I know a little something about this latest zombie outbreak.....

What the fuck is wrong with you American, seriously?

Are you ready to buy into just any paranoid crap that comes along?

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what do you know about the mermaid outbreak?

Wow, you really are dense. I can't support any claim of suicides doubling as they haven't and I didn't say they did. That was an example of your kindergaten level logic skills.

I can however, give you documented proof of cannibalistic attacks TRIPLING in the last month alone.

5/21 [link to www.mysuburbanlife.com]

5/29
[link to www.nbcsandiego.com]

5/27
[link to columbus.wtvm.com]

This isn't including the Miami face eater, or the otherwise 'zombie' like reports ala the guy throwing his intestines at cops yesterday and still being alive.

Look, I understand that you see the word 'zombie' and assume that we're all thinking the classic walking dead type but we aren't. We're paying attention to a growing problem and trying to confirm it's cause.
Yes, some of the more infantile among us are actually buying the undead nonsense, because like you they can't see past the mere word zombie.

However, those of us with basic intelligence understand that it is just a word used to describe his basic traits and that otherwise he was still human, but that this is a problem to be aware of.

I'll let you go back to tucking your head back in the sand now though.

You need to buy your iron helmet!

thought i'd add a link here as this was mentioned on the BBC news website over here in the UK. IT claims the drugs which caused this madness is a drug called bath salts. I take what i read in the press with a pinch of salt but who knows what's going on...

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

Why has no one heard of the drug that makes you go crazy, see demons and generally go start-raving-mad?

It is called Mepherdrone, or MDPV, cvommonly known as "bath Salts" It has been around for like 10 years now.

It isn't some mystery drug some Colombian crime syndicate is bringing in like someone suggestedis causing this it is Mepherdrone.

Fucking google that shit and tell me it doesnt make people insane.

Guarantee they will find that in his system.

I have a 5 foot full tang samurai sword. Ready!

Why has no one heard of the drug that makes you go crazy, see demons and generally go start-raving-mad?

It is called Mepherdrone, or MDPV, cvommonly known as "bath Salts" It has been around for like 10 years now.

It isn't some mystery drug some Colombian crime syndicate is bringing in like someone suggestedis causing this it is Mepherdrone.

Fucking google that shit and tell me it doesnt make people insane.

Guarantee they will find that in his system.

Indeed.

Even the press is backing away from the Bath Salts angle.

It is a very powerful drug, no doubt, with users not being themselves.

However, one of the main effects of the high is making the user more of a coward than normal, far from being violent users will go to extreme lengths to run and hide from confrontation.

Now, that said...

If you mix these chemicals with other drugs and alcohol, who knows what could happen.

For all we know, he got a spiked beer and the beach without knowing it, if his GF's testimony is to be believed, and drank it. The mixture of bath salts and GbH or whatever was to much for him and...

Next thing you know he's thinking he's chowing down at a steak restaurant.

Okay, I can go there - a mixture of some sort. But, I have to think it was some incredibly strong stuff to create such a believable illusion. Only drug "I" know of that could come close is PCP; but, it would have to be a lot - not an amount you could spike a drink with secretly/unnoticed.

My husband worked in the psyche ward for a few years and the bath salt users were the worst. He was bitten so many times that he bought Kevlar gloves.

Crack, coke, bath salts, it turned them into nonhumans. Some would masterbate while reading the Bible and many, many, times they would smear their own feces all over the walls...

Oh shit!!!

Thank-you Travis, for the heads up...

Those of you who know me will take this FOR WHAT ITS WORTH...Those of you who don't know mewill undoubtly quibble about rhetorical bullshit....

17 years local SWAT. HAZMAT TEAM CROSS TRAINED.....

You should check your supplies and have contingencies. Planned for the comming months.

We just got some traininig. Today that would BLOW YOUR MIND. [ACTUALLY, THAT IS A CLUE].

BE READY.... This face biting thing is far from over. Actually, I'm assuming by the info I got straight from JTTF and DHS, This is only the begining.

Local law enforcement teams are being briefed and trained.

We,(I) am your friend....

Hold on to your butts!!!

Mr. Slovenia.

Jesus frickin' Christ. All you've done on this entire thread is shill this whole zombie thing. Whether or not you believe it is irrelevant, right now, but if you don't, then just back off and let people get on with it.

Alright, I'm tired of constantly reading threads from various OPs who claim to have insider knowledge of an impending doom upon the people of this planet. If anyone who visits Godlike had this kind of knowledge they would immediately release it in detail.

Simply put, the knowledge would save more lives and benefit the people much more than any roll you might play as an individual.

Sorry but SWAT or not, you can only do so much. If you have legitimate knowledge of a potential "zombie" or related attack, just fucking tell us. If it's as bad as you want everyone to think it is then you won't have your precious job when it's over anyways. Who the fuck will you protect when everyone is a mindless zombie? No one.

My guess is that you won't tell us anything, and that because you know it's not as bad as you want it to be and you will still have a job to worry about when it blows over.

I'll be going back to looking at porn now. Have a nice day.

Mr. Japan

Since the GLP definition of "shill" is some who disagrees with even the most blatant bullshit I'll keep on "shilling".

Oh and BTW:

[link to www.cbsnews.com]

"...In many of the cases, Dr. Adams said the person's temperature has risen to an extremely high level and they've become very aggressive. Some have used their jaws as a weapon during attacks. Dr. Adams said the patients were in a state of delirium....

Adams said the extreme strength and violence of patients on "bath salts" has become a significant threat to all those charged with the task of trying to help those high on the drug..."

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