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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 16083263 United States 05/29/2012 12:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Would it be possible for God to smell bad? Or is that somehow heretical? Wouldn't that be awkward? You meet God and he is the most beautiful supreme being. but... like a powerful BO is coming off him. And you're kind of trying to be respectful, but your eyes start to water and your smile slowly starts to slip... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7694243 United States 05/29/2012 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL..when I was a sophomore in catholic hs about a hundred years ago, we had to write an essay on 'Who is God?' and I wrote using all 5 senses..I said God smelled like old spice..like my grandpa, and like fresh cut hay, or my horse's saddle! that's 2 for old spice! |
BRIEF User ID: 381742 United States 05/29/2012 12:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He's made of everything...if you mix all the colors together you get black, if you mix all the smells together they smell like shit, therefore... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 16083263 United States 05/29/2012 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL..when I was a sophomore in catholic hs about a hundred years ago, we had to write an essay on 'Who is God?' and I wrote using all 5 senses..I said God smelled like old spice..like my grandpa, and like fresh cut hay, or my horse's saddle! that's 2 for old spice! so... what does he TASTE like then? lol |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1369739 United States 05/29/2012 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anyhoo, I think God is beyond smells, but I'm thinking it would be Gardenia's. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1369739 United States 05/29/2012 12:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Would it be possible for God to smell bad? Or is that somehow heretical? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16083263 Wouldn't that be awkward? You meet God and he is the most beautiful supreme being. but... like a powerful BO is coming off him. And you're kind of trying to be respectful, but your eyes start to water and your smile slowly starts to slip... then it's not God, it's the other one. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 16083263 United States 05/29/2012 12:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Would it be possible for God to smell bad? Or is that somehow heretical? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16083263 Wouldn't that be awkward? You meet God and he is the most beautiful supreme being. but... like a powerful BO is coming off him. And you're kind of trying to be respectful, but your eyes start to water and your smile slowly starts to slip... then it's not God, it's the other one. That's pretty rough. You meet God. He gives you eternal life and paradise... but you call him the Devil just because he has BO? You're pretty picky. |
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Janine User ID: 15592071 United States 05/29/2012 12:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Amma, the hugging saint from India is the closest thing to God on the planet. She feeds, clothes, houses and loves the poorest of the poor in 191 countries and has hugged over 30 million people. My first hug was in 2002 on my 40th birthday and her touch cured me of medically documented extreme allergies that I had suffered with all my life. I went home from the hug event and for the first time in my life, I could breathe through my nose. I used to sneeze 100's of times a day. For the last ten years I havent sneezed at all! She will hug me once again on my birthday May 31. My 50th birthday. She exudes the fragrance of roses from her open heart. After being hugged you will never want to wash those clothes.She begins her US tour in seattle may 31. Her hugs are free. |
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