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4000 flesh eating bacteria infested zombie canniblas on the loose on the street of the USA tonight, WARNING

 
Cheswolf

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the op didnt say the 4000 would be human
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I did not get this figure out of the blue, it came from interior security sources from the US state department, meant for families of US diplomatic personel abroad left at home.
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no i meant we could be talking about 4000 infected dogs or cats?
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At this point, all scenarios are currently looked at
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So.... You know "US diplomat personnel abround" and are "left at home". So it had to go out to more then just you, but it was detailed enough to say it escaped from the CDC, that it is happening tonight, that it will be 4000 "Things", what to look for, and that it passes like the flue. This information was all in one communication, went out to multiple people, and your the only one out there reporting on it, and you wont retype this "message". I want some doom dude, and your making this very difficult.
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Its bike night tonight!
I don't the zombies cant catch my Ducati!

I might even take a bump of bath salt before I ride out!
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BREAKING NEWS !!

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I did not get this figure out of the blue, it came from interior security sources from the US state department, meant for families of US diplomatic personel abroad left at home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324077


no i meant we could be talking about 4000 infected dogs or cats?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16951924


At this point, all scenarios are currently looked at
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324077


So.... You know "US diplomat personnel abround" and are "left at home". So it had to go out to more then just you, but it was detailed enough to say it escaped from the CDC, that it is happening tonight, that it will be 4000 "Things", what to look for, and that it passes like the flue. This information was all in one communication, went out to multiple people, and your the only one out there reporting on it, and you wont retype this "message". I want some doom dude, and your making this very difficult.
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i think were all in agreement then, it seems very credible so far.
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05/30/2012 04:24 PM
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So when tomorrow morning comes and there are not thousands of face eaters running around, can we add this to the failed prediction list?
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05/30/2012 04:25 PM
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Its bike night tonight!
I don't the zombies cant catch my Ducati!

I might even take a bump of bath salt before I ride out!
5a
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05/30/2012 04:29 PM
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Source: 112145
date: 5/30/2012
US State department
Kathleen Sebelius

Note/

All us diplomatic personel

Urgent message

xxxx xxxxxxxx has noted and verified the following warning, all families of US Diplomatic personel living in the continental USA are urged to saty home tonight, possible spread of an unknown virus cited as the cause.

Further report at 2300 Paris time
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05/30/2012 04:31 PM
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Why night fall?

virus can work day or night

what is the significance of night?
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05/30/2012 04:32 PM
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Source: 112145
date: 5/30/2012
US State department
Kathleen Sebelius

Note/

All us diplomatic personel

Urgent message

xxxx xxxxxxxx has noted and verified the following warning, all families of US Diplomatic personel living in the continental USA are urged to saty home tonight, possible spread of an unknown virus cited as the cause.

Further report at 2300 Paris time
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link please
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Source: 112145
date: 5/30/2012
US State department
Kathleen Sebelius

Note/

All us diplomatic personel

Urgent message

xxxx xxxxxxxx has noted and verified the following warning, all families of US Diplomatic personel living in the continental USA are urged to saty home tonight, possible spread of an unknown virus cited as the cause.

Further report at 2300 Paris time
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and you spelled stay wrong so im kinda thinking you put this yourself
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05/30/2012 04:33 PM
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So I'm sat in this really boring meeting when I could be playing golf!!!
But shit some ones got to decide what to do with the few hundred million using our land and resources in the states?
How to get rid of them?

Stupid fucks have been allowed to have guns for fucks sake!!!! Who let that happen? Also the damn forces and police, well half of them will more than likely stand up for the useless eaters and turn against us when told to stick em in camps?

Its a problem and its a nice day and I should be golfing! Fucking wankers taking my time up.

But then I have an idea, should work, should be agreed and that's me on the course by 11am.

"gentlemen, what I propose is that we allow an outbreak of one of our little viruses which will create flesh eating zombie like conditions in our herds therefore forcing them to kill each other whether infected or not! Then we can send our troops in, we have already stocked up on hollow points and they will then be happy to blow them all away!"

And that was me out on the first tee, oh so happy.

byekitty ohyeah
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Re: 4000 flesh eating bacteria infested zombie canniblas on the loose on the street of the USA tonight, WARNING
Source: 112145
date: 5/30/2012
US State department
Kathleen Sebelius

Note/

All us diplomatic personel

Urgent message

xxxx xxxxxxxx has noted and verified the following warning, all families of US Diplomatic personel living in the continental USA are urged to saty home tonight, possible spread of an unknown virus cited as the cause.

Further report at 2300 Paris time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324077


link please
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Dont get link happy yet, that will destroy all the doom fun we are having lol. So how did you get the rest of your information if it didn't come via the cable?
Cheswolf

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05/30/2012 04:35 PM
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Source: 112145
date: 5/30/2012
US State department
Kathleen Sebelius

Note/

All us diplomatic personel

Urgent message

xxxx xxxxxxxx has noted and verified the following warning, all families of US Diplomatic personel living in the continental USA are urged to saty home tonight, possible spread of an unknown virus cited as the cause.

Further report at 2300 Paris time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324077


and you spelled stay wrong so im kinda thinking you put this yourself
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He was retyping it from the "official" vie sitting in front of him im sure, so spelling errors are expected. Esp when your afraid that your typing will get you shot lol. So......

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Source: 112145
date: 5/30/2012
US State department
Kathleen Sebelius

Note/

All us diplomatic personel

Urgent message

xxxx xxxxxxxx has noted and verified the following warning, all families of US Diplomatic personel living in the continental USA are urged to saty home tonight, possible spread of an unknown virus cited as the cause.

Further report at 2300 Paris time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324077


and you spelled stay wrong so im kinda thinking you put this yourself
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12265901


He was retyping it from the "official" vie sitting in front of him im sure, so spelling errors are expected. Esp when your afraid what your typing will get you shot lol. So......
 Quoting: Cheswolf


lol i was just making sure because i usually just copy and paste saves me the trouble lol
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then don't let him in again, he will infect your entire family
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Thanks for the tip.
We were just going to sit down for dinner.
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look at the eyes:dilated pupils means infection
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Can I safely assume empty eye sockets also mean infection?
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And no face also...

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I copied the report and made a typo error
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It was a telex, you cannot paste and copy such docs
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05/30/2012 04:39 PM
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His uncle works inside a cable that leads to the embassy. Its true, i saw it with my periscope, just left from Nibiru.
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05/30/2012 04:41 PM
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Ok now this message doesn't says anything about the number 4000
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05/30/2012 04:41 PM
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LOL this is great ...get ready to add another thread to the
"Failed Predictions Postings" hahahaha...this is a good one though ...at least it's fun.
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05/30/2012 04:42 PM
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[link to althistory.wikia.com]
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05/30/2012 04:42 PM
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Well if OP is legit, he would have to hand-copy everything.

Even if you COULD cut and paste, you would not want to. It would end up in the workstation's cache and probably logged.

Computer Security 101: If something important needs to be copied in secret, you do it by hand.
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I wish we had 28 days later infection kind of disease.

I dont mind if I perish. Bring on the doom. I'm learning for my Pilot license. My father and my 2 brothers are pilots so. It's in the family flying. One brother is pilot in the dutch airforce.

Problem might be the no-flyzone.

So Bring on thehelicopterdamned2
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05/30/2012 04:45 PM
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Well if OP is legit, he would have to hand-copy everything.

Even if you COULD cut and paste, you would not want to. It would end up in the workstation's cache and probably logged.

Computer Security 101: If something important needs to be copied in secret, you do it by hand.
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This is very true, I wonder why people are so interested in 1 staring this thread.

Op may be doing us a favor.
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05/30/2012 04:51 PM
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OP more info?
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Ok OP you have our attention, give us an update, and more explanation.
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05/30/2012 04:54 PM
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Ok OP you have our attention, give us an update, and more explanation.
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Yea man come on, you cant just give us some info like this and then boom just leave....Unless you are in fact a troll.
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What else are they saying about it where you are? Please
inform
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OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05/30/2012 04:58 PM
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Why night fall?

virus can work day or night

what is the significance of night?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16417094


Remember the Will Smith movie "I Am Legend"? The mutants come out at night or in the shadows...they have superhuman strength...they're cannibalistic...it starts with a fever...they don't wear much clothes because they're running so hot...in the movie it's an escaped lab experiment where they're trying to make something that will kill cancer but it doesn't work so well...it's a mutant form of rabies mixed with flu...guess what date they show in this trailer?! The movie is from 2007.



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