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'Serpent-Handling' West Virginia Pastor Dies From Snake Bite

 
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'Serpent-Handling' West Virginia Pastor Dies From Snake Bite
A "serpent-handling" West Virginia pastor died after his rattlesnake bit him during a church ritual, just as the man had apparently watched a snake kill his father years before.

Pentecostal pastor Mark Wolford, 44, hosted an outdoor service at the Panther Wildlife Management Area in West Virginia Sunday, which he touted on his Facebook page prior to the event



lol
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Yeeeah, sooo, post a link to this shit or be banned, OP.
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Yeeeah, sooo, post a link to this shit or be banned, OP.
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my bad
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Yeeeah, sooo, post a link to this shit or be banned, OP.
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my bad
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Yall BAN over that?sheesh...kinda harsh....
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Allow me MO

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Do not tempt the Lord, your God. I have always yelled at those folks doing that. Faith is one thing and the passages they refer to means that if a snake or other some other deadly thing happens to come your way it won't harm you. I can personally attest to that. But I will not go kiss a rattler, that's just daring God.
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Okay, so for all the Pentacostals out there, the takeaway should be obvious.

Either 1) The outcome proves that there is no God, at least not a God that corresponds to their beliefs, or 2) He/She/It doesn't give a shit about stupid inbred hillbillies

I opt for 2
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where this custm came frm ill never understand.
But the bible clearly says not to test god.(jesus said)
But it then says to test god.
LOL


so confusing.
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Yall BAN over that?sheesh...kinda harsh....
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he forgot to get a mason doctor to remove the venom sacks so he could play jesus and amaze the folks... and sheeple wonder how they handle snakes so long,that is until the snakes are switched...never mind how some still know they have been switched and dont die...amateurs,lol.
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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I think God was trying to tell him something.
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Yall BAN over that?sheesh...kinda harsh....
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It's IN THE FUCKING RULES ON EVERY SINGLE POSTING PAGE:


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IF YOU THINK THAT IS "HARSH", the rules that we ENFORCE to PROTECT THIS FORUM, in accordance with the LAW, so that all you IDIOTS can post on it and read your fucking NEWS... if you think that's "HARSH", then you need to FUCK RIGHT OFF TO ANOTHER GODDAMN FORUM and DON'T FUCKING LOOK BACK.
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sure thing asshole. i get nothing but viruses from this site anyways.

Way to be an arsehole jerk.
i simply forgot the link
but if u are a mod and this is your attitude fine. assface fuck you.
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Bill Engvall said it best, "Here's Your Sign......"another do
I put a spell on you
and now you're gone.
My whammy fell on you
and it was strong.
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wow, this was all over the news yesterday morning. Thought all the whack-job Christian haters woulda been on this sooner.

buh bye.
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where this custm came frm ill never understand.
But the bible clearly says not to test god.(jesus said)
But it then says to test god.
LOL


so confusing.
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if you don't know where it came from, don't say "the Bible clearly says."
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he forgot to get a mason doctor to remove the venom sacks so he could play jesus and amaze the folks... and sheeple wonder how they handle snakes so long,that is until the snakes are switched...never mind how some still know they have been switched and dont die...amateurs,lol.
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


Yea these guys are seriously stupid. They obviously believe their lies.

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