I wonder what God smells like?

duck,lol, was what she said.

Roses

Fresh ozone

Just one: "ewwww"

Chloroform and old spice Fiji.

pheromones

god smells like anything you want god to smell like

ear wax

yep, if you want him/she/it to smell or stink like shit, be my guest...

Nothing aaaaaand everything

Would it be possible for God to smell bad? Or is that somehow heretical?

Wouldn't that be awkward? You meet God and he is the most beautiful supreme being.

but...

like a powerful BO is coming off him. And you're kind of trying to be respectful, but your eyes start to water and your smile slowly starts to slip...

fresh rain

If I ask you what is the taste of your mouth all you can do is to say: it is neither sweet nor bitter, nor sour nor astringent; it is what remains when all these tastes are not.
Šrí Nisargadatta Maharaj

That is a cool statement

bitter almond, with a touch of ammonia.

Graham crackers?

LOL..when I was a sophomore in catholic hs about a hundred years ago, we had to write an essay on 'Who is God?' and I wrote using all 5 senses..I said God smelled like old spice..like my grandpa, and like fresh cut hay, or my horse's saddle!

that's 2 for old spice!

He's made of everything...if you mix all the colors together you get black, if you mix all the smells together they smell like shit, therefore...

so... what does he TASTE like then? lol

this reminds me of a HS English teacher that asked us if death had a taste, what would it be? I raised my hand and said "licorice." She went on with more questions, and I always answered "licorice." She said "Okay!!! We know you hate licorice!" LOL

Anyhoo, I think God is beyond smells, but I'm thinking it would be Gardenia's.

then it's not God, it's the other one.

That's pretty rough. You meet God. He gives you eternal life and paradise... but you call him the Devil just because he has BO?

You're pretty picky.

I smell like pot

:IZZA:

My thoughts are that you are letting creepy demons into your brain. What are you, ten or eleven?

Ineffable.

Amma, the hugging saint from India is the closest thing to God on the planet. She feeds, clothes, houses and loves the poorest of the poor in 191 countries and has hugged over 30 million people. My first hug was in 2002 on my 40th birthday and her touch cured me of medically documented extreme allergies that I had suffered with all my life. I went home from the hug event and for the first time in my life, I could breathe through my nose. I used to sneeze 100's of times a day. For the last ten years I havent sneezed at all! She will hug me once again on my birthday May 31. My 50th birthday. She exudes the fragrance of roses from her open heart. After being hugged you will never want to wash those clothes.She begins her US tour in seattle may 31. Her hugs are free.

old spice aftershave

Ruh Booty

A1 steak sauce?

sweet and skunky