

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