SOLVED : Half Past Monkey's Ass, Quarter To His Balls

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SOLVED : Half Past Monkey's Ass, Quarter To His Balls
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1296565 United States 05/29/2012 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	SOLVED : Half Past Monkey's Ass, Quarter To His Balls 3 = monkey's ass 8 = balls Half past monkey's ass = hour hand slightly after the middle of the 3(AM or PM) Quarter to his balls = minute hand 15 Minutes away from the 8 which would be "5". 3 = 3 AM or PM 5 = 25 Minutes Half Past Monkey's Ass, Quarter To His Balls = 3:25 AM or PM Another one of life's mysteries solved on GLP.

grrttsgar User ID: 16874200 United States 05/29/2012 02:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: SOLVED : Half Past Monkey's Ass, Quarter To His Balls What about when its "a hair past a freckle"?? Last Edited by grrttsgar on 05/29/2012 02:43 PM The Morning Star [link to www.youtube.com] [link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70046316 United States 12/28/2016 12:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: SOLVED : Half Past Monkey's Ass, Quarter To His Balls
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63861767 United States 07/28/2017 04:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: SOLVED : Half Past Monkey's Ass, Quarter To His Balls If his balls are 8, then the expression "quarter TO his balls" would mean you have to divide the 40 minutes into 4. So shouldn't it be 3:10? If the saying is "quarter TILL his balls", then the minute hand has traveled 3/4 of the way to the 8 meaning it's 3:30
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75256006 United States 07/29/2017 07:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: SOLVED : Half Past Monkey's Ass, Quarter To His Balls Is this,"Eastern Elbow Time" per chance?
Thirdeyeßlind User ID: 75264635 United States 07/29/2017 07:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: SOLVED : Half Past Monkey's Ass, Quarter To His Balls OK...This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've read. Love it. Cast upon this earth against my will Waiting patiently to go home
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