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4000 flesh eating bacteria infested zombie canniblas on the loose on the street of the USA tonight, WARNING

 
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Why night fall?

virus can work day or night

what is the significance of night?
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Remember the Will Smith movie "I Am Legend"? The mutants come out at night or in the shadows...they have superhuman strength...they're cannibalistic...it starts with a fever...they don't wear much clothes because they're running so hot...in the movie it's an escaped lab experiment where they're trying to make something that will kill cancer but it doesn't work so well...it's a mutant form of rabies mixed with flu...guess what date they show in this trailer?! The movie is from 2007.



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Source: 112145
date: 5/30/2012
US State department
Kathleen Sebelius

Note/

All us diplomatic personel

Urgent message

xxxx xxxxxxxx has noted and verified the following warning, all families of US Diplomatic personel living in the continental USA are urged to saty home tonight, possible spread of an unknown virus cited as the cause.

Further report at 2300 Paris time
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and you spelled stay wrong so im kinda thinking you put this yourself
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And Sebelius is Health and Human Services Sec. What's up with the State Department header?
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then don't let him in again, he will infect your entire family
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Thanks for the tip.
We were just going to sit down for dinner.
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look at the eyes:dilated pupils means infection
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what do you recommend they do when they see someone with dilated pupils after dark?
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Yes, I would like to know what he recommends people do, should anyone have diluted pupils, not just after dark, because lack of light isn't the only thing that does that, many conditions do that. LOL.
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Source: 112145
date: 5/30/2012
US State department
Kathleen Sebelius

Note/

All us diplomatic personel

Urgent message

xxxx xxxxxxxx has noted and verified the following warning, all families of US Diplomatic personel living in the continental USA are urged to saty home tonight, possible spread of an unknown virus cited as the cause.

Further report at 2300 Paris time
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and you spelled stay wrong so im kinda thinking you put this yourself
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And Sebelius is Health and Human Services Sec. What's up with the State Department header?
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I was wondering!? What do you make of this!?
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?????
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eat my ass with a spoon.
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prolly game over for op.
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prolly game over for op.
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I would assume that is what has happened if this leak was legit......
Guys, I dunno what to make of it...
The release he copied was of an actual employee...
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bumpbumpwtf OP COME BACK!!!!!
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"Some scientists visualise a zombie like situation in the world of humans if the rabies and human influenza viruses undergo hybridisation. The rabies virus, when mutated with the influenza virus, will behave like a zombie, with uncontrolled madness. The infected humans too will behave like zombies, according to a National Geographic report. To support its claim, the report says scientists in northern Arizona have found that animals, particularly skunks and foxes, are actually spreading the virus through socialisation, that is, through the aerial route. Just by moving together with an infected animal, a healthy animal may be infected with the air-borne virus, not necessarily through a bite.

“What is unusual is that this new strain of rabies appears to have mutated so that foxes and skunks are now able to pass the virus on to their kin — not just through biting and scratching but through simple socialising, as humans might spread a flu,” says the report in National Geographic News.
In the Indian scenario, wild animals are spreading the rabies virus to domestic animals like dogs. Whether the virus is transmitted from wild animals to stray dogs through bites or socialisation is yet to be studied.

But since the rabies and flu viruses have different genetic make-up, hybridisation between the two is theoretically impossible. But things can go awry when man meddles with natural laws, as he is prone to do. New pathogens and new diseases have evolved in the recent past and what once formed part of science fiction has now become a reality. Let’s hope, such a deadly strain with a combination of rabies and flu traits never becomes a reality."

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"Some scientists visualise a zombie like situation in the world of humans if the rabies and human influenza viruses undergo hybridisation. The rabies virus, when mutated with the influenza virus, will behave like a zombie, with uncontrolled madness. The infected humans too will behave like zombies, according to a National Geographic report. To support its claim, the report says scientists in northern Arizona have found that animals, particularly skunks and foxes, are actually spreading the virus through socialisation, that is, through the aerial route. Just by moving together with an infected animal, a healthy animal may be infected with the air-borne virus, not necessarily through a bite.

“What is unusual is that this new strain of rabies appears to have mutated so that foxes and skunks are now able to pass the virus on to their kin — not just through biting and scratching but through simple socialising, as humans might spread a flu,” says the report in National Geographic News.
In the Indian scenario, wild animals are spreading the rabies virus to domestic animals like dogs. Whether the virus is transmitted from wild animals to stray dogs through bites or socialisation is yet to be studied.

But since the rabies and flu viruses have different genetic make-up, hybridisation between the two is theoretically impossible. But things can go awry when man meddles with natural laws, as he is prone to do. New pathogens and new diseases have evolved in the recent past and what once formed part of science fiction has now become a reality. Let’s hope, such a deadly strain with a combination of rabies and flu traits never becomes a reality."

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1dpanic Obama is monitoring the situation.
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So my wife was sick today, dizzy and feeling like shes gonna vomit...soon as I got home she basically fell face down into the bed...now I am worried when she wakes up she will eat me and the kids since we are in central fla close enough to miami...OMG the dog just woke her up and she GROWLED back...help im being eaten!
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So my wife was sick today, dizzy and feeling like shes gonna vomit...soon as I got home she basically fell face down into the bed...now I am worried when she wakes up she will eat me and the kids since we are in central fla close enough to miami...OMG the dog just woke her up and she GROWLED back...help im being eaten!
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DIS-INFO FAGGOTRY!!!!

stfu
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So my wife was sick today, dizzy and feeling like shes gonna vomit...soon as I got home she basically fell face down into the bed...now I am worried when she wakes up she will eat me and the kids since we are in central fla close enough to miami...OMG the dog just woke her up and she GROWLED back...help im being eaten!
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DIS-INFO FAGGOTRY!!!!

stfu
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ever hear of sarcasm? good lord!
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So my wife was sick today, dizzy and feeling like shes gonna vomit...soon as I got home she basically fell face down into the bed...now I am worried when she wakes up she will eat me and the kids since we are in central fla close enough to miami...OMG the dog just woke her up and she GROWLED back...help im being eaten!
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DIS-INFO FAGGOTRY!!!!

stfu
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ever hear of sarcasm? good lord!
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Lol bro....poop
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i cant see this being true, if they was people walking around eating the alive surely US would have warnings on the telly
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i feel i can safely say bsflag on this one

cmon guys. theres stories all over about cannibals etc, you should EXPECT someone on GLP to act like they have inside info on a zombie outbreak... i mean seriously its expected

though i can easily say this since im on the west coast and would have some warning. if i lived in florida i would be locked n loadedmacgun
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i feel i can safely say bsflag on this one

cmon guys. theres stories all over about cannibals etc, you should EXPECT someone on GLP to act like they have inside info on a zombie outbreak... i mean seriously its expected

though i can easily say this since im on the west coast and would have some warning. if i lived in florida i would be locked n loadedmacgun
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hope they stop it before it gets out of florida
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[link to news.nationalgeographic.com]

Here you go...from 2010.

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So my wife was sick today, dizzy and feeling like shes gonna vomit...soon as I got home she basically fell face down into the bed...now I am worried when she wakes up she will eat me and the kids since we are in central fla close enough to miami...OMG the dog just woke her up and she GROWLED back...help im being eaten!
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DIS-INFO FAGGOTRY!!!!

stfu
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ever hear of sarcasm? good lord!
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rofl
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[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]
read this in the newspaper a couple days ago, didnt think anything about it until now wtf
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If i put one of these female zombies head in a vise and sodomize it , will i catch it. lolololol
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Source: 112145
date: 5/30/2012
US State department
Kathleen Sebelius

Note/

All us diplomatic personel

Urgent message

xxxx xxxxxxxx has noted and verified the following warning, all families of US Diplomatic personel living in the continental USA are urged to saty home tonight, possible spread of an unknown virus cited as the cause.

Further report at 2300 Paris time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324077


and you spelled stay wrong so im kinda thinking you put this yourself
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12265901


And Sebelius is Health and Human Services Sec. What's up with the State Department header?
 Quoting: ReVbo™


I was wondering!? What do you make of this!?
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I make bullshit out of it.
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Why the frak would they tell France????? I might have been more open to this idea if you had not said they told France. How did that read "Oh btw we are releasing the zombies tonight, have a great weekend"
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Because they just know that France will never do anything about this. You know their reputation! LOL.
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looking on google there loads of stories about flesh eating bacteria
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Homeless, It's whats for dinner.
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What's for desert ?
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Crack whore in a nice chocolate ganache.
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Why night fall?

virus can work day or night

what is the significance of night?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16417094


Remember the Will Smith movie "I Am Legend"? The mutants come out at night or in the shadows...they have superhuman strength...they're cannibalistic...it starts with a fever...they don't wear much clothes because they're running so hot...in the movie it's an escaped lab experiment where they're trying to make something that will kill cancer but it doesn't work so well...it's a mutant form of rabies mixed with flu...guess what date they show in this trailer?! The movie is from 2007.



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ahhh
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Reports on twitter now
[link to twitter.com (secure)]
Your all gonna die.....just not today

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Why night fall?

virus can work day or night

what is the significance of night?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16417094


Remember the Will Smith movie "I Am Legend"? The mutants come out at night or in the shadows...they have superhuman strength...they're cannibalistic...it starts with a fever...they don't wear much clothes because they're running so hot...in the movie it's an escaped lab experiment where they're trying to make something that will kill cancer but it doesn't work so well...it's a mutant form of rabies mixed with flu...guess what date they show in this trailer?! The movie is from 2007.



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ahhh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16907667


shocked

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