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Congratulations President Romney uh...buh bye Obama
Let me be the first to congratulate you president Romney. NOW PLEASE, may we see some real changes? First of all...give us our rights back! Bring jobs back to the USA. Legalize marijuana, allow open carry in every state, make our vehicles an extension of our homes. Make mandatory drug testing for food stamps & wic etc, in every state. Help lower gas & utility prices!


What would you like to see changed?
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it's not going to happen, O will get his 2nd term, sorry to burst your bubble. norespect
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Let me be the first to congratulate you president Romney. NOW PLEASE, may we see some real changes? First of all...give us our rights back! Bring jobs back to the USA. Legalize marijuana, allow open carry in every state, make our vehicles an extension of our homes. Make mandatory drug testing for food stamps & wic etc, in every state. Help lower gas & utility prices!


What would you like to see changed?
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No. Because I Mitt Romney am a winner and you are a loser looking for hand outs. Go ask a relative for a job or loan. The first order of business is to loot what is left of Social Security;there's no one to stop us now that you unsuccessful people who punish success have given Republicans the House and Executive.

I will make it mandatory for SS to be put into private accounts instead of a Socialist account where successful people like myself cant invest it.

We will trade SS on the rigged uh, stock market and it will be lost but that's O.K. because unsuccessful elderly people deserve to eat Cat food if that's all they can afford.


Next I will enjoy looking Presidential and I will let Karl Rove and the Israeli Government decide what to do about foreign policy. After I sign a declaration of war on Iran as they suggest I will bring back the draft and voila(!) Jobs for all; as Soldiers.

Those who die in battle will be remembered as great hero's and those who make it back will be held in contempt for being a drag on the economy as the look to the Government for handouts for their head wounds and various physical and psychological trauma. Since I will cut the Veterans administration to the bone they will just have to look to their neighbors for help with their violent tendencies and nightmares, I hear alcohol helps.

My main focus of my administration will be rewarding those successful people with tax cuts while cutting out higher education and "streamlining" the American job market by getting rid of dead weight so our books are in the Black again, China will help by taking those noncompetitive jobs that we don't want.

Even though unemployment will be at record levels, we will cut out all social programs and food stamps, this will motivate those who can no longer get a job or education to just die already so us successful people can show the world how to compete with up and coming nations economically without an educated and employed middleclass.

Oh I know you say that it's impossible you say Mitt, this is a recipe for Revolution or Fascism.

And I say, I'm an American and SO CAN YOU!
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Let me be the first to congratulate you president Romney. NOW PLEASE, may we see some real changes? First of all...give us our rights back! Bring jobs back to the USA. Legalize marijuana, allow open carry in every state, make our vehicles an extension of our homes. Make mandatory drug testing for food stamps & wic etc, in every state. Help lower gas & utility prices!


What would you like to see changed?
 Quoting: ChvyV8Bldr


No. Because I Mitt Romney am a winner and you are a loser looking for hand outs. Go ask a relative for a job or loan. The first order of business is to loot what is left of Social Security;there's no one to stop us now that you unsuccessful people who punish success have given Republicans the House and Executive.

I will make it mandatory for SS to be put into private accounts instead of a Socialist account where successful people like myself cant invest it.

We will trade SS on the rigged uh, stock market and it will be lost but that's O.K. because unsuccessful elderly people deserve to eat Cat food if that's all they can afford.


Next I will enjoy looking Presidential and I will let Karl Rove and the Israeli Government decide what to do about foreign policy. After I sign a declaration of war on Iran as they suggest I will bring back the draft and voila(!) Jobs for all; as Soldiers.

Those who die in battle will be remembered as great hero's and those who make it back will be held in contempt for being a drag on the economy as the look to the Government for handouts for their head wounds and various physical and psychological trauma. Since I will cut the Veterans administration to the bone they will just have to look to their neighbors for help with their violent tendencies and nightmares, I hear alcohol helps.

My main focus of my administration will be rewarding those successful people with tax cuts while cutting out higher education and "streamlining" the American job market by getting rid of dead weight so our books are in the Black again, China will help by taking those noncompetitive jobs that we don't want.

Even though unemployment will be at record levels, we will cut out all social programs and food stamps, this will motivate those who can no longer get a job or education to just die already so us successful people can show the world how to compete with up and coming nations economically without an educated and employed middleclass.

Oh I know you say that it's impossible you say Mitt, this is a recipe for Revolution or Fascism.

And I say, I'm an American and SO CAN YOU!
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lmao......thanks op or mitten
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but nothing will change if Romney wins. He is bought and paid for. He is one of THEM and he doesn't give a shit about you. He will continue the wars. He supports the NDAA. He will give us a similar type of shitty healthcare. We will still have the TSA and drones flying above our heads. He will bailout failing corporations. He won't reverse anything that Obama has done. Geesh...I wish you people would get it through your thick heads and then maybe we wouldn't be so fucked!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but nothing will change if Romney wins. He is bought and paid for. He is one of THEM and he doesn't give a shit about you. He will continue the wars. He supports the NDAA. He will give us a similar type of shitty healthcare. We will still have the TSA and drones flying above our heads. He will bailout failing corporations. He won't reverse anything that Obama has done. Geesh...I wish you people would get it through your thick heads and then maybe we wouldn't be so fucked!!!!!!!!!!
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This
The problem is we have way too many fucking morans on this planet. We're fucked if we think democracy is going to save us.
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Re: Congratulations President Romney uh...buh bye Obama
Let me be the first to congratulate you president Romney. NOW PLEASE, may we see some real changes? First of all...give us our rights back! Bring jobs back to the USA. Legalize marijuana, allow open carry in every state, make our vehicles an extension of our homes. Make mandatory drug testing for food stamps & wic etc, in every state. Help lower gas & utility prices!


What would you like to see changed?
 Quoting: ChvyV8Bldr


No. Because I Mitt Romney am a winner and you are a loser looking for hand outs. Go ask a relative for a job or loan. The first order of business is to loot what is left of Social Security;there's no one to stop us now that you unsuccessful people who punish success have given Republicans the House and Executive.

I will make it mandatory for SS to be put into private accounts instead of a Socialist account where successful people like myself cant invest it.

We will trade SS on the rigged uh, stock market and it will be lost but that's O.K. because unsuccessful elderly people deserve to eat Cat food if that's all they can afford.


Next I will enjoy looking Presidential and I will let Karl Rove and the Israeli Government decide what to do about foreign policy. After I sign a declaration of war on Iran as they suggest I will bring back the draft and voila(!) Jobs for all; as Soldiers.


I won't need to rely on ss as I'm self employed, and have everything paid for. I'll need nothing from our government, and I do hire family members. I also open carry, as well as two cwp as well.

Those who die in battle will be remembered as great hero's and those who make it back will be held in contempt for being a drag on the economy as the look to the Government for handouts for their head wounds and various physical and psychological trauma. Since I will cut the Veterans administration to the bone they will just have to look to their neighbors for help with their violent tendencies and nightmares, I hear alcohol helps.

My main focus of my administration will be rewarding those successful people with tax cuts while cutting out higher education and "streamlining" the American job market by getting rid of dead weight so our books are in the Black again, China will help by taking those noncompetitive jobs that we don't want.

Even though unemployment will be at record levels, we will cut out all social programs and food stamps, this will motivate those who can no longer get a job or education to just die already so us successful people can show the world how to compete with up and coming nations economically without an educated and employed middleclass.

Oh I know you say that it's impossible you say Mitt, this is a recipe for Revolution or Fascism.

And I say, I'm an American and SO CAN YOU!
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Let me be the first to congratulate you president Romney. NOW PLEASE, may we see some real changes? First of all...give us our rights back! Bring jobs back to the USA. Legalize marijuana, allow open carry in every state, make our vehicles an extension of our homes. Make mandatory drug testing for food stamps & wic etc, in every state. Help lower gas & utility prices!


What would you like to see changed?
 Quoting: ChvyV8Bldr


No. Because I Mitt Romney am a winner and you are a loser looking for hand outs. Go ask a relative for a job or loan. The first order of business is to loot what is left of Social Security;there's no one to stop us now that you unsuccessful people who punish success have given Republicans the House and Executive.

I will make it mandatory for SS to be put into private accounts instead of a Socialist account where successful people like myself cant invest it.

We will trade SS on the rigged uh, stock market and it will be lost but that's O.K. because unsuccessful elderly people deserve to eat Cat food if that's all they can afford.


Next I will enjoy looking Presidential and I will let Karl Rove and the Israeli Government decide what to do about foreign policy. After I sign a declaration of war on Iran as they suggest I will bring back the draft and voila(!) Jobs for all; as Soldiers.

Those who die in battle will be remembered as great hero's and those who make it back will be held in contempt for being a drag on the economy as the look to the Government for handouts for their head wounds and various physical and psychological trauma. Since I will cut the Veterans administration to the bone they will just have to look to their neighbors for help with their violent tendencies and nightmares, I hear alcohol helps.

My main focus of my administration will be rewarding those successful people with tax cuts while cutting out higher education and "streamlining" the American job market by getting rid of dead weight so our books are in the Black again, China will help by taking those noncompetitive jobs that we don't want.

Even though unemployment will be at record levels, we will cut out all social programs and food stamps, this will motivate those who can no longer get a job or education to just die already so us successful people can show the world how to compete with up and coming nations economically without an educated and employed middleclass.

Oh I know you say that it's impossible you say Mitt, this is a recipe for Revolution or Fascism.

And I say, I'm an American and SO CAN YOU!
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THIS IS YOUR BRAIN....

This is your brain on MSNBC. SEEK HELP SOON...
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no if we get Romney it will just be 4 more years of Oblama-only a true IDIOT would believe there is a dimes worth of difference between them-they both get paid by the same elite masters-the bankers oligarcy


Robama obamney+the same shit
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it's not going to happen, O will get his 2nd term, sorry to burst your bubble. norespect
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This ^^^ Romney is a joke and even his backers are lukewarm in their support. I'm no Obama fan but Mitty's barely better if at all.
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it's not going to happen, O will get his 2nd term, sorry to burst your bubble. norespect
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This ^^^ Romney is a joke and even his backers are lukewarm in their support. I'm no Obama fan but Mitty's barely better if at all.
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They're all a joke, but anyone is better than Obama.
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Just getting this thread ready.
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Let me be the first to congratulate you president Romney. NOW PLEASE, may we see some real changes? First of all...give us our rights back! Bring jobs back to the USA. Legalize marijuana, allow open carry in every state, make our vehicles an extension of our homes. Make mandatory drug testing for food stamps & wic etc, in every state. Help lower gas & utility prices!


What would you like to see changed?
 Quoting: ChvyV8Bldr


No. Because I Mitt Romney am a winner and you are a loser looking for hand outs. Go ask a relative for a job or loan. The first order of business is to loot what is left of Social Security;there's no one to stop us now that you unsuccessful people who punish success have given Republicans the House and Executive.

I will make it mandatory for SS to be put into private accounts instead of a Socialist account where successful people like myself cant invest it.

We will trade SS on the rigged uh, stock market and it will be lost but that's O.K. because unsuccessful elderly people deserve to eat Cat food if that's all they can afford.


Next I will enjoy looking Presidential and I will let Karl Rove and the Israeli Government decide what to do about foreign policy. After I sign a declaration of war on Iran as they suggest I will bring back the draft and voila(!) Jobs for all; as Soldiers.

Those who die in battle will be remembered as great hero's and those who make it back will be held in contempt for being a drag on the economy as the look to the Government for handouts for their head wounds and various physical and psychological trauma. Since I will cut the Veterans administration to the bone they will just have to look to their neighbors for help with their violent tendencies and nightmares, I hear alcohol helps.

My main focus of my administration will be rewarding those successful people with tax cuts while cutting out higher education and "streamlining" the American job market by getting rid of dead weight so our books are in the Black again, China will help by taking those noncompetitive jobs that we don't want.

Even though unemployment will be at record levels, we will cut out all social programs and food stamps, this will motivate those who can no longer get a job or education to just die already so us successful people can show the world how to compete with up and coming nations economically without an educated and employed middleclass.

Oh I know you say that it's impossible you say Mitt, this is a recipe for Revolution or Fascism.

Nancy? Is that you?
And I say, I'm an American and SO CAN YOU!
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Mitt would do NONE of these things.
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I feel Romney will win, the media has really been pushing him, and those with real influence are determined to take out Obama who isn't any better than Romney but for different reasons.

Romney will bring us lots of wars, he will bomb Iran, and then war will finally come to American shores.

We should have remained an isolationist country as was intended.
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thank God the robot isn't getting in.. i was worried..

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I feel Romney will win, the media has really been pushing him, and those with real influence are determined to take out Obama who isn't any better than Romney but for different reasons.

Romney will bring us lots of wars, he will bomb Iran, and then war will finally come to American shores.

We should have remained an isolationist country as was intended.
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At least war will keep oil prices down, and keep military, and private sector jobs alive too.
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Let me be the first to congratulate you president Romney. NOW PLEASE, may we see some real changes? First of all...give us our rights back! Bring jobs back to the USA. Legalize marijuana, allow open carry in every state, make our vehicles an extension of our homes. Make mandatory drug testing for food stamps & wic etc, in every state. Help lower gas & utility prices!


What would you like to see changed?
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Yeeeah, like all that is gonna happen if that jackass is elected. NOTHING will change. Oh wait, he knows how to start businesses...LMAO.....
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Let me be the first to congratulate you president Romney. NOW PLEASE, may we see some real changes? First of all...give us our rights back! Bring jobs back to the USA. Legalize marijuana, allow open carry in every state, make our vehicles an extension of our homes. Make mandatory drug testing for food stamps & wic etc, in every state. Help lower gas & utility prices!


What would you like to see changed?
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Yeeeah, like all that is gonna happen if that jackass is elected. NOTHING will change. Oh wait, he knows how to start businesses...LMAO.....
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thank God the robot isn't getting in.. i was worried..


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narrow escape from the evil robot.


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thank God the robot isn't getting in.. i was worried..


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narrow escape from the evil robot.


[link to www.oddschecker.com]
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We also now have a majority in the Senate, which was necessary. THE GROWNUPS HAVER RETURNED, YEA!!!
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Obama will be reelected. Romney will go back to being a Bishop in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
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We also now have a majority in the Senate, which was necessary. THE GROWNUPS HAVER RETURNED, YEA!!!
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Grown ups? Bush, Mike Brown, Alberto Gonzalez? LOL!!!!
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Let me be the first to congratulate you president Romney. NOW PLEASE, may we see some real changes? First of all...give us our rights back! Bring jobs back to the USA. Legalize marijuana, allow open carry in every state, make our vehicles an extension of our homes. Make mandatory drug testing for food stamps & wic etc, in every state. Help lower gas & utility prices!


What would you like to see changed?
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Round up the illegals and send them home...or just kill them.
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Let me be the first to congratulate you president Romney. NOW PLEASE, may we see some real changes? First of all...give us our rights back! Bring jobs back to the USA. Legalize marijuana, allow open carry in every state, make our vehicles an extension of our homes. Make mandatory drug testing for food stamps & wic etc, in every state. Help lower gas & utility prices!


What would you like to see changed?
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Round up the illegals and send them home...or just kill them.
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For starters
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I feel Romney will win, the media has really been pushing him, and those with real influence are determined to take out Obama who isn't any better than Romney but for different reasons.

Romney will bring us lots of wars, he will bomb Iran, and then war will finally come to American shores.

We should have remained an isolationist country as was intended.
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At least war will keep oil prices down, and keep military, and private sector jobs alive too.
 Quoting: ChvyV8Bldr


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