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I know a little something about this latest zombie outbreak.....

 
Ang3l_3yes
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05/31/2012 04:37 AM
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My husband worked in the psyche ward for a few years and the bath salt users were the worst. He was bitten so many times that he bought Kevlar gloves.

Crack, coke, bath salts, it turned them into nonhumans. Some would masterbate while reading the Bible and many, many, times they would smear their own feces all over the walls.

I hear you never come back from bath salts. You can never heal or be normal ever again.


They had a new doctor come in and my husband was shooting the breeze with him. He then told the doctor not to shake the patients hand. So the cocky young doctor walks right in and shakes the guys hand. When he was walking out my husband leaned forward and said to the doctor (grinning), "There's a reason I told you not to shake his hands. That patient had his fingers up his ass 10 minutes ago."
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05/31/2012 04:44 AM
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Re: I know a little something about this latest zombie outbreak.....
What the fuck is wrong with you American, seriously?

Are you ready to buy into just any paranoid crap that comes along?

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You need to buy your iron helmet!
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05/31/2012 04:47 AM
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Re: I know a little something about this latest zombie outbreak.....
what do you know about the mermaid outbreak?
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cruise
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05/31/2012 04:56 AM
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Re: I know a little something about this latest zombie outbreak.....
ok now we is all prepeared what do we do next?
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05/31/2012 04:56 AM
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Re: I know a little something about this latest zombie outbreak.....
So, let me get this straight. If for the next few days suicide reports doubled, it'd be nothing to worry about because suicides happen all the time right?...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7314441

When you'll be able to support you claim on doubling of suicide or cannibal cases with some kind of statistic I might become concerned.

Can you do that?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16939709


Wow, you really are dense. I can't support any claim of suicides doubling as they haven't and I didn't say they did. That was an example of your kindergaten level logic skills.

I can however, give you documented proof of cannibalistic attacks TRIPLING in the last month alone.

5/21 [link to www.mysuburbanlife.com]

5/29
[link to www.nbcsandiego.com]

5/27
[link to columbus.wtvm.com]

This isn't including the Miami face eater, or the otherwise 'zombie' like reports ala the guy throwing his intestines at cops yesterday and still being alive.

Look, I understand that you see the word 'zombie' and assume that we're all thinking the classic walking dead type but we aren't. We're paying attention to a growing problem and trying to confirm it's cause.
Yes, some of the more infantile among us are actually buying the undead nonsense, because like you they can't see past the mere word zombie.

However, those of us with basic intelligence understand that it is just a word used to describe his basic traits and that otherwise he was still human, but that this is a problem to be aware of.

I'll let you go back to tucking your head back in the sand now though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7314441

Indeed, this “Zombie” hype might inspire some sick minded people to commit similar, “copycat crimes”
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

But do you have statistic data on how many cannibalistic attacks happened the month before to claim them being trippled? If so, present them... or STFU.

This far you were applying the reverse deductive reasoning - making a broad generalization based on few specific cases; this truly is a “kindergaten level logic.”

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05/31/2012 04:57 AM
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Re: I know a little something about this latest zombie outbreak.....
What the fuck is wrong with you American, seriously?

Are you ready to buy into just any paranoid crap that comes along?

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You need to buy your iron helmet!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16839790

You mean my thin-foil hat wouldn't do???
Anonymous Coward
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05/31/2012 05:03 AM
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Re: I know a little something about this latest zombie outbreak.....
Oh so they got some training on going for headshots when dealing with subjects possibly on MDPV, Mepherdrone commonly known as "bath salts" Or other new drugs that can cause intense psychosis and almost superhuman strength.

This bozo wants to make it seem like it is some big whoop-dee-doo shit he has secret info on to inflate his ego in place of his tiny penis.

Hurr durr dem zombie err coming. So. Fucking. Stupid. You swat guys really are a bunch of jackasses like they say aren't you?
Anonymous Coward
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05/31/2012 05:08 AM
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Re: I know a little something about this latest zombie outbreak.....
Why has no one heard of the drug that makes you go crazy, see demons and generally go start-raving-mad?

It is called Mepherdrone, or MDPV, cvommonly known as "bath Salts" It has been around for like 10 years now.

It isn't some mystery drug some Colombian crime syndicate is bringing in like someone suggestedis causing this it is Mepherdrone.

Fucking google that shit and tell me it doesnt make people insane.

Guarantee they will find that in his system.
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05/31/2012 05:11 AM
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thought i'd add a link here as this was mentioned on the BBC news website over here in the UK. IT claims the drugs which caused this madness is a drug called bath salts. I take what i read in the press with a pinch of salt but who knows what's going on...

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]
 Quoting: beth


Here is a link - an on going review of the latest new "entertainment" to hit the Rave Parties. After some quick research, I'm going to dismiss the claims that bath salts cause folks to eat flesh.

[link to bathsaltsreviews.net]
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05/31/2012 05:14 AM
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Why has no one heard of the drug that makes you go crazy, see demons and generally go start-raving-mad?

It is called Mepherdrone, or MDPV, cvommonly known as "bath Salts" It has been around for like 10 years now.

It isn't some mystery drug some Colombian crime syndicate is bringing in like someone suggestedis causing this it is Mepherdrone.

Fucking google that shit and tell me it doesnt make people insane.

Guarantee they will find that in his system.
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but this is like Mad Max. it is beyond Mepherdrone. get a brian moran.

crazy
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05/31/2012 05:15 AM
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I have a 5 foot full tang samurai sword. Ready!
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I`m peasant, and like most english i only have a pitch fork.cool2
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05/31/2012 05:20 AM
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FAKE!!!!!!!

You get one star...roleplayer
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JDSGUAM2

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05/31/2012 05:29 AM
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Why has no one heard of the drug that makes you go crazy, see demons and generally go start-raving-mad?

It is called Mepherdrone, or MDPV, cvommonly known as "bath Salts" It has been around for like 10 years now.

It isn't some mystery drug some Colombian crime syndicate is bringing in like someone suggestedis causing this it is Mepherdrone.

Fucking google that shit and tell me it doesnt make people insane.

Guarantee they will find that in his system.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16433550


Here is another link - a discussion forum by folks that actually use Mepherdrone - reading this page, I can't find a single mention of a desire to eat a face! I'm not advocating the use of bath salts - but, to assume this particular chemical is a root cause of this madness - is barking up the wrong tree - IMHO.

[link to www.drugs-forum.com]
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05/31/2012 05:34 AM
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Indeed.

Even the press is backing away from the Bath Salts angle.

It is a very powerful drug, no doubt, with users not being themselves.

However, one of the main effects of the high is making the user more of a coward than normal, far from being violent users will go to extreme lengths to run and hide from confrontation.

Now, that said...

If you mix these chemicals with other drugs and alcohol, who knows what could happen.

For all we know, he got a spiked beer and the beach without knowing it, if his GF's testimony is to be believed, and drank it. The mixture of bath salts and GbH or whatever was to much for him and...

Next thing you know he's thinking he's chowing down at a steak restaurant.
Erebus
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05/31/2012 05:39 AM
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Just got back from the local headshop and picked up a bag, 2.5 grams of the "best" shit they had. I get my spice from there so it cheap as hell...I'f its a good pick me up and not all this media feed bullshit i might pick it up for awhile...
JDSGUAM2

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Indeed.

Even the press is backing away from the Bath Salts angle.

It is a very powerful drug, no doubt, with users not being themselves.

However, one of the main effects of the high is making the user more of a coward than normal, far from being violent users will go to extreme lengths to run and hide from confrontation.

Now, that said...

If you mix these chemicals with other drugs and alcohol, who knows what could happen.

For all we know, he got a spiked beer and the beach without knowing it, if his GF's testimony is to be believed, and drank it. The mixture of bath salts and GbH or whatever was to much for him and...

Next thing you know he's thinking he's chowing down at a steak restaurant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7314441


Okay, I can go there - a mixture of some sort. But, I have to think it was some incredibly strong stuff to create such a believable illusion. Only drug "I" know of that could come close is PCP; but, it would have to be a lot - not an amount you could spike a drink with secretly/unnoticed.
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Indeed.

Even the press is backing away from the Bath Salts angle.

It is a very powerful drug, no doubt, with users not being themselves.

However, one of the main effects of the high is making the user more of a coward than normal, far from being violent users will go to extreme lengths to run and hide from confrontation.

Now, that said...

If you mix these chemicals with other drugs and alcohol, who knows what could happen.

For all we know, he got a spiked beer and the beach without knowing it, if his GF's testimony is to be believed, and drank it. The mixture of bath salts and GbH or whatever was to much for him and...

Next thing you know he's thinking he's chowing down at a steak restaurant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7314441


Okay, I can go there - a mixture of some sort. But, I have to think it was some incredibly strong stuff to create such a believable illusion. Only drug "I" know of that could come close is PCP; but, it would have to be a lot - not an amount you could spike a drink with secretly/unnoticed.
 Quoting: JDSGUAM2

I take back what I just wrote - hell, you could put almost anything into a Shot Glass and a partying drunk would drink it!
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Re: I know a little something about this latest zombie outbreak.....
My husband worked in the psyche ward for a few years and the bath salt users were the worst. He was bitten so many times that he bought Kevlar gloves.

Crack, coke, bath salts, it turned them into nonhumans. Some would masterbate while reading the Bible and many, many, times they would smear their own feces all over the walls...
 Quoting: Ang3l_3yes 1193433

Oh shit!!!

alone
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My husband worked in the psyche ward for a few years and the bath salt users were the worst. He was bitten so many times that he bought Kevlar gloves.

Crack, coke, bath salts, it turned them into nonhumans. Some would masterbate while reading the Bible and many, many, times they would smear their own feces all over the walls...
 Quoting: Ang3l_3yes 1193433

Oh shit!!!

alone
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putin
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Thank-you Travis, for the heads up...
 Quoting: Corporal Klinger

Will you remember the Travis' "head up" after few months when the Zombie hype will inevitably fade away without any relevant real-life effects whatsoever?

I will... and hope that most GLP-ers as well.

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05/31/2012 06:09 AM
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Mr. Slovenia.

Jesus frickin' Christ. All you've done on this entire thread is shill this whole zombie thing. Whether or not you believe it is irrelevant, right now, but if you don't, then just back off and let people get on with it.

Fuck!
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05/31/2012 06:16 AM
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Alright, I'm tired of constantly reading threads from various OPs who claim to have insider knowledge of an impending doom upon the people of this planet. If anyone who visits Godlike had this kind of knowledge they would immediately release it in detail.

Simply put, the knowledge would save more lives and benefit the people much more than any roll you might play as an individual.

Sorry but SWAT or not, you can only do so much. If you have legitimate knowledge of a potential "zombie" or related attack, just fucking tell us. If it's as bad as you want everyone to think it is then you won't have your precious job when it's over anyways. Who the fuck will you protect when everyone is a mindless zombie? No one.

My guess is that you won't tell us anything, and that because you know it's not as bad as you want it to be and you will still have a job to worry about when it blows over.

I'll be going back to looking at porn now. Have a nice day.
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05/31/2012 06:16 AM
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So... how much time before SHTF?
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05/31/2012 06:18 AM
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Those of you who know me will take this FOR WHAT ITS WORTH...Those of you who don't know mewill undoubtly quibble about rhetorical bullshit....

17 years local SWAT. HAZMAT TEAM CROSS TRAINED.....

You should check your supplies and have contingencies. Planned for the comming months.

We just got some traininig. Today that would BLOW YOUR MIND. [ACTUALLY, THAT IS A CLUE].

BE READY.... This face biting thing is far from over. Actually, I'm assuming by the info I got straight from JTTF and DHS, This is only the begining.

Local law enforcement teams are being briefed and trained.

We,(I) am your friend....

Hold on to your butts!!!
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


Should I bring my tomato plants inside?
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05/31/2012 06:19 AM
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Ah Bickle, that has us in a real pickle. Many are turning to George Dickle. Seems the gubment wants us all sickle.
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05/31/2012 06:28 AM
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Re: I know a little something about this latest zombie outbreak.....
It's the bath salts. They are RESEARCH chemicals.

Obviously, due to the DEA banning different blends of them, they have to keep changing the blend. I'm not sure what their new blend is, but it appears as if instead of stimulating the user, it turns them crazy. I'd venture a guess that some of them would do even more outlandish things than bite a person's face off. And who says crazy actions are limited to eating other people, though I can't think of much worse.

These RESEARCH chemicals are just what they're supposed to be used for...research. Unfortunately, these labs that develop them are letting their synthesis be released to basically what amounts to criminals selling untested chemicals to retards looking to get high and masturbate for 8 hours straight to questionable pr0n. The new side effect? Rage, and insanity.

I'd guess that this first case was just the beginning, there will probably be a lot more. Chemically similar to MDPV, and as OP said, methamphetamine, who knows what they're putting in these new blends.
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Mr. Slovenia.

Jesus frickin' Christ. All you've done on this entire thread is shill this whole zombie thing. Whether or not you believe it is irrelevant, right now, but if you don't, then just back off and let people get on with it.
 Quoting: Arctica 16463794

Mr. Japan

Since the GLP definition of "shill" is some who disagrees with even the most blatant bullshit I'll keep on "shilling".

Oh and BTW:

[link to www.cbsnews.com]

"...In many of the cases, Dr. Adams said the person's temperature has risen to an extremely high level and they've become very aggressive. Some have used their jaws as a weapon during attacks. Dr. Adams said the patients were in a state of delirium....

Adams said the extreme strength and violence of patients on "bath salts" has become a significant threat to all those charged with the task of trying to help those high on the drug..."


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I am starting to think the Rapture happened and we are now living on hell on Earth
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Re: I know a little something about this latest zombie outbreak.....
Alright, I'm tired of constantly reading threads from various OPs who claim to have insider knowledge of an impending doom upon the people of this planet. If anyone who visits Godlike had this kind of knowledge they would immediately release it in detail.

Simply put, the knowledge would save more lives and benefit the people much more than any roll you might play as an individual.

Sorry but SWAT or not, you can only do so much. If you have legitimate knowledge of a potential "zombie" or related attack, just fucking tell us. If it's as bad as you want everyone to think it is then you won't have your precious job when it's over anyways. Who the fuck will you protect when everyone is a mindless zombie? No one.

My guess is that you won't tell us anything, and that because you know it's not as bad as you want it to be and you will still have a job to worry about when it blows over.

I'll be going back to looking at porn now. Have a nice day.
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Mr. Slovenia.

Jesus frickin' Christ. All you've done on this entire thread is shill this whole zombie thing. Whether or not you believe it is irrelevant, right now, but if you don't, then just back off and let people get on with it.
 Quoting: Arctica 16463794

Mr. Japan

Since the GLP definition of "shill" is some who disagrees with even the most blatant bullshit I'll keep on "shilling".

Oh and BTW:

[link to www.cbsnews.com]

"...In many of the cases, Dr. Adams said the person's temperature has risen to an extremely high level and they've become very aggressive. Some have used their jaws as a weapon during attacks. Dr. Adams said the patients were in a state of delirium....

Adams said the extreme strength and violence of patients on "bath salts" has become a significant threat to all those charged with the task of trying to help those high on the drug..."


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Yup, CFR CBS is to be trusted!

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